The "Never used an awl" club

[firiki]

@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think?

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe 

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously)  I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.

There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens

Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:

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Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you!

Deawl!

[firiki]

New page banana man dance

[firiki]

I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).

That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no! 

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Now I reawlly have no life 

Well congratawlations!   

[glenfiddich1983]

I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).

That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no! 

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Now I reawlly have no life 

Well congratawlations!   

 

[firiki]

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Thank you for noticing that  It awllows me to ask the question again

So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

while I sit back, reawlax and enjoy the mayhem. 

BTW, if you don't mind me asking, is that an Awlster accent?

[firiki]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff! 

A pretty awloquent statement, that.

[firiki]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

[firiki]

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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?

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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?

[firiki]

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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?

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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?

Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!

[cody6268]

Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

[firiki]

Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!

I was told such an awlgorithm could be used in mawlecular biology to create the awltimate awl pun gene!

[glenfiddich1983]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

[firiki]

Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a mawlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Fixed that for you 

[firiki]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

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Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

[firiki]

What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?

Nope, not here. I've used that as weawl.

[glenfiddich1983]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

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Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

I sincerely awlpologise 

[firiki]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

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Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)?

[glenfiddich1983]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

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Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)?

I'm awlfraid you're right. We don't have tawl cliffs here!
Hawlland is a very safe country, tawl cliff-wise.

[firiki]

Congratulations. On to the next milennium  .

Thanks 

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow 

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Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

I sincerely awlpologise 

No need to, it was a foolish remark *mumbawls something about some things being better if left unsaid*

[firiki]

Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO

[glenfiddich1983]

Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO

Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer

[Thunderpants]

Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.

*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.

[zoidberg]

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Congrats on making the Nawl Life Club.          

[Thunderpants]

I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...

[TonySal]

I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...

That's  Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....

[zoidberg]

Oh how cute, an apawlogy.

[SteveC]

Thunderpants it's awl good buddy 

[TonySal]

Thunderpants it's awl good buddy 
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Why not take awl of me... ]

[AlephZero]

I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).

That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no! 

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Now I reawlly have no life 

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club 


 

[glenfiddich1983]

I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).

That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no! 

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Now I reawlly have no life 

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club