Multitool.org Forum
+-

Hello Lurker! Remove this ad and much more by logging in.


Def's 50,000th Post!

us Offline Kampfer

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 7,286
  • Tactical Desk Jockey
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #30 on: June 21, 2016, 01:30:01 AM
I WANT ONE.
EDC: Black Talon, Black Cat, Spirit, LD02


au Offline PTRSAK

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,754
  • I'm an Adult?!?! When did that happen?
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #31 on: June 21, 2016, 01:52:06 AM
Congrat's Boss. 50K in 10 years, impressive....    but you do realise that a certain lobster should spam-post his way past you (by my calculations) by Xmas.  :rofl:


just kidding Z man, I'm sure it will take you at least until next Easter.


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 65,935
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #32 on: June 21, 2016, 01:53:39 AM
I WANT ONE.

Good thing you sent in your address then!

Stickers are still available.... and if we go over the 25 then there may be a few more tucked away somewhere....

Just in case....  ;)

Def
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


scotland Offline Gareth

  • Admin Team
  • Point Of No Return
  • *
    • Posts: 36,690
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #33 on: June 21, 2016, 02:49:54 AM
Congratulations on the 50,000 boss man. :hatsoff:
Be excellent to each other and always know where your towel is.


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #34 on: June 21, 2016, 02:57:36 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Online MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 37,120
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #35 on: June 21, 2016, 03:18:45 AM
When are the patches ever going to come?
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline NKlamerus

  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,756
  • Captain's Apprentice
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #36 on: June 21, 2016, 03:21:48 AM
Congrats Bud!!! :D

Been a wild journey and I have only seen the smallest tidbit of it. Although with all the necrothreading I'm slowly seeing more!


ca Offline derekmac

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 16,702
  • Little to the right...
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #37 on: June 21, 2016, 03:46:50 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #38 on: June 21, 2016, 04:03:12 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:
Nooooo!

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #39 on: June 21, 2016, 04:03:26 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #40 on: June 21, 2016, 04:05:00 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #41 on: June 21, 2016, 04:08:13 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #42 on: June 21, 2016, 04:14:07 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D
Keep that up and maybe you have a chance :pok:
;p

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #43 on: June 21, 2016, 04:29:44 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D
Keep that up and maybe you have a chance :pok:
;p

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

:evilbanana: :D


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #44 on: June 21, 2016, 04:52:10 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D
Keep that up and maybe you have a chance :pok:
;p

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

:evilbanana: :D
Ha!  I knew you were that evil banana all along :pok:

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #45 on: June 21, 2016, 04:59:46 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D
Keep that up and maybe you have a chance :pok:
;p

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

:evilbanana: :D
Ha!  I knew you were that evil banana all along :pok:

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

Owe no he found me out :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :rofl:


us Offline Monrogue

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,284
  • Wooooo!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #46 on: June 21, 2016, 05:35:43 AM
Congrats Grant!  So you averaged 5k posts a year, as do I.  So that means I should hit 50k by my 10 year anniversary at the end of 2022.  Unless I let the Spam Master Zman teach me his ways ;)

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk
You're getting capped at 20k until I catch up!!  :evilbanana:

Grant just PM me and said the same with both of you til I catch up  :whistle:
You have a long way to go man :pok:  I can't wait that long :ahhh

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

I have over 700 post in 8 days so maybe by Halloween you can start counting again :whistle: :D
Keep that up and maybe you have a chance :pok:
;p

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

:evilbanana: :D
Ha!  I knew you were that evil banana all along :pok:

Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

Owe no he found me out :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :rofl:


Sent from my SM-G920R4 using Tapatalk

K-Tibbs


us Online MadPlumbarian

  • *
  • Point Of No Return
  • **********
    • Posts: 37,120
  • Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #47 on: June 21, 2016, 06:20:56 AM
Ok so you hit your 50k yesterday, and I hit my 5y today.. :cheers:
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline Outback in Idaho

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,315
  • Not all those who wander are lost.
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #48 on: June 21, 2016, 06:37:54 AM
Ok so you hit your 50k yesterday, and I hit my 5y today.. :cheers:
JR

  See what he did there? Added a new equation into the scheme of things.  :think:
¬ Outback in Idaho

Behind every mask there is a face, behind that a story.


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #49 on: June 21, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Ok so you hit your 50k yesterday, and I hit my 5y today.. :cheers:
JR

Congrats MadPlumbarian :cheers:


us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #50 on: June 21, 2016, 06:40:11 AM
Ok so you hit your 50k yesterday, and I hit my 5y today.. :cheers:
JR

  See what he did there? Added a new equation into the scheme of things.  :think:

Stop it  :dwts: I don't do algebra anymore :twak: :D


us Offline Outback in Idaho

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,315
  • Not all those who wander are lost.
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #51 on: June 21, 2016, 07:17:38 AM
Ok so you hit your 50k yesterday, and I hit my 5y today.. :cheers:
JR

  See what he did there? Added a new equation into the scheme of things.  :think:

Stop it  :dwts: I don't do algebra anymore :twak: :D

  Tell me about it. I have a TI 84+ Silver Edition here with MANY buttons and I don't even know what I did with it 10+ years ago. Sure, they said people use Algebra every day. Uh huh. 
¬ Outback in Idaho

Behind every mask there is a face, behind that a story.


us Offline Alan K.

