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« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2008, 09:20:47 pm »

I promise you its a painfully true story. It wasn't until later when it was all fixed that any of us saw the funny side. It's a miracle we didn't start punching each other.

Techie: Quoi?
Northener: The 'ub, the f*****g 'ub - are you f****g stupid or what?
Techie:  :think: Quoi?

Sounds like a fairly normal northerner that Grin

Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....

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« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2008, 09:23:22 pm »

What, do you mean, he's still got it from last time  Roll Eyes 

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« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2008, 09:27:17 pm »

Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....

Sounds like my Uncle, give him larger or beer and he'll drink it till the cows come home and be fine......however give him red wine and within a glass he's all over the shop....quite funny to watch actually! Grin
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« Reply #93 on: October 01, 2008, 09:29:43 pm »

Oh yes. We were in Paris and would normally be found at Irish / English themed bars in the evenings. I saw the guy shift 16 pints one night - and then walk back to his hotel. Jesus could he drink.....

Sounds like my Uncle, give him larger or beer and he'll drink it till the cows come home and be fine......however give him red wine and within a glass he's all over the shop....quite funny to watch actually! Grin

Maybe that's why he used the phrase "Gimme a beer - yer can keep that French P**s" a lot? Not always a popular turn of phrase in paris  :drink:
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« Reply #94 on: October 01, 2008, 09:35:34 pm »

What, do you mean, he's still got it from last time  Roll Eyes 

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Neil
Has he still got it then Huh, I thought you were supposed to be it's caretaker Neil Roll Eyes

I named it..."Neil Jr."...and trained it to were frilly knickers Roll Eyes :pok:

 Shocked Oh Colorful Enunciation!

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« Reply #95 on: October 01, 2008, 09:42:16 pm »

Now if it would only stand still long enough for reflecto-chicken photos...
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« Reply #96 on: October 02, 2008, 06:12:24 am »

Now if it would only stand still long enough for reflecto-chicken photos...
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh Grin
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« Reply #97 on: October 02, 2008, 06:13:05 am »

I promise you its a painfully true story. It wasn't until later when it was all fixed that any of us saw the funny side. It's a miracle we didn't start punching each other.

Techie: Quoi?
Northener: The 'ub, the f*****g 'ub - are you f****g stupid or what?
Techie:  :think: Quoi?


I can well imagine that set up Grin Grin
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