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The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©

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The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
on: June 24, 2015, 07:34:05 PM
GAW?!
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Yes, it’s the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©! Well, it says so in the title, so this shouldn’t be a surprise by now. Just wanted to make this clear, though. You know, leave no doubts, clear the waters and all that. So, lets procede to the details of the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©. For convenience, the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way© will be from hereafter refered to simply as the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way.


WHY?!
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I’ve just achieved the 500 post mark (also the 1.000 and the 2.500 and the 5.000 but that’s not the issue now). Since it’s customary to do a GAW when this happens, I prepared this first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way very carefully, so it would be a memorable occasion.

I’ve seen some very generous GAWs in this forum. Some members have a regular habit of giving stuff away. I think it’s just to make the rest of us feel bad. Well, guess what?! It’s not gonna work with me! I too can give stuff away in the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way! Better yet, I two can give stuff away in the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way!



WHAT?!
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Yes, it’s true! The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way has, not one, but two prizes! Two lucky winners in a single GAW! How do you like them apples? I mean, it’s not apples. Neither the fruit nor the phone. It’s just an expression.

Since the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way is my first incursion into this adventure, I’ll begin with some rather small, simbolic prizes. Only to avoid problems with large packages and Customs and the like. This, too, is an expression, I’m not referring to the Like button, which you can find in this post (and use). The button wouldn’t cause any problems, so it would be silly to say it would and, as you all know, I’m not silly.



WHERE?!
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I’ve seen some geographical limitations, whether in previous GAWs or in trade posts. This first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way, too, has some limitations. The winners need to be from Europe. Or from the northern hemisphere. Or from the southern hemisphere. Or must know what a hemisphere is. Or must know someone who lives in a hemisphere.



WHO?!
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Now, some important notes. Who can enter the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way, you ask? Well, being a special occasion, you need to be an Admin or Moderator to be elegible. Or have at least 10.000 posts. Or have more than 5.000 posts. Or belong to the No Life Club. Or be a Hero Member. Or have a minimum of 250 posts. Or a three-digit post count. Or you must have sent me a PM and I said it’s ok. Or you want to enter. I’m sorry, but I’m adamant about this. We need to have some standards, some boundaries. If you don’t qualify for the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way, maybe you have better luck next time.



HOW?!
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Next, how do you enter the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way? Pick a number between 1 and 500. Or pick any calendar day, from January 1st to December 31st. Or pick a Victorinox SAK model. Or post a meme. Or make a donation to MTo. Or post a video. Or pick a colour. Or choose a multitool. Or post an entry saying you want in. Or like this post. Or write a haiku. Or I’ll just add your name if you don’t enter.



WHEN?
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I’ll wait a week before picking the winners. Or a fortnight. Or until the list is full. Or until it rains. Or a month. Or after three days without a new entry. Or after three days without an old entry. Or until I pick the winners.



DISCLAIMER
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I disclaim!
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #1 on: June 24, 2015, 07:40:47 PM
But who will maintain the list? :P


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #2 on: June 24, 2015, 07:42:55 PM
But who will maintain the list? :P





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« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 07:48:46 PM by pfrsantos »
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #3 on: June 24, 2015, 07:44:54 PM
:ahhh
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #4 on: June 24, 2015, 07:45:34 PM
There is no beginning,or ending,and for this we are thankful,cos now is hard enough to understand!


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #5 on: June 24, 2015, 07:46:47 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!

What are you trying to do, get two entries?!

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #6 on: June 24, 2015, 07:47:40 PM
I actually laughed out loud :rofl:
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #7 on: June 24, 2015, 07:48:36 PM
 :think: I'm confused, but that doesn't take much..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #8 on: June 24, 2015, 07:49:09 PM
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This makes my giveaways look simple and well organised!

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Why do I feel like I've just bought timeshare?

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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

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Spotted Richard!
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #9 on: June 24, 2015, 07:49:14 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!
Great Idea for the list :D

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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #10 on: June 24, 2015, 07:50:10 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!

What are you trying to do, get two entries?!

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

I hadn't realised I had entered!
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #11 on: June 24, 2015, 07:51:53 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!
Great Idea for the list :D

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 :D :D :D :D
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #12 on: June 24, 2015, 07:52:24 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!
Great Idea for the list :D

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You'llget bannedfrom the ODC club(sic) :rofl:
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #13 on: June 24, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
What's this ODC club you talk about?!...

 :think: :think: :think: :think:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #14 on: June 24, 2015, 08:01:37 PM
HOW?!

Next, how do you enter the first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way? Pick a number between 1 and 500. Or pick any calendar day, from January 1st to December 31st. Or pick a Victorinox SAK model. Or post a meme. Or make a donation to MTo. Or post a video. Or pick a colour. Or choose a multitool. Or post an entry saying you want in. Or like this post. Or write a haiku. Or I’ll just add your name if you don’t enter.

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« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 08:02:41 PM by Lynn LeFey »


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Reply #15 on: June 24, 2015, 08:03:12 PM
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Reply #16 on: June 24, 2015, 08:12:03 PM
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #17 on: June 24, 2015, 08:12:25 PM
:ahhh

Ah! So that's how that works!
Great Idea for the list :D

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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #18 on: June 24, 2015, 08:14:02 PM
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #19 on: June 24, 2015, 08:14:33 PM
What the smurf is going on here mister....I leave the forum for a few minutes and ....this!  :D

I'm in for whatever it is, however it get picked and however it gets shipped (unless giving all my SAKs to pfrsantos is part of the deal). Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of undisciplined posting!!!    :viking:

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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #20 on: June 24, 2015, 08:15:56 PM
I'll wait and see if there are any entries to this GAW. When that happens, I'll show you the prizes.

 :cheers:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #21 on: June 24, 2015, 08:21:31 PM


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Reply #22 on: June 24, 2015, 08:23:20 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:


Just reading your rules & stuff was a prize itself :D :D :D :D



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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #23 on: June 24, 2015, 08:27:07 PM
I am too afraid to participate...


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #24 on: June 24, 2015, 08:36:13 PM
:nanadance:


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #25 on: June 24, 2015, 08:37:28 PM
So, is there ANYTHING clear in this GAW apart from the fact that we all live in a hemisphere ?!


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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #26 on: June 24, 2015, 08:43:46 PM
C      l  e           a        r?

No :rofl:
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Re: The first monthly pfrsantos Give-A-Way©
Reply #27 on: June 24, 2015, 09:32:20 PM
I'm CONFUSED !
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Reply #28 on: June 24, 2015, 09:37:09 PM
I'm CONFUSED !

Confuse the meerkat.com?
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Reply #29 on: June 24, 2015, 10:05:53 PM
This thread is totally over my head! It has been a long hard day though
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