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Grant (Def) Question for you...

us Offline inkster

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Grant (Def) Question for you...
on: May 05, 2007, 01:46:45 AM
Can you please tell everyone here why your Grandmother can't play the Piano?

Everyone  Grant doesn't usually answer this question easily, so can you all please help by asking with me?  I really need to know.  ???


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #1 on: May 05, 2007, 02:54:24 AM
Oh man, don't start this again....

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #2 on: May 05, 2007, 02:56:11 AM
Grandmother? Piano? Oooh, tell us a story Uncle Def!    :pok:
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 02:59:12 AM
Don't get him started....

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 05:15:45 AM
I think he needs more us to ask :pok:


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 05:41:38 AM
Please uncle Def, tell us the story!!!  :pok:

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 08:24:20 AM
Hey Def,since it's Da Inkster asking you better put your version out there before he does and puts his own spin on things! ;)
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Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 12:36:48 PM
hehe  :D hoohohoo  :grin: lol  :o mwahahahaha  >:D

Ok, well that sounds like I know the story already, which I don't, so please do share Def so we can all have a hearty chuckle  :pok:  ;)


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #8 on: May 05, 2007, 12:57:41 PM
You guys should know better than to encourage him...

Def
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Reply #9 on: May 05, 2007, 01:00:14 PM
LOL, a bit OT, but i think one of the many spammers we host at hotel multitool smote Def. Thats quite a mark of honour I suppose!


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #10 on: May 05, 2007, 02:04:45 PM
So what about this thing with your grandmother and pianos? It sounds rather intriguing....
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #11 on: May 05, 2007, 02:06:45 PM
Et Tu Brute?

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 02:11:59 PM
Yup...inquiring minds want to know.


(thank goodness for Wikipedia... :P)
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 07:47:19 PM
Still not talking, eh? Perhaps we need something a bit more powerful than the pokey stick to use on you....
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #14 on: May 06, 2007, 04:24:58 AM
How's about a little nighttime story Uncle Def  :pok:  with maybe a little piano music, to go with it.  (I like the inscribed hat on the guy...Def.... getting poked!)


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #15 on: May 06, 2007, 04:32:39 AM
Dammit Inky, now look what you've started.

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #16 on: May 06, 2007, 06:40:07 PM
The man does know how to start an avalanche doesn't he ? :grin:
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #17 on: May 13, 2007, 05:08:48 AM
I don't understand why you can't just tell everyone the story.

Please everyone it is a real interesting story from what I hear.    Keep on poking  :pok: He'll tell us eventually

Come on Brother   :pok:


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #18 on: May 13, 2007, 05:27:15 AM
Can you please tell everyone here why your Grandmother can't play the Piano?

Everyone  Grant doesn't usually answer this question easily, so can you all please help by asking with me?  I really need to know.  ???

I must admit, this is starting to pique my interest. So what's the story here?
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 05:14:57 AM
Yea Grant  what's the story?  :pok: :o


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #20 on: May 16, 2007, 02:42:19 PM
C'mon, I haven't been able to sleep a wink lately. I lay awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why it is that your grandmother can't play the piano?  ???
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #21 on: May 16, 2007, 02:54:17 PM
I hoped we laid this one to rest.  I guess I was wrong.

Def
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #22 on: May 16, 2007, 07:12:27 PM
you can be we want to know, sounds like an interesting story  :pok:

or else  :multi: yeah the nipple twister will strike again!

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #23 on: May 17, 2007, 02:39:05 AM
Okay, now I want to hear the nipple twister story AND the grandma piano story!
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #24 on: May 22, 2007, 05:56:47 AM
Still waiting

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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #25 on: May 26, 2007, 01:06:28 AM
I was so curious, that I joined this forum.

Please, tell us.....


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #26 on: May 26, 2007, 02:34:46 AM
I was so curious, that I joined this forum.

Please, tell us.....

 :pok: If that isn't enough Def, then I don't know what is!!!!!! :pok: Spill the beans :multi:


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #27 on: May 28, 2007, 08:54:13 AM
I heard about this all the way in Socal, what is the story????  O0


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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #28 on: May 28, 2007, 12:11:16 PM
Come on def out with it ;D
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Re: Grant (Def) Question for you...
Reply #29 on: May 28, 2007, 12:20:07 PM
I was hoping that if I left this one long enough people would have forgotten.

Def
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