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gb Offline Sparky415

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Short fat and ugly
on: June 03, 2014, 10:26:38 PM


I bought this one at the weekend   :think:  :shrug:

Its so bad it deserves its own thread  :ahhh



I can't see the nail removal slot working very well  :facepalm:



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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #1 on: June 03, 2014, 10:37:51 PM
Oh,thank the GAWDS! It's about an axe! I thought this was going to be about me :ahhh
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #2 on: June 03, 2014, 10:51:13 PM

 :twak:

Hey  :pok: want to buy an Ax Kirk?

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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #3 on: June 03, 2014, 11:23:39 PM
That might need a tiny little tweak here and there to get it right :D

Looks like it weights at least 4 ton :O

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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 02:07:00 AM
Great find sparky415 !! 

Yes that nail puller does seem a tad thick ?!

What are your plans for this ?

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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 09:47:50 AM

Good stuff was a bit scarce on Sunday, a round file a punch and this 'Axe'  ::)

I have no idea what to do with it, it will go into one of my projects boxes
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 01:28:15 PM
Quote from: kirk13 on June 03, 2014, 10:37:51 PM
Oh,thank the GAWDS! It's about an axe! I thought this was going to be about me :ahhh

About you?! I thought it was about her...

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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 09:59:13 PM
Er...who is she?
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #8 on: June 06, 2014, 01:27:35 PM
Quote from: kirk13 on June 05, 2014, 09:59:13 PM
Er...who is she?

Nobody...

More details here, if you want to have a laugh:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_%28TV_series%29

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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #9 on: June 07, 2014, 10:14:34 PM
There is no beginning,or ending,and for this we are thankful,cos now is hard enough to understand!
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #10 on: June 12, 2014, 12:57:54 AM
I'm with Kirk on this one. When I read the title I was afraid that Sparky had released those photo's of my girlfriend that I sent him. :facepalm: And if that were in fact the case, I was told by a confidential source to blame Kirk. Not sure how all that works out but that was my plan... :rofl:
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #11 on: June 12, 2014, 09:44:13 AM

Those pictures (and the video) are just between you and me Stew  :D

I should have said right at the beginning No ex-wives, ex-G/Fs, ex-Mother-in-laws or Mother-in-laws   >:D
But pictures of ugly axes are very welcome  :hatsoff:
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #12 on: June 12, 2014, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: sparky415 on June 12, 2014, 09:44:13 AM

Those pictures (and the video) are just between you and me Stew  :D

I should have said right at the beginning No ex-wives, ex-G/Fs, ex-Mother-in-laws or Mother-in-laws   >:D
But pictures of ugly axes are very welcome  :hatsoff:
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #13 on: June 12, 2014, 01:32:10 PM
Quote from: sparky415 on June 12, 2014, 09:44:13 AM

Those pictures (and the video) are just between you and me Stew  :D

I should have said right at the beginning No ex-wives, ex-G/Fs, ex-Mother-in-laws or Mother-in-laws   >:D
But pictures of ugly axes are very welcome  :hatsoff:

Bad news: there are no ex-mother-in-laws. Once a mother-in-law, always a mother-in-law, even if you get divorced. At least it's so in Portugal...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #14 on: June 12, 2014, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on June 12, 2014, 01:32:10 PM
Quote from: sparky415 on June 12, 2014, 09:44:13 AM

Those pictures (and the video) are just between you and me Stew  :D

I should have said right at the beginning No ex-wives, ex-G/Fs, ex-Mother-in-laws or Mother-in-laws   >:D
But pictures of ugly axes are very welcome  :hatsoff:

Bad news: there are no ex-mother-in-laws. Once a mother-in-law, always a mother-in-law, even if you get divorced. At least it's so in Portugal...

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\


There must be a way out of that trap Santos  :think:  :think: :think:

I guess you could just date your ex's sister, that way you only get the one mother-in-law  :whistle:
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Re: Short fat and ugly
Reply #15 on: June 14, 2014, 02:02:22 AM
Ok. I'm not saying what O.J. Simpson did was right, I'm just saying, I understand. :whistle:
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