The USS New Hampshire is the Swiss Army Knife of Submarines
Quote from: glenfiddich1983 on January 09, 2017, 08:36:52 AMThe USS New Hampshire is the Swiss Army Knife of Submarines"Torpedo tube no. 6 is jammed, sir!""Jammed! With what?""I believe it's a toothpick and tweezers, sir.""58 or 91mm?""The big kind, sir.""God-damn it! I told 'em this is a nuclear submarine. We don't need T&T! But they wouldn't listen...""So what do we do, sir?""Increase speed to 30 knots! Deploy the tin opener!""But sir - !""Just do it, sailor! That old Wenger claw will rip their hull right open!""But we've got the new style tin opener, sir! The Victorinox kind.""What the hell!""Looks like we're doomed, sir.""Well, if we're gonna die we may as well die happy. Sailor! Find the corkscrew and crack open this bottle of Chablis....""Corkscrew? What corkscrew?""Don't tell me we've got a backside Phillips?""Worse than that, sir. If you remember, the top brass couldn't decide between a corkscrew and a Phillips, so in the end they settled for the pointy thing from the back of a Wenger Golfer 56.""You're kidding me!!""They thought it could be useful if we ever go golfing in our nuclear submarine...""God bless the top brass!"Sir?""Dive to 50 meters! Deploy the Wenger Golfer 56 Pointy Thing! When I give the order we shoot up to the surface!""But sir!""If that doesn't sink em we'll drag 'em down with the Multipurpose Hook!""It's crazy... but it might just work!""Dive, Dive, Dive!"(Music from Das Boot rises. Enemy ship is sunk. Captain and Sailor go golfing. The end.)
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And did you know lemons are the Swiss Army Knife of fruits?
Quote from: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2017, 12:37:08 PMAnd did you know lemons are the Swiss Army Knife of fruits?I prefer havng my lemon juice in the evening. And not with water.