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[QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 04:38:43 PM
Attached you find a slightly censored page from a Swiss Military Manual.
Can you guess what those instructions try to teach the ADA (Angehöriger der Armee = Military Personel)?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 05:03:00 PM
Don't be shy... I won't laugh at your failings... much
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December 31, 2016, 05:15:42 PM
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 05:22:02 PM
Tactical pizza slicing?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 05:30:39 PM
area, angles ?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 05:32:55 PM
Here it comes... I'm rewarding the first correct or the best answer (my choice) with a Nitecore TIP in silver
Fire away, no limit on guesses but keep it to one guess per post (so it is easier for me to sort through).
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 06:17:52 PM
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 06:18:33 PM
No wait
A prototype Swiss made tool with 49mm scissors
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 06:24:45 PM
Quote from: Poncho65 on December 31, 2016, 06:18:33 PM
No wait
A prototype Swiss made tool with 49mm scissors
That is in a 120 mm frame
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 06:54:06 PM
How to slice cheese?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 06:57:42 PM
Aiming at an enemy up the side of a mountain?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 09:05:27 PM
How to property ascend and descend stairs.
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How to fold Phyllo.
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December 31, 2016, 09:09:21 PM
How to identify works by M C Escher.
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December 31, 2016, 09:09:58 PM
How to string a Banjo.
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December 31, 2016, 10:00:14 PM
How to draw circles with lines in them?
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December 31, 2016, 10:00:34 PM
Sighting in a rifle scope?
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December 31, 2016, 10:01:05 PM
Vertical lines are slimming, angled lines make you look like an orange?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 10:01:42 PM
You should have joined the air force because they have more fun?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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December 31, 2016, 10:02:17 PM
There's a lot less to learn if you join the Swiss Navy because Lake Geneva isn't that big?
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December 31, 2016, 11:31:41 PM
Site Code? Used for navigation.
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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January 01, 2017, 12:38:28 AM
First it IS imperative to notice, that the two circles are not of the same size! Basically, it is instructions on how to cut a loaf of cheese depending on the size... More details in the morning
Also, we have a winner Congratz Corwyn
Quote from: Corwyn on December 31, 2016, 06:54:06 PM
How to slice cheese?
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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January 01, 2017, 01:44:27 PM
Mwahaha... knowing Switzerland it was an easy guess
Great start for the year... I wanted a Tube (now a Tip for ages).
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January 01, 2017, 03:09:53 PM
and here i was thinking that it was colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the ball room
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Congrats Corwyn
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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February 20, 2017, 12:04:25 PM
After a little customs hickup it finally made it here.
Really great light... light, good looking, ergonomical and insanely powerful for the size.
I mean to get one for ages but shipping was too annoying. I gave away 3 but never had one for myself. Glad I finally have one for my edc.
3 cheers for Eth.
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February 20, 2017, 03:27:18 PM
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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February 20, 2017, 04:32:00 PM
Nice one, looks like a nice little torch.
Where's the rest of the document? I want to know how to correctly cut the cheese
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Re: [QUIZ] Swiss Military Manual
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February 20, 2017, 05:58:00 PM
those manuals always present an interesting read
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