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French Army Knife

hr Offline styx

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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #30 on: August 01, 2015, 02:11:44 PM
Thank you Doc Z
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #31 on: August 01, 2015, 11:40:01 PM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D



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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #32 on: August 01, 2015, 11:51:29 PM
This reminds me old an old joke saying that:

Paradise, is the place where the cook is French, the lover is Italian, the German is the mechanic and a Swiss coordinates everything.

Hell, is the place where oh never mind. :)

Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #33 on: August 03, 2015, 04:09:05 PM
Russian novelists isn't right, what about Dostoyevski, Tolstoy, Gorky, Gogol, Leonov, Nabokov, Pasternac, Osrtrovski, Solzenitsin, Pushkin and many others?


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #34 on: August 03, 2015, 04:13:07 PM
 :pok:

That is more than enough thank you.  :to:


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #35 on: August 03, 2015, 04:17:26 PM
Russian novelists isn't right, what about Dostoyevski, Tolstoy, Gorky, Gogol, Leonov, Nabokov, Pasternac, Osrtrovski, Solzenitsin, Pushkin and many others?

Dude, I like 'em. But seriously 30 pages of describing the dress of Anna Karenina is a bit much.
But then again Gary Soto is considered a great poet, so what would I know on the topic of literature?
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #36 on: August 03, 2015, 04:19:50 PM
Aye, aye sir zoidberg :salute:


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #37 on: August 03, 2015, 04:22:02 PM


ch Offline Etherealicer

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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #38 on: August 03, 2015, 04:22:59 PM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D
You forgot the
- Swiss lovers ::)
« Last Edit: August 03, 2015, 04:24:06 PM by Etherealicer »
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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #39 on: August 03, 2015, 04:28:56 PM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D
You forgot the
- Swiss lovers ::)

Don't put yourself down Eth, I'm sure you do very well.  :tu:
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


ch Offline Etherealicer

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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #40 on: August 03, 2015, 04:32:55 PM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D
You forgot the
- Swiss lovers ::)

Don't put yourself down Eth, I'm sure you do very well.  :tu:
No worries, everybody knows we Swiss have the best tools :rofl:
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #41 on: August 03, 2015, 04:34:18 PM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D
You forgot the
- Swiss lovers ::)

Don't put yourself down Eth, I'm sure you do very well.  :tu:
No worries, everybody knows we Swiss have the best tools :rofl:

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'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #42 on: August 03, 2015, 05:20:31 PM
Minds and gutters apparently go so well together
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #43 on: August 04, 2015, 12:22:29 AM
Minds and gutters apparently go so well together

Fly fishermen do it with long and flexible rods.

Truckers have big rigs.

Farmers do it in the dirt.

 :whistle:


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #44 on: August 04, 2015, 12:34:43 AM
Hell is where they have:

- French engineers
- British cooks
- German policemen
- Italian soldiers
- Greek politicians
- Swedish comedians
- Russian novelists
- American lawyers

Have I missed anyone?   :D
You forgot the
- Swiss lovers ::)

Actually they're in my joke's version of Hell   :-[
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #45 on: August 04, 2015, 02:44:43 AM
Minds and gutters apparently go so well together

Fly fishermen do it with long and flexible rods.

Truckers have big rigs.

Farmers do it in the dirt.

 :whistle:

Photographers do it in the dark.

Divers do it underwater.
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Re: French Army Knife
Reply #46 on: August 04, 2015, 04:14:35 PM
Mathematicians are good at sets.


 

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