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Online Grant Lamontagne

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 11:44:49 PM »
It's very unhealthy to drink your own urine.  If possible try to find a supermodel in a leather outfit to supply a drink or squeeze some juice from elephant poo as it's much more sanitary!

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2012, 12:29:16 AM »
I too have fallen into darkness.




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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2012, 01:13:48 AM »
That's a cool picture!  :D

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2012, 01:47:45 AM »
It's very unhealthy to drink your own urine.

My mother-in-law is in a psychiatric hospital, and claimed this morning to have done just that.  No joke.

Not sure what that says about Bear Grylls, but it must say something.  :)

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2012, 01:53:38 AM »
Are there any spaces open?  I could send you my Mother In Law too.

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2012, 02:04:18 AM »
Having some experience in this area I am not a BG fan but one night a while back I was pretty drunk and decided I wanted to relive some of the glory days after watching one of his episodes. First, a snake to bite the head off of and skin, just run out into the yard, I live in the country. Well, now I need a new garden hose, or at least a really good hoseclamp.
You can drink your own urine but I'm not about to. I decided to have my girlfriend test this theory. I guess it's possible but you should tell your girlfriend first before just jump out of a dark corner and start peeing in her face. That was my only option cuz I knew she wouldn't voluntarily drink it but she doesn't appear to be any worse for the wear.
Ah yes, the enema. This too has a survival application....just not for me. You can however take a PUR pump water filter and pump about 4 gallons of any liquid you like into a cows backside with it before you should leave the area quickly and at right angles.
I dont drink that much but when I do, I don't watch Bear Grylls. Stay at home my friends... :D


That one really had me laughing Scattergun :D :D
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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2012, 04:57:14 AM »
Having some experience in this area I am not a BG fan but one night a while back I was pretty drunk and decided I wanted to relive some of the glory days after watching one of his episodes. First, a snake to bite the head off of and skin, just run out into the yard, I live in the country. Well, now I need a new garden hose, or at least a really good hoseclamp.
You can drink your own urine but I'm not about to. I decided to have my girlfriend test this theory. I guess it's possible but you should tell your girlfriend first before just jump out of a dark corner and start peeing in her face. That was my only option cuz I knew she wouldn't voluntarily drink it but she doesn't appear to be any worse for the wear.
Ah yes, the enema. This too has a survival application....just not for me. You can however take a PUR pump water filter and pump about 4 gallons of any liquid you like into a cows backside with it before you should leave the area quickly and at right angles.
I dont drink that much but when I do, I don't watch Bear Grylls. Stay at home my friends... :D


That one really had me laughing Scattergun :D :D
Thank you sir, glad you enjoyed it. I'm working on taking things more seriously but so far I've been unsuccessful. Maybe Grant will go with me to one of those self help hippy groups so I can locate my inner chakra.
Stew... :cheers:

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2012, 05:02:33 AM »
I have seen far too many things in my time to take life seriously- besides, the hippies will probably pick you off for a Narc long before the drum circle starts!

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2012, 07:07:50 AM »
Grant, you are probably right my friend. They'd spoof you and me... :ahhh

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2012, 10:44:49 AM »
Where can I get one of these SOL cases? That thing looks great  :gimme:
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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2012, 02:42:35 PM »
I bought mine off of eBay.

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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2012, 08:37:25 PM »
I found a few more BG items I didn't have.

Yes, that is the Scout knife, and a First Starter.





The Fire Starter is big and bulky. Kudos for at least utilizing that fat space with some useful information.



The Scout knife is rather nice. I will just leave it at that.



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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2012, 05:51:45 AM »
I really like the colors. :cheers:  I have none as they are made in China.  Not a big deal just my issue.  Very cool pics...thanks for sharing :tu:
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Re: I am very strange in many ways....
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2012, 09:47:06 PM »
I like their looks and sure if I handled them I may well make a purchase but its just that dude really is a multi tool .

 

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