Can anyone recommend a good lawyer.
1) THIS is why we all say 'get two'. (TOTALLY not because we're enablers)2) Yeah, the safety orange paracord thing.3) NOW you should get two to replace it. No... wait. 4. 2 for you, and 2 for her.4) It might also be time to get a metal detector.
Buy her a Leap. She thinks you're buying her a present, you're actually getting your revenge.