This is a promo quiz for the film "The lobster". In the film, set in the near future, solitary people are transferred to a hotel and they have 45 days to find a mate. Failing that, people are transformed into an animal of their choosing and then set free in the forest, that has its own, dangerous secrets. So, what animal are you?http://www.lobsterfilmquiz.co.uk/Unsurprisingly, according to the quiz, I'm a dog.
I took the test three times, choosing different answers. All got the same result. I'm a bear.
Me too! It's a dog eat dog world out there firiki.
<---Cat.
Lol... I'm a cat here:
What's the bear?
Quote from: Chako on November 05, 2015, 11:57:42 AM<---Cat. Was it the "rudest" part that made you rofl? Being Canadian, you know...
Quote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 12:27:29 PMWhat's the bear? YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!
Quote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 12:41:45 PMQuote from: Chako on November 05, 2015, 11:57:42 AM<---Cat. Was it the "rudest" part that made you rofl? Being Canadian, you know... Check out Chako's photos. One in three has one of his cats in it.He's a regular:(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: zoidberg on November 05, 2015, 12:56:09 PMQuote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 12:27:29 PMWhat's the bear? YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).
Lots of bears this year = many pelts. Cool. Quote from: Etherealicer on November 05, 2015, 02:56:16 PMQuote from: zoidberg on November 05, 2015, 12:56:09 PMQuote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 12:27:29 PMWhat's the bear? YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).Male cats kill newly born kittens to reduce future competitors but cannibalising them?! I've seen rabbits do that and it was strange. We fed those rabbits to the dog. I know dogs instictively protect the young ones, both canine and human or even of other animal species in some cases. In my case that's certainly true, do what you want but do not mess with the kids when I'm around. That really rubs my fur the wrong way.
Checked, re-checked and checked again: I'm a dog!
Quote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 03:46:13 PMLots of bears this year = many pelts. Cool. Quote from: Etherealicer on November 05, 2015, 02:56:16 PMQuote from: zoidberg on November 05, 2015, 12:56:09 PMQuote from: firiki on November 05, 2015, 12:27:29 PMWhat's the bear? YOU’VE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF SMELL, SIGHT AND HEARING, BUT WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR MEAT, YOU COULD END UP STARVING TO DEATH OR MAKING ENEMIES OUT OF HUMANS – BEWARE THE HUNTERS WHEN ALONE IN THE WOODS!It's funny because I checked "I'll eat anything", its also not a hidden thing because I'm attracted to "good looking women" so it must come down to "not at all against eating ones young" but hey I know why rodents do that and I approve (btw, many animals leave the week to die, eating them seems like a economical solution).Male cats kill newly born kittens to reduce future competitors but cannibalising them?! I've seen rabbits do that and it was strange. We fed those rabbits to the dog. I know dogs instictively protect the young ones, both canine and human or even of other animal species in some cases. In my case that's certainly true, do what you want but do not mess with the kids when I'm around. That really rubs my fur the wrong way.The basic idea is to regain the energy spent on labor (mostly they eat some of the off-springs if they are weak, smell wrong or if there are too many)... that is what I meant with economical solution.Sandtiger sharks practice Intrauterine Cannibalism. The larger embryos "eat" the lesser ones, all part of natures selection program.
[...]Bears are close to dogs genetically and very protective of their cubs. You sure you're a bear, Eth? Maybe you're a panda bear or a koala bear?