Quiz - What animal are you?

[firiki]

This is a promo quiz for the film "The lobster". In the film, set in the near future, solitary people are transferred to a hotel and they have 45 days to find a mate. Failing that, people are transformed into an animal of their choosing and then set free in the forest, that has its own, dangerous secrets.

So, what animal are you?

http://www.lobsterfilmquiz.co.uk/

Unsurprisingly, according to the quiz, I'm a dog. 

[magentus]

This is a promo quiz for the film "The lobster". In the film, set in the near future, solitary people are transferred to a hotel and they have 45 days to find a mate. Failing that, people are transformed into an animal of their choosing and then set free in the forest, that has its own, dangerous secrets.

So, what animal are you?

http://www.lobsterfilmquiz.co.uk/

Unsurprisingly, according to the quiz, I'm a dog. 

Me too! It's a dog eat dog world out there firiki.

[Corwyn]

Lol... I'm a cat here:

POSSIBLY THE LAZIEST AND RUDEST DOMESTICATED CREATURE OF THEM ALL, YOUR PARANOIA THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU WILL ULTIMATELY DRIVE YOU UP THE WALL. IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU’LL FIND A HUMAN TO MOLLYCODDLE AND LOOK AFTER YOU, BUT REMEMBER, OUT IN THE WOODS IT’S EASY TO GO THROUGH NINE LIVES IN NO TIME!

[Chako]

<---Cat.
 

[zoidberg]

I took the test three times, choosing different answers. All got the same result. I'm a bear.

[Etherealicer]

I took the test three times, choosing different answers. All got the same result. I'm a bear.

Yes, me too... 3 times bear so it must be true

[zoidberg]

I just watched the trailer, that is my kind of film. 

[firiki]

I haven't seen the film yet but I've heard a lot of positive comments. I'm intrigued anyhow. 

LOL. I like how the answers aren't all sweet and positive but rather pragmatic and outspoken -even if I don't quite see things the same way. 

I took the test a few times too and yep, I'm a bloody dog. It's my chinese zodiac sign anyhow. 

Dog:

YOU’D THINK THIS WOULD BE A SAFE BET; IT’S REALLY A DOG’S LIFE! BUT THINK ABOUT IT, YOU’RE RELIANT UPON A STUPID HUMAN FOR EVERYTHING: FOOD, TOILET, EXERCISE. AND AFTER ALL THAT, YOU ONLY GET TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS, TOPS! PREPARE FOR A LIFETIME OF EMBARRASSMENT THANKS TO WORMS, VET VISITS, AND BUTT-SNIFFING.

What's the bear?

[firiki]

Me too! It's a dog eat dog world out there firiki.

Yes, but it doesn't have to be this way.

[firiki]

<---Cat.
 

Was it the "rudest" part that made you rofl? Being Canadian, you know... 

[firiki]

Lol... I'm a cat here:

 

[zoidberg]

What's the bear?

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

[firiki]

And don't forget bees...

[Corwyn]

<---Cat.
 

Was it the "rudest" part that made you rofl? Being Canadian, you know... 

Check out Chako's photos. One in three has one of his cats in it.
He's a regular:

[Etherealicer]

What's the bear?

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).

[Etherealicer]

<---Cat.
 

Was it the "rudest" part that made you rofl? Being Canadian, you know... 

Check out Chako's photos. One in three has one of his cats in it.
He's a regular:

(Image removed from quote.)

The pictures means that a cat is like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, right? Although that is a really poorly drawn rainbow

[Grant Lamontagne]

Apparently I am also a bear.

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

I'm certain Megan will disagree with my having and excellent sense of hearing though.

Def

[N_N_R]

I'm also a bear

[firiki]

Lots of bears this year = many pelts. Cool.

What's the bear?

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).

Male cats kill newly born kittens to reduce future competitors but cannibalising them?! I've seen rabbits do that and it was strange. We fed those rabbits to the dog.

I know dogs instictively protect the young ones, both canine and human or even of other animal species in some cases. In my case that's certainly true, do what you want but do not mess with the kids when I'm around.  That really rubs my fur the wrong way.

Bears are close to dogs genetically and very protective of their cubs. You sure you're a bear, Eth?

Maybe you're a panda bear or a koala bear? 

[AlephZero]

Checked, re-checked and checked again: I'm a dog!

[Etherealicer]

Lots of bears this year = many pelts. Cool.

What's the bear?

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).

Male cats kill newly born kittens to reduce future competitors but cannibalising them?! I've seen rabbits do that and it was strange. We fed those rabbits to the dog.

I know dogs instictively protect the young ones, both canine and human or even of other animal species in some cases. In my case that's certainly true, do what you want but do not mess with the kids when I'm around.  That really rubs my fur the wrong way.

The basic idea is to regain the energy spent on labor (mostly they eat some of the off-springs if they are weak, smell wrong or if there are too many)... that is what I meant with economical solution.

Sandtiger sharks practice Intrauterine Cannibalism. The larger embryos "eat" the lesser ones, all part of natures selection program.

[firiki]

Checked, re-checked and checked again: I'm a dog!

Nothing wrong with being a dog, you dog! In fact, they have an expression in English about the dog and his round (oval?) shaped articles that I'm not going to type here that means "the best"

[firiki]

Lots of bears this year = many pelts. Cool.

What's the bear?

YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!

It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).

Male cats kill newly born kittens to reduce future competitors but cannibalising them?! I've seen rabbits do that and it was strange. We fed those rabbits to the dog.

I know dogs instictively protect the young ones, both canine and human or even of other animal species in some cases. In my case that's certainly true, do what you want but do not mess with the kids when I'm around.  That really rubs my fur the wrong way.

The basic idea is to regain the energy spent on labor (mostly they eat some of the off-springs if they are weak, smell wrong or if there are too many)... that is what I meant with economical solution.

Sandtiger sharks practice Intrauterine Cannibalism. The larger embryos "eat" the lesser ones, all part of natures selection program.

I knew the part about rodents. Sharks, you just gave me another reason to admire them but not like them 

I remember seeing this film https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bear_%281988_film%29 when I was 7 or 8, I only remember one scene happening on a steep mountain side but I know I loved it.

[Man in the Moon]

Turns out I'm a cat...

[Etherealicer]

[...]
Bears are close to dogs genetically and very protective of their cubs. You sure you're a bear, Eth?

Maybe you're a panda bear or a koala bear? 

No, I always think of myself as a squirrel, burying important/useful/emergency stuff everywhere

[styx]

a bear. apparently i should be out there looking for people with picnic baskets

[Whoey]

I think it's biased, a lot of Bears apparently, I also got it.

[pfrsantos]

When I started readind the OP, I thought someone was making a film about zoidberg...

 


Then I went ahead ant took the quiz:
1. Bear
Some changes in the answers...
2. Bear

I don't think I'd change anything more, so... bear with me!

 

(strange, because I chose a knife, not bear hands for defense...)

[ToolJoe]

Looks like I am a bear..

[SAK Guy]

Bear.