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It was a dark and stormy night....

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #90 on: November 21, 2014, 06:27:12 PM
...an enormous cat!


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #91 on: November 21, 2014, 06:53:04 PM
The cat had fleas.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #92 on: November 21, 2014, 07:00:20 PM
"Have you come to steal my unobtainium?" The cat asked.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #93 on: November 21, 2014, 08:48:02 PM
That unobtanium belongs to no one, i said. Only the true one can useit for the real thing...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #94 on: November 21, 2014, 09:06:15 PM
"Hey, what are you doing here Crow, and why is that smelly dwarf with you?" Kirk said confused


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #95 on: November 21, 2014, 09:13:07 PM
For we are the ones that hold the unobtanium, and decide whom shall forge it to make perfect one...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #96 on: November 21, 2014, 09:33:48 PM
Gerber Suspension. A multitool to rule all multitools.
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It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #97 on: November 21, 2014, 09:36:19 PM
Kirk got a strange look on his face and then barfed all over Millhouse who suddenly appeared out of nowhere...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #98 on: November 21, 2014, 09:40:20 PM
A short interlude, while I  :rofl:
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #99 on: November 21, 2014, 09:45:05 PM
"Dont say that name! Ill give you all my unobtainium as long as you dont say that name again!" The Cat hisses and...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #100 on: November 21, 2014, 10:07:07 PM
Catapults Kirk into
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #101 on: November 21, 2014, 10:21:08 PM
Cursed his name in to oblivion.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #102 on: November 22, 2014, 04:21:46 AM
Kirky regarded that as preferable to his present situation and thanked the cat.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #103 on: November 22, 2014, 05:55:57 AM
"Man, this has been one wacky day" he said while dusting off his clothes.
"Wow! Look at all that unobtainium....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #104 on: November 22, 2014, 07:57:05 AM
Suddenly Def appeared out of nowhere carrying a bucket of lard.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #105 on: November 22, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
"What are you carrying that bucket of lard and that rubber chicken around for?" Asked the Dwarf.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #106 on: November 22, 2014, 08:11:26 AM
"Come closer little one, if you wish your eyes to be opened"
Smiled Def
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #107 on: November 22, 2014, 08:50:12 AM
" wohoo! I get to join the No Life Club!" Laughed the Dwarf and danced away with Def.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #108 on: November 22, 2014, 02:46:03 PM
Kirk wondered why the dwarf had run off with his bottle of diesel exhaust fluid, until he heard the roar of a truck engine starting up just down the road.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #109 on: November 22, 2014, 02:50:28 PM
Hey, Def's jeep doesn't meant to sound like that.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #110 on: November 22, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Instead it sounds like 'grr grr whine clunk', followed by #$%^&*.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #111 on: November 23, 2014, 01:12:05 AM
Def couldn't use his jeep, so jumped into his pink kayak and paddled off to
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #112 on: November 23, 2014, 09:12:07 AM
the mountain top...
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It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #113 on: November 23, 2014, 10:42:37 AM
...using feathered paddles.
Kirk, Crow and Millhouse....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #114 on: November 23, 2014, 12:11:29 PM
Seized a nearby abandoned bath, threw themselves in and set of after Def......the sun was beginning to set...
« Last Edit: November 23, 2014, 12:18:00 PM by tosh »
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #115 on: November 23, 2014, 12:33:10 PM
Everyone was feeling hungry, Kirky pulled out a tin of Spam.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #116 on: November 23, 2014, 01:17:18 PM
The three paddlers decided to use the spam as bait......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #117 on: November 23, 2014, 02:12:10 PM
... Just seconds after the spam hit the water, something big took the bait....


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 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #118 on: November 23, 2014, 04:49:01 PM
Could it be......?
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #119 on: November 23, 2014, 04:53:24 PM
... Yes, could it be?...


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 "A Knifeless man is a lifeless man" old Faroese proverb.


 

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