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us Offline ColoSwiss

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #60 on: October 06, 2015, 02:17:53 AM
Tactical watches...

They're not synchronized!   :facepalm:
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #61 on: October 06, 2015, 03:03:02 AM
<--- Once spent 30 or so minutes looking for his camo bow at the outdoor range after absentmindedly leaving it to go fetch some arrows.  :facepalm:
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #62 on: October 06, 2015, 03:06:22 AM
And THAT is why you don't want camo gear. Sometimes it works TOO well. :D


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #63 on: October 06, 2015, 03:48:45 AM
Never owned a Rambo knife. Thought the movie stank.

Do own this.

Haven't seen one of those in ages!  I had the one with green handles and sheath -- I think my sister has it now after I left the house after getting married.



I'm with the people who say that now, it's more about visibility than invisibility.  Especially when out with the kids in a mall or crowded event.  The only thing in my stuff that I want to be invisible to prying eyes is where I keep my wallet and cellphone.


Btw-- I think mall ninjas are about 10yrs younger in my country.  I (we -- my friends and I were) was into all that tactical camo CCW thing.  Kindda fizzled out during college. 


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #64 on: October 06, 2015, 06:34:07 AM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?


Ah multicam. I miss it. Just noticed your CIB as your avatar. Former 11B here.


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #65 on: October 06, 2015, 07:33:31 AM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?

Ah multicam. I miss it.

Why? It's pretty much the standard now...did they make you go back to UCP or are you not serving anymore?

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #66 on: October 06, 2015, 10:15:41 AM
Tactical watches...

They're not synchronized!   :facepalm:
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #67 on: October 06, 2015, 11:43:55 AM
Tactical watches...

They're not synchronized!   :facepalm:

That's what's tactical about them. You set some of thema few minutes forward, others backwards... Only you can tell the exact time with them.

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #68 on: October 06, 2015, 03:40:17 PM
he gets it....     8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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The only time I ever recall where 2 minutes late was considered important was in Germany, when a bus was told to drive off without me...   :ahhh

This lead to me getting a taxi and later shouting at the person who told the bus to drive off without me.... he was apologising for a looong time after.  :D
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #69 on: October 06, 2015, 03:46:46 PM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?

Ah multicam. I miss it.

Why? It's pretty much the standard now...did they make you go back to UCP or are you not serving anymore?

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #70 on: October 06, 2015, 07:50:08 PM
http://www.tacticalgearexperts.com/military-watch/   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"You serve and protect this country and for that you need a reliable and worthy watch for your hand. Not just any old watch with features like waterproof or alarm clock. No, You deserve the very best military watch that you can find. The watch that you choose should have all the features that you need a watch to have on the battlefield"

"Men wearing a suit and tie and attending a formal business meeting do not have the same needs as you.You are a military man that needs a watch that can keep you on track,be stealthy, and last in various environments without any sign of wear"

............  :facepalm:

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #71 on: October 06, 2015, 10:40:45 PM
ColoSwiss kind of stole my thunder, but here is my latest purchase, and gem of my Mall Ninja gear... I give you Aitor Jungle King 2 - eat your heart out, Rambo.

Pretty good catch, as I got it for 11 Euros shipped.. pictures were blurry and the compass was painted a dumb orange, so people thought it was a fake... just got it to a nice, presentable, rugged look  ::)



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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #72 on: October 06, 2015, 10:52:27 PM
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #73 on: October 06, 2015, 10:58:17 PM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?



Hell yeah, you come with free getup, mate  ;)

That outfit doesn't make you a mall ninja unless that's how you dress when you go to the food court.

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He does, but his food court may not be the type you're used to  8)
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #74 on: October 06, 2015, 11:08:30 PM
He does, but his food court may not be the type you're used to  8)

Yeah, I think it's 'Chow Hall', 'Mess Hall', or if you're on a fancy Air Force Base, 'Dining Facility'. :D


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #75 on: October 07, 2015, 05:53:48 AM
http://www.tacticalgearexperts.com/military-watch/   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"You serve and protect this country and for that you need a reliable and worthy watch for your hand. Not just any old watch with features like waterproof or alarm clock. No, You deserve the very best military watch that you can find. The watch that you choose should have all the features that you need a watch to have on the battlefield"

"Men wearing a suit and tie and attending a formal business meeting do not have the same needs as you.You are a military man that needs a watch that can keep you on track,be stealthy, and last in various environments without any sign of wear"

............  :facepalm:
Lol. I wore an Ironman watch my entire time in the Army and I still wear it everyday. It held up great and has been a good companion.


