I do find this hard... Def seems to be roasting himself continuously, so finding something original can be quite tricky.
There's one thing about Grant that might upset some here. He has a really low opinion of others. He considers them equals.
Quote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PMAll the ladies say Def's the fastest At deploying his tool?
All the ladies say Def's the fastest
Quote from: Monrogue on July 23, 2014, 03:51:36 PMQuote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PMAll the ladies say Def's the fastest At deploying his tool?
Quote from: captain spaulding on July 23, 2014, 05:57:09 PMQuote from: Monrogue on July 23, 2014, 03:51:36 PMQuote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PMAll the ladies say Def's the fastest At deploying his tool? He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!
Quote from: derekmac on July 23, 2014, 06:45:31 PMQuote from: captain spaulding on July 23, 2014, 05:57:09 PMQuote from: Monrogue on July 23, 2014, 03:51:36 PMQuote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PMAll the ladies say Def's the fastest At deploying his tool? He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!Well, at least it's spring loaded then?
leave it to this forum to side track such a thread...
Quote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 06:47:22 PMQuote from: derekmac on July 23, 2014, 06:45:31 PMQuote from: captain spaulding on July 23, 2014, 05:57:09 PMQuote from: Monrogue on July 23, 2014, 03:51:36 PMQuote from: bmot on July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PMAll the ladies say Def's the fastest At deploying his tool? He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!Well, at least it's spring loaded then?Yes, a Squirt! ........
One day an Englishman, an American, and Def walked into a pub together.They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.Def picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!"
Call that a hairy chest ??Or was that just the patch you missed when you shaved.
Def finally got his Canadian history exam results back.. He got an EH