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Offline enki_ck

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1215 on: February 01, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »
A kid was asked how could a stranger tell if two people are married?

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1216 on: February 04, 2012, 12:29:51 AM »
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1217 on: February 04, 2012, 12:59:11 AM »
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1218 on: February 04, 2012, 07:31:24 AM »
Oh the space cats... :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1219 on: February 04, 2012, 10:19:00 PM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/vermont-inmates-slip-a-pig-into-state-police-car-decals/1?csp=34news

I saw this last night and was cracking up. No offense to any LEOs here, but that is too funny.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1220 on: February 04, 2012, 11:41:36 PM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/vermont-inmates-slip-a-pig-into-state-police-car-decals/1?csp=34news

I saw this last night and was cracking up. No offense to any LEOs here, but that is too funny.


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Finally, inmates are doing stuff that's relatively harmless, and funny :)
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1221 on: February 05, 2012, 09:40:50 PM »
I got a chuckle out of that too :D
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1222 on: February 05, 2012, 10:26:53 PM »
Most of the LEO's I know would laugh at that too.  One of my good friends wears a small pig pin on the shirt pocket flap of his uniform.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1223 on: February 06, 2012, 09:54:03 PM »
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1225 on: February 08, 2012, 04:22:59 PM »
That's funny- I can't count the number of times I worked plainclothes security and was reported to management because there was someone acting suspicious in one department or another.  :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1226 on: February 08, 2012, 04:29:17 PM »
That's funny- I can't count the number of times I worked plainclothes security and was reported to management because there was someone acting suspicious in one department or another.  :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1227 on: February 08, 2012, 04:44:36 PM »
Back when I was a dispatch/communications officer in Toronto I got a call from one of my guards in the field reporting that she'd spotted a car on one of her patrols that shouldn't have been there.  I asked her to get more details from a safe distance which she did- it was a police car, and since this was a pretty remote location the officer thought it would be a safe place to "interrogate" a prostitute!

Good thing for that officer that I sent the guard back to check it out further rather than just call it in for the cops to check out.   ::)

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1228 on: February 08, 2012, 04:56:40 PM »
That one is hilarious!  That guy has no idea how lucky he is!

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1229 on: February 08, 2012, 05:39:11 PM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/vermont-inmates-slip-a-pig-into-state-police-car-decals/1?csp=34news

I saw this last night and was cracking up. No offense to any LEOs here, but that is too funny.


That rocks.
Finally, inmates are doing stuff that's relatively harmless, and funny :)

I can see how they didn't spot it though, it's pretty subtle.  Very funny BTW. :D

 

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