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Harley was wrong. (True story)

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Harley was wrong. (True story)
on: March 30, 2015, 03:32:30 PM
So as it turns out I am not right 100 percent of the time. I know you are saying to yourself how you do not believe it but it is true.

Since joining MTO many months ago I have talked down ab poo ut the need to have tweezers as a permanent fixture on a tool. Saying if I get a splinter I just man up and ignore it. Well let me tell you all a story from yesterday that changed my thinking entirely.

So there I was playing with Harley Babygirl in the back yard. Of course she had no shoes on and gets a splinter in her foot. Baby is crying, Momma can't get it out and she is like, don't you have tweezers on your knife? Out comes my new Fat Ranger to save the day. All is well once again in Harleyland.

Below is a an actual picture of me after saving the day.

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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 03:38:02 PM
Aww....your so cute........lol!

Good save Harley.

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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 03:38:17 PM
You're a cool cat Herley.  :tu:

Sometimes I think my kids get prickles and splinters just so they can borrow my SAKs.

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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #3 on: March 30, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
Quote from: zoidberg on March 30, 2015, 03:38:17 PM
You're a cool cat Herley.  :tu:

Sometimes I think my kids get prickles and splinters just so they can borrow my SAKs.

But do they bring them back is the real question.

Now I know what K Tizzle means when he talks about carrying certain tools so his wife can use them.
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: HarleyXJGuy on March 30, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
Quote from: zoidberg on March 30, 2015, 03:38:17 PM
You're a cool cat Herley.  :tu:

Sometimes I think my kids get prickles and splinters just so they can borrow my SAKs.

But do they bring them back is the real question.

Now I know what K Tizzle means when he talks about carrying certain tools so his wife can use them.

Yes, they loose their borrowing rights if they don't.  :)

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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
In the Summer, we have so many stickers out here that on the first pass I use the pliers and then deploy the tweezers on the infiltrators and stragglers.
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 04:16:58 PM
Well I don't want to live in a world where Harley is wrong. I won't believe it. Take it back.
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 04:31:01 PM
Funny as this is aboutcthe only time I use my tweezers  :salute:
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 05:26:03 PM
Not to state the obvious.

But in your picture, your not wearing pants?!?!
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #9 on: March 30, 2015, 07:27:29 PM
at least you were man enough to admit this, so kudos
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #10 on: March 30, 2015, 11:34:20 PM
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #11 on: April 01, 2015, 07:39:13 PM
Quote from: SAK Guy on March 30, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
In the Summer, we have so many stickers out here that on the first pass I use the pliers and then deploy the tweezers on the infiltrators and stragglers.

We have a ton of them on this side of Texas too. Annoying little buggers.

Quote from: magentus on March 30, 2015, 04:16:58 PM
Well I don't want to live in a world where Harley is wrong. I won't believe it. Take it back.

Well on the bright side it doesn't happen often.

Quote from: NKlamerus on March 30, 2015, 05:26:03 PM
Not to state the obvious.

But in your picture, your not wearing pants?!?!

And?
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #12 on: April 01, 2015, 09:26:01 PM
According to Harley's avatar area, Harley may not be aware of which country he is in.....  :whistle:
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #13 on: April 01, 2015, 09:59:33 PM
Good story. My motto is,  "You never need a tool until you need it."  :whistle:
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #14 on: April 01, 2015, 10:08:11 PM
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #15 on: April 01, 2015, 10:16:08 PM
Quote from: Demel on April 01, 2015, 09:59:33 PM
Good story. My motto is,  "You never need a tool until you need it."  :whistle:

I adhere to that motto :tu:


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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #16 on: April 01, 2015, 10:28:15 PM
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Thought you told me its "Harley Is Always Full Of It" ?   :think:
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Reply #17 on: April 02, 2015, 12:02:32 AM
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Thought you told me its "Harley Is Always Full Of It" ?   :think:
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #19 on: April 03, 2015, 03:41:15 AM
Quote from: HarleyXJGuy on March 30, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
Quote from: zoidberg on March 30, 2015, 03:38:17 PM
You're a cool cat Herley.  :tu:

Sometimes I think my kids get prickles and splinters just so they can borrow my SAKs.

But do they bring them back is the real question.

Now I know what K Tizzle means when he talks about carrying certain tools so his wife can use them.

I knew you'd see what I was talking about once you got back home ;)  Or you could get the SAK pliers on an Alox custom so you have some powerful tweezers.  Either way.  Nice save on your daughter's foot :tu:
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Re: Harley was wrong. (True story)
Reply #20 on: April 03, 2015, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: Monrogue on April 03, 2015, 03:41:15 AM
Quote from: HarleyXJGuy on March 30, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
Quote from: zoidberg on March 30, 2015, 03:38:17 PM
You're a cool cat Herley.  :tu:

Sometimes I think my kids get prickles and splinters just so they can borrow my SAKs.

But do they bring them back is the real question.

Now I know what K Tizzle means when he talks about carrying certain tools so his wife can use them.

I knew you'd see what I was talking about once you got back home ;)  Or you could get the SAK pliers on an Alox custom so you have some powerful tweezers.  Either way.  Nice save on your daughter's foot :tu:

Would have got the pliers on my Syph if my Tool Chest was not riding shotgun on my keys now.
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