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FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #30 on: March 04, 2015, 09:59:05 AM
To go with tradition:

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #31 on: March 04, 2015, 10:00:11 AM
Does he come with accessories.
He comes with a braided whip, initially it was thought to be used to keep Kat in line but it will work on Stew as well.
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #32 on: March 04, 2015, 10:55:02 AM

Ok... You guys are right... $24.99 free shipping, use of keurig and lifetime warranty must be included. :)


Kat... What is the catch?

Free shipping: yes, keurig: yes, lifetime warranty: sure.

The catch is the No Return Policy and I'm allowed to borrow him at any time for reasons I cannot disclose.
hmm this sounds more like a lease...


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #33 on: March 04, 2015, 11:19:17 AM


Sooo... Here it is, my life's savings:
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For those who wonder how much that is:
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Bidding over, nothing to see, move along.

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #34 on: March 04, 2015, 11:23:16 AM
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Sooo... Here it is, my life's savings:
Show content


For those who wonder how much that is:
Show content


Bidding over, nothing to see, move along.

More details sent by PM, thank you very nice, have a nice day, mods close this thread.
 8)


Whoa whoa whoa! Not so fast bud! I still have to agree to this deal. After all, it's my job to make sure he gets a good home....
« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 11:28:43 AM by JustUrEyeCandy »
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #35 on: March 04, 2015, 11:27:44 AM

Ok... You guys are right... $24.99 free shipping, use of keurig and lifetime warranty must be included. :)


Kat... What is the catch?

Free shipping: yes, keurig: yes, lifetime warranty: sure.

The catch is the No Return Policy and I'm allowed to borrow him at any time for reasons I cannot disclose.
hmm this sounds more like a lease...

Shhhh just go with it!
To go with tradition:

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #36 on: March 04, 2015, 11:31:26 AM
any pictures?
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FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #37 on: March 04, 2015, 11:41:38 AM

Ok... You guys are right... $24.99 free shipping, use of keurig and lifetime warranty must be included. :)


Kat... What is the catch?

Free shipping: yes, keurig: yes, lifetime warranty: sure.

The catch is the No Return Policy and I'm allowed to borrow him at any time for reasons I cannot disclose.
hmm this sounds more like a lease...

Shhhh just go with it!
To go with tradition:

 :worthless:
ok ok. :surrender: but i can't meet or beat pfrsantos :facepalm:


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #38 on: March 04, 2015, 11:47:34 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

Sooo... Here it is, my life's savings:
Show content


For those who wonder how much that is:
Show content


Bidding over, nothing to see, move along.

More details sent by PM, thank you very nice, have a nice day, mods close this thread.
 8)


Whoa whoa whoa! Not so fast bud! I still have to agree to this deal. After all, it's my job to make sure he gets a good home....

Good home?! You said nothing about a good home!!
 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Ok, my offer is withdrawn!

Good home, indeed...
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #39 on: March 04, 2015, 11:50:26 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

Sooo... Here it is, my life's savings:
Show content


For those who wonder how much that is:
Show content


Bidding over, nothing to see, move along.

More details sent by PM, thank you very nice, have a nice day, mods close this thread.
 8)


Whoa whoa whoa! Not so fast bud! I still have to agree to this deal. After all, it's my job to make sure he gets a good home....

Good home?! You said nothing about a good home!!
 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Ok, my offer is withdrawn!

Good home, indeed...
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Okay okay. Touché! I guess my point is that your offer is quite shady!
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #40 on: March 04, 2015, 12:23:18 PM

Sooo... Here it is, my life's savings:
Show content


For those who wonder how much that is:
Show content


Bidding over, nothing to see, move along.

More details sent by PM, thank you very nice, have a nice day, mods close this thread.
 8)


Whoa whoa whoa! Not so fast bud! I still have to agree to this deal. After all, it's my job to make sure he gets a good home....

Good home?! You said nothing about a good home!!
 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Ok, my offer is withdrawn!

Good home, indeed...
 :facepalm:

Okay okay. Touché! I guess my point is that your offer is quite shady!