  • Thread Killer 2019
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,623
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #52 on: June 21, 2016, 09:57:23 AM
50,000 posts!!!! Do you ever sleep? :o


cy Offline dks

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 21,692
  • Bored
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #53 on: June 21, 2016, 10:15:36 AM
50000 posts in 10 years, 5000 per year, about 13 posts per day... so, it is not as time-consuming as most people think.

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

[ Knife threads ]  [ Country shopping guides ]  [ Battery-Charger-Light threads ]  [ Picture threads ]


ca Offline derekmac

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 16,702
  • Little to the right...
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #54 on: June 21, 2016, 12:25:39 PM
50000 posts in 10 years, 5000 per year, about 13 posts per day... so, it is not as time-consuming as most people think.
So if we post 15 posts per day, eventually we'll rule this place!  :evilbanana:


ca Offline derekmac

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 16,702
  • Little to the right...
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #55 on: June 21, 2016, 12:26:50 PM
My average is only 8.464 per day though. :(   I'm not worthy!   :surrender:


cy Offline dks

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 21,692
  • Bored
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #56 on: June 21, 2016, 12:34:59 PM
OK, so maybe if 2 or 3 of us shared the same member name, and could post at different timezones, 24hr/day.....     ;) ;) ;)
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

[ Knife threads ]  [ Country shopping guides ]  [ Battery-Charger-Light threads ]  [ Picture threads ]


pt Offline pfrsantos

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 23,214
  • Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #57 on: June 21, 2016, 12:39:12 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!

Mint Chocolate Chip is a long running MTO joke.

We used to have a member years ago who insisted he was a 28 year old cop, even though it was very obvious he was only a 13 year old boy.  He claimed to have all of these great and expensive knives, but whenever anyone would ask about them he would insist he'd left it at the cottage, or couldn't take pictures because he'd lost his camera off the side of the boat on a fishing trip.  He was also a big supporter of the SURGE!!!! and would always post it as the SURGE!!!!! so that everyone knew the SURGE!!!! was the bestest tool ever!

This member also used to post threads like "What is your favorite Leatherman?" and "What is your favorite Victorinox" over and over again.  At least twice he started threads entitled "What is your favorite ice cream?" to which he responded with mint chocolate chip each time.

Everyone started poking fun at him by answering "mint chocolate chip" to every question he asked, because no one could take him seriously.  Eventually he was "outed" and, after cheating a bunch of members on trades, he was banned.  People were not happy to find out they had sent sharp things to a minor, but even though he was gone, mint chocolate chip remained.  In fact, it was one of the favorite responses of another member who passed away a couple of years ago, Hawkchucker, and he would post "mint chocolate chip" for no reason in threads, just because he knew it would make people laugh!  Hawkchucker used to push that kid's buttons like there was no tomorrow, just to see what would happen, and honestly, to the kid's credit, he took it all in stride.

Since then it has taken on a life of it's own, and people who have never or will never experience that kid and his stories continue to use it.  In fact, Megan likes mint chocolate chip and I have to laugh every time she orders it because of all of this!

Def

I think he might have snuck in some time ago. Remember the posts about the MINI!!!!? Someone was so excited about the MINI!!!!, he created more than one thread about how great the MINI!!!! is...

 :think: :think:
________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



us Offline Poncho65

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 85,992
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #58 on: June 21, 2016, 01:49:40 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!

Mint Chocolate Chip is a long running MTO joke.

We used to have a member years ago who insisted he was a 28 year old cop, even though it was very obvious he was only a 13 year old boy.  He claimed to have all of these great and expensive knives, but whenever anyone would ask about them he would insist he'd left it at the cottage, or couldn't take pictures because he'd lost his camera off the side of the boat on a fishing trip.  He was also a big supporter of the SURGE!!!! and would always post it as the SURGE!!!!! so that everyone knew the SURGE!!!! was the bestest tool ever!

This member also used to post threads like "What is your favorite Leatherman?" and "What is your favorite Victorinox" over and over again.  At least twice he started threads entitled "What is your favorite ice cream?" to which he responded with mint chocolate chip each time.

Everyone started poking fun at him by answering "mint chocolate chip" to every question he asked, because no one could take him seriously.  Eventually he was "outed" and, after cheating a bunch of members on trades, he was banned.  People were not happy to find out they had sent sharp things to a minor, but even though he was gone, mint chocolate chip remained.  In fact, it was one of the favorite responses of another member who passed away a couple of years ago, Hawkchucker, and he would post "mint chocolate chip" for no reason in threads, just because he knew it would make people laugh!  Hawkchucker used to push that kid's buttons like there was no tomorrow, just to see what would happen, and honestly, to the kid's credit, he took it all in stride.

Since then it has taken on a life of it's own, and people who have never or will never experience that kid and his stories continue to use it.  In fact, Megan likes mint chocolate chip and I have to laugh every time she orders it because of all of this!

Def

I think he might have snuck in some time ago. Remember the posts about the MINI!!!!? Someone was so excited about the MINI!!!!, he created more than one thread about how great the MINI!!!! is...

 :think: :think:

Nope cause me and him were here at the same time :pok: :D


cy Offline dks

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 21,692
  • Bored
Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #59 on: June 21, 2016, 01:52:04 PM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

[ Knife threads ]  [ Country shopping guides ]  [ Battery-Charger-Light threads ]  [ Picture threads ]


 

Donations

Operational Funds

Help us keep the Unworkable working!
Donate with PayPal!
April Goal: $300.00
Due Date: Apr 30
Total Receipts: $122.41
PayPal Fees: $6.85
Net Balance: $115.56
Below Goal: $184.44
Site Currency: USD
39% 
April Donations

Community Links


Powered by EzPortal