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[Abstraction]

What do you need for a UK survival kit anyway?...a cell phone, a caplifter, a roll of Menthos and a condom?

Don't joke, there's plenty of muppets out there that'll consider that good advice

Yep, I still can't believe that some idiots don't realise that a box of tic-tacs or polos will keep your breath fresher for far longer than a roll of Menthos!

[Nikos]

Could you please share your vast knowledge on Britscrafting and tell us what is the best-known sequence of using these "tools"? I'd guess that phone->caplifter->menthos->condom (as in "call", "drink", "eat", "kinky") is a good one...

[Benner]

What do you need for a UK survival kit anyway?...a cell phone, a caplifter, a roll of Menthos and a condom?

Don't joke, there's plenty of muppets out there that'll consider that good advice

I think that sounds about right. 

[BIG-TARGET]

Can't enter from here.... *sniff*

Yep just a US compo again

Which is a stupid thing given the international nature of the internet

Must be MI-5/MI-6 Psywar Ops

[AHB]

What do you need for a UK survival kit anyway?...a cell phone, a caplifter, a roll of Menthos and a condom?

Pretty handy kit to have anywhere on the planet

+1 

[marj3l456]

Pretty handy kit to have anywhere on the planet

Yeah, it is easy to bring anywhere but in other situation, bringing a bigger survival kit is much better. In the handy kit, you should just put the equipments that include in the top priority. Food, water and first aid kit belong to the list.