Shady?! Lady, this is MTo! Everything here is shady!


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« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 12:25:03 PM by pfrsantos »
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #41 on: March 04, 2015, 12:26:54 PM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #42 on: March 04, 2015, 03:54:22 PM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P

Wait! I'm in the photo!! Are you sure you can handle Stew, me AND a random picture?!
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #43 on: March 04, 2015, 04:24:46 PM
Could I offer a pair of greased chickens?


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #44 on: March 04, 2015, 04:29:55 PM
Could I offer a pair of greased chickens?

Do they include mini sombreros?
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #45 on: March 05, 2015, 02:26:37 AM
Ok I win. I'll give you $1.395 ;)
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #46 on: March 05, 2015, 07:21:06 PM
I have stinky mink pelt in my garage. Ill trade that for stew, but only if he's house clean.


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #47 on: March 05, 2015, 07:26:12 PM
I have stinky mink pelt in my garage. Ill trade that for stew, but only if he's house clean.


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That was a concern of mine also.....


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #48 on: March 05, 2015, 07:27:02 PM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P

Wait! I'm in the photo!! Are you sure you can handle Stew, me AND a random picture?!
You're right, the picture just might be too much for me.   :facepalm:


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #49 on: March 05, 2015, 10:08:22 PM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P

Wait! I'm in the photo!! Are you sure you can handle Stew, me AND a random picture?!
You're right, the picture just might be too much for me.   :facepalm:


I'm always right. We will leave the photo exactly where it is then. We don't want to overwhelm you....
I have stinky mink pelt in my garage. Ill trade that for stew, but only if he's house clean.


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That was a concern of mine also.....

Reminder: He's a man....
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #50 on: March 06, 2015, 10:59:21 AM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P

Wait... there's a Stew in that photo? and there's a wall and a picture in that photo too?

cool optical illusion.


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #51 on: March 06, 2015, 09:51:06 PM
OK, I've got it.  Since I work at the airport, the plane can stop at my hangar, and I can sneak him off and into the country.  But for doing that service, I'll need to charge a slight admin fee.  Let's say......  $666,666.  Sound fair???  If that price cannot be met, then all contents of that photo must be included. ;)  And yes, that also means the picture on the wall.  :P

Wait... there's a Stew in that photo? and there's a wall and a picture in that photo too?

cool optical illusion.

Is this where I blush or ask if you're calling me fat?  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #52 on: March 06, 2015, 09:53:08 PM
Update on Stew:

He has the worst luck in the world. Not only has he been CRAZY busy the past few months, he let me know today his pipes burst in his house.  :oops:  :poh: :surrender:
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #53 on: March 09, 2015, 09:26:45 AM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #54 on: March 09, 2015, 01:22:12 PM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

Nate

Eek!! That's no good! Well, turns out the damage wasn't as bad as he thought.
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #55 on: March 09, 2015, 05:01:18 PM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

Nate

Soooo... both of you guys had your waters broke at the same time, huh?...
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #56 on: March 09, 2015, 05:06:48 PM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

Nate

Eek!! That's no good! Well, turns out the damage wasn't as bad as he thought.
That's good to hear! :tu:


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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #57 on: March 09, 2015, 05:32:41 PM
That is good to hear.

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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #58 on: March 09, 2015, 05:36:45 PM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

Nate

Soooo... both of you guys had your waters broke at the same time, huh?...
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Nix what I said before...lol just read who you were quoting. I guess I'll let you slide this time Santos. ;)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2015, 05:52:34 PM by JustUrEyeCandy »
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Re: FS: Stew, might need slight oiling.
Reply #59 on: March 09, 2015, 05:50:36 PM
Oh that's sucks! I just had to repair some waterlines a few days ago.

Nate

Soooo... both of you guys had your waters broke at the same time, huh?...
 :whistle:

Whoa there Santos! You're crossing into "calling a woman fat" borders! And well... Stew can testify that I'm not ;) lol

Once again, I was talking about Stew and ducttapetech...
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I'd only call you "fat" if my speech impediment had me pronounce Bs like Ts...
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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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