Looking for a TTpocketTools Chopper

[SaintZe]

Hi All,
My (so far) fruitless search for a TTpocketTools Chopper has finally lead me to this esteemed forum. I am aware that there's a new run scheduled for some point in the near future, but I've got an event to work on the  29th and I'd like to pick something up before then, as I'm not allowed to bring a knife, and my Gerber Shard just isn't doing the trick. So, anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?