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #76 on: October 07, 2015, 05:55:46 AM
He does, but his food court may not be the type you're used to  8)

Yeah, I think it's 'Chow Hall', 'Mess Hall', or if you're on a fancy Air Force Base, 'Dining Facility'. :D
A buddy of mine had coffee machines in Air Force Basic. I didn't see anything but water and Powerade for four months. I love my wife's cooking after Army chow. It's been three years since I got out and I still can't stand eggs. The eggs were the worst thing I have ever eaten. I do like a MRE every once in awhile though.
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #77 on: October 07, 2015, 06:09:04 AM
I was 'kicked out' of the dorms on Scott AFB, when regs came down saying each airman had to have X square feet, and they couldn't double bunk a room (10"x12" rooms, here). I told some Navy guy visiting the base about it, and he nearly crapped himself. Then we had a Marine come visit, and we took him to the Dining Facility. I was complaining that they didn't have broccoli on the salad bar, and he bust a gut laughing. :D

I had it rough in my time in the service. :D

I like to tell people I wasn't REALLY in the military. I was in the Air Force.  :rofl:


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Reply #78 on: October 07, 2015, 07:11:46 AM
The food we got while at the base was ok. Nothing fancy, but made from fresh ingredients. Having time to eat it was another matter though.
When out on the forward operating bases we had to cook our own food, wich could turn out all kinds of weird stuff, as it depended on who's turn it was to cook.   :D


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #79 on: October 07, 2015, 12:31:04 PM
I think I might be a mall lumberjack. :D
According to a friend of mine I look like I come straight out of one those silly lumberjack docu soap series on discovery.
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I believe the term is Lumbersexual.


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #80 on: October 07, 2015, 12:45:48 PM

I think I might be a mall lumberjack. :D
According to a friend of mine I look like I come straight out of one those silly lumberjack docu soap series on discovery.
:rofl:

I believe the term is Lumbersexual.

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I am that too. I have way to many axes :D


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #81 on: October 07, 2015, 02:54:18 PM
The right gear.
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #82 on: October 07, 2015, 06:15:42 PM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?



Hell yeah, you come with free getup, mate  ;)

That outfit doesn't make you a mall ninja unless that's how you dress when you go to the food court.

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      I think I see a food court there in the background to the left.  :pok: :D


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #83 on: October 07, 2015, 11:17:09 PM
Not Mall-ninja, but maybe Walter Mittyish - Great White Hunter.

Buck Kalinga (original). The knife is nice, but the sheath fit is sloppy.



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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #84 on: October 08, 2015, 12:07:31 AM
As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I had a friend give me this. It's a little buckle for a paracord bracelet that has a handcuff key hidden on the underside. VERY Mall Ninja.

You may have noticed that I have not turned it into a paracord bracelet.



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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #85 on: October 08, 2015, 12:16:55 AM
As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I had a friend give me this. It's a little buckle for a paracord bracelet that has a handcuff key hidden on the underside. VERY Mall Ninja.

You may have noticed that I have not turned it into a paracord bracelet.

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I like it.  :tu:

Only thing its missing is the double lock release.
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #86 on: October 09, 2015, 04:28:42 PM
I got mall ninja stuff can I be in your club?



Hell yeah, you come with free getup, mate  ;)

That outfit doesn't make you a mall ninja unless that's how you dress when you go to the food court.

Def

      I think I see a food court there in the background to the left.  :pok: :D

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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #87 on: October 09, 2015, 05:12:41 PM
 :pok: the electric golf cart at the back was a dead giveaway    :D
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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #88 on: October 10, 2015, 10:46:24 AM
:pok: the electric golf cart at the back was a dead giveaway    :D

I dont know about you but I think my golf outfit is pretty cool.


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Re: Mall Ninja - And proud of it
Reply #89 on: October 11, 2015, 02:59:00 AM
:pok: the electric golf cart at the back was a dead giveaway    :D

I dont know about you but I think my golf outfit is pretty cool.

it is,  I bet people in front of you don't go too slow, and those behind you do not pressure you.
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