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You may have a mutitool problem if...

us Offline Lynn LeFey

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You may have a mutitool problem if...
on: December 13, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
1)Your number one use of a multitool is to open packages with other multitools in them.
2) You have to shove a pile of multitools out of the way to make room for your coffeecup on your coffee table.
3) at least one finger is constantly covered with a bandage from 'love nips' from your tools.

Any others?


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 10:26:04 PM
- You post your family photos in THIS thread
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 10:33:10 PM
You may have a mutitool problem if.......



You have to ask if you have a multitool problem.  :D
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 10:34:16 PM
You may have a mutitool problem if......



All your friends start calling you MacGyver.
I'm the milk man!


us Offline Aloha

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
Your kids ask you what your carrying.
Your kids ask what new tool you bought.
Your kids know what MTo is.
Your kids know members on MTo by 'name".
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 11:24:24 PM
You may have a mutitool problem if......

other people think you take great photos,  except for that knife/MT in the way!!!   :rofl:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 11:42:04 PM
If you cant go to sleep without a multi next to your bed...


and as a consecuence there is a multi in each part of your house.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 11:49:47 PM
You're struggling for ideas what to buy next... :whistle:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 12:15:06 AM
...if your a member of MTo :pok:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 12:17:28 AM
...if your a member of MTo :pok:

... and member of the No Life club.


us Offline captain spaulding

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 12:18:20 AM
...if your a member of MTo :pok:


 :D :D :D     SoOoOoOo..... TRUE!!!
I'm the milk man!


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #11 on: December 14, 2013, 12:39:33 AM
Your pants fall down due to the weight of multitools.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #12 on: December 14, 2013, 01:57:05 AM
...you spend your lunch break reading posts on MTO
...your bucket list contains discontinued Leatherman tools and not life events
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #13 on: December 14, 2013, 02:13:09 AM
Your Bucket List includes JOINING the NLC    :facepalm:


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #14 on: December 14, 2013, 03:20:59 AM
... If you spend more time picking your days carry than picking your days clothes.


us Offline jerseydevil

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #15 on: December 14, 2013, 03:33:55 AM
You haven't had a drink in years, but you're the only one with a bottle opener and corkscrew handy.  :facepalm: (This has happened to me on several occasions)
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


us Offline getahl

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #16 on: December 14, 2013, 05:39:20 AM
... If you spend more time picking your days carry than picking your days clothes.

Guilty, as charged.


...if you come home from work at lunch to swap out your current tool for another just cuz you're Jonesing for a different tool.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #17 on: December 14, 2013, 11:15:58 AM
1)Your number one use of a multitool is to open packages with other multitools in them.
2) You have to shove a pile of multitools out of the way to make room for your coffeecup on your coffee table.
3) at least one finger is constantly covered with a bandage from 'love nips' from your tools.

Any others?

1. Yup
2. Yup
3. Yup
4. ...
5. Profit?

I may have a problem... :D
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #18 on: December 14, 2013, 11:17:22 AM
...if your a member of MTo :pok:

... and member of the No Life club.

Almost there... :rofl:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #19 on: December 14, 2013, 02:32:25 PM
If you have 5 or more MTs.
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #20 on: December 14, 2013, 02:33:11 PM

If you have 5 or more MTs.

If you don't have a Spirit, yet...  :pok: :whistle:
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us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #21 on: December 14, 2013, 05:15:21 PM
If you feel immense frustration when your google search of 'Gerber' yields pictures of baby food.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #22 on: December 14, 2013, 05:29:53 PM
MT.O goes offline briefly and you feel a panic attack coming (even though you don't get panic attacks)
If I can help, let me know 


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #23 on: December 14, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
What problem?     :shrug:


When you start considering multitools as MTO currency.    :D
What? Enablers! Are you serrrrious? Where? I dont see any.
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us Offline woodkrafter

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #24 on: December 14, 2013, 05:58:09 PM



..........You start giving your multitools 'a name'  ;)
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it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error"
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #25 on: December 14, 2013, 05:59:05 PM
when you know at least two other peoples 'ideal tool' that hasn't been made yet ?


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #26 on: December 14, 2013, 06:00:36 PM
when your wife starts to blame Kirk13   ::)


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #27 on: December 14, 2013, 06:06:42 PM
when your wife starts to blame Kirk13   ::)

And why not? Everyone else does :shrug:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #28 on: December 14, 2013, 09:32:07 PM
when your wife starts to blame Kirk13   ::)

 :rofl:


00 Offline kirk13

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #29 on: December 14, 2013, 10:34:35 PM
when your wife starts to blame Kirk13   ::)

 :rofl:

He ain't kidding. Grud knows what'll happen if she ever catches me :ahhh
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