It was a dark and stormy night....

TheDude · **on:** November 20, 2014, 04:07:45 PM

A lone wolf howled in the distance. And then all of a sudden....

Grathr · **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:19:37 PM

A dwarf came knocking on my door.

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Crow · **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:23:04 PM

His dark empty eyes stared at me.

magentus · **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:23:40 PM

'Got any gold?' He snarled

AimlessWanderer · **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:31:23 PM

I said "Go away, you smell of sick"

Grathr · **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:38:29 PM

"Comon! Be a pal, give me some gold! " he said

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derekmac · **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:50:38 PM

I'll let you marry my daughter if you give me some.

pfrsantos · **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:56:00 PM

"I thought you were interested in gold" I answered...

Grathr · **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:56:21 PM

" dont be a smurf!" He said angrily.

ducttapetech · **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:58:08 PM

.

Ok, I said, here is a fiver. Now go away.

pfrsantos · **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:03:05 PM

He left, but after a few minutes I heard another knock on the door.

Grathr · **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:05:12 PM

I opened the door, but there was noone there...

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derekmac · **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:05:38 PM

Hey, what just tickled me??

Grathr · **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:08:59 PM

"I hope its not Dereks evil twin! " I said to my self

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Kampfer · **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:20:38 PM

It was a dark and stormy night....A lone wolf howled in the distance. And then all of a sudden....

I decided to load up my rifles just in case.

AimlessWanderer · **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:21:12 PM

I couldn't see anyone, but the smell of sick was back

derekmac · **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:23:42 PM

Or maybe that the chili I ate??

Grathr · **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:28:06 PM

"Gimme some gold!" A familiar voice said behind me

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ducttapetech · **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:49:09 PM

"Look", I said as I stunk up the room from the chili I ate earlier, "I gave you a fiver already!"

pfrsantos · **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:50:04 PM

"Still grumpy? I thought you'd be happy with the money I gave you."

derekmac · **Reply #20 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:51:36 PM

Look, I need you to help me with a problem I have.

ducttapetech · **Reply #21 on:** November 20, 2014, 05:55:47 PM

"What is the problem" I said to the dwarf as I was thinking to never eat at that chili place again.

Grathr · **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:03:44 PM

"I need gold to buy some unobtainium to forge the one SAK to rule them all" he said

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ducttapetech · **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:08:25 PM

"Ahh, I see." Saying with sly grin on my face. "You can't buy that stuff." So grab your sword and grab your gat, because we got to slay a............

Grathr · **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:11:06 PM

...n Enormous cat!" I said, as I grabbed my EDC bag and went out the door.

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Toolslinger · **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2014, 07:52:05 PM

The storm got worse and it began to snow.

Grathr · **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2014, 07:56:12 PM

"I hate snow!" Said the dwarf.

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derekmac · **Reply #27 on:** November 20, 2014, 07:57:05 PM

But I love white powder.

Grathr · **Reply #28 on:** November 20, 2014, 07:58:52 PM

"I bet you do" I said and stuffed a fistfull of snow in his face

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Crow · **Reply #29 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:09:56 PM

"You should not have done that" Dwarf said, and reached for his pocket.