I...I see what they did, and laser cut business cards are cool, so if it is just for the design factor, it is good cheap fun and you can talk about it with your mates.
If you pop one of these in your pocket and start walking down the street, chest out, staring people down because they might be kidnappers, but you know you have them beat - then I guess you are a knob.
like taping the handcuff key to the inside of one's belt
Yeah, that gets checked.