Still real world useful?

[FredKJ]

All I can say is these candle lanterns are extremely popular in the Colorado backpacking community.  But then I guess we are romantic types here.    The REI stores in Denver will sell a ton of these over the holidays.  They make the perfect stocking stuffer.  Does that mean they are still practical or we are just real romantic on the Colorado trails?  But then I think I have mentioned in the past that I carry condoms in my survival kit.  You can never beat carrying things on the trail that serve multiple purposes.

[Neil]

So.. if you're on the pull buy one otherwise its torch time

Mike, you might want to see if they'll bulk ship to you

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

So.. if you're on the pull buy one otherwise its torch time

Mike, you might want to see if they'll bulk ship to you

Well I'm not having much luck on the romance front, so maybe I should

[FredKJ]

So.. if you're on the pull buy one otherwise its torch time

Mike, you might want to see if they'll bulk ship to you

Well I'm not having much luck on the romance front, so maybe I should

You need to start carrying a candle lantern and condoms in your survival kit.  Get with the program man.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

So.. if you're on the pull buy one otherwise its torch time

Mike, you might want to see if they'll bulk ship to you

Well I'm not having much luck on the romance front, so maybe I should

You need to start carrying a candle lantern and condoms in your survival kit.  Get with the program man.

The johnnies are there already

Maybe I can stick a birthday candle in my wallet

[FredKJ]

Don't forget some of this and you are set.

http://www.adamsextract.com/product.asp?productID=37170

Perhaps the list of 10 essentials needs to be revised.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Bargain

[FredKJ]

Now I suppose you know why they are popular in the Colorado mountains.  Trust me I am an expert.  If you can't get action with all that I can't help you.  Your only alternative is a big horn sheep.  That's not pretty.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Now I suppose you know why they are popular in the Colorado mountains.  Trust me I am an expert.  If you can't get action with all that I can't help you.  Your only alternative is a big horn sheep.  That's not pretty.

I've dated worse

[FredKJ]

Now I suppose you know why they are popular in the Colorado mountains.  Trust me I am an expert.  If you can't get action with all that I can't help you.  Your only alternative is a big horn sheep.  That's not pretty.

I've dated worse

If that's the case don't forget Velcro on your gloves.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Now I suppose you know why they are popular in the Colorado mountains.  Trust me I am an expert.  If you can't get action with all that I can't help you.  Your only alternative is a big horn sheep.  That's not pretty.

I've dated worse

If that's the case don't forget Velcro on your gloves.

I'll dust them off now

[FredKJ]

What goes on the trail stays on the trail. 

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

You can make your own for free Mike ... Tea Candle Lantern

...all you need is a Multitool...

[FredKJ]

Way cool.  I always love homemade gear.  But why Fanta? 

[Freudian Frog]

Way cool.  I always love homemade gear.  But why Fanta? 

Y knot?