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no Offline Medic82

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I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
on: October 29, 2011, 05:02:10 PM
As of today I have started an affair with an American girl named Betty that I first met a month ago but today we tok the final step in our realtionship and we truly are a match made in heaven. I really love Betty but I also really love my current girlfriend Olga and I hope that I can live a life where both are a part of it for a very long time. Since you guys on the forum is a big part of my life and I see all of you as my friends I feel the need to share this love affair with you and hope that I have you blessing.

Now let me introduce you to Betty
































































<3 Betty <3



BTW here is Olga


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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #1 on: October 29, 2011, 05:11:29 PM
You're one twisted individual buddy..  ;)  :D
Nice babes btw..   8) 8)
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
Both are very good looking umm ladies :)
I do hope they get along and don't start fighting.
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 05:30:16 PM
Yep, she's hotter than a two dollar pistol  :D
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: AHB on October 29, 2011, 05:11:29 PM
You're one twisted individual buddy..  ;)  :D
Nice babes btw..   8) 8)

What you talking about? :P I must have a little fun every now and again :P

and thanks Allan and Threeme :)
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Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Well I for one cannot support you on this endeavor. What's going to happen when your forced to choose between the two!?

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Reply #6 on: October 29, 2011, 05:48:59 PM
I say you are okay Kenneth. :salute: There's a reason god gave you two hands! :tu: :D
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Reply #7 on: October 29, 2011, 07:05:27 PM
Ooh :drool: that betty looks like a handful, would like to play with her :tu: you know in my warp little mind I read that MKIII HUNTER as MILF HUNTER >:D
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #8 on: October 29, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Well your in a predicament there. Betty is a cheaper date, but Olga's more fun.  :think:
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Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: Beerplumber on October 29, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Well I for one cannot support you on this endeavor. What's going to happen when your forced to choose between the two!?

It hurts that I don't have your blessing, and I will deal with that problem when it comes :P
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Reply #10 on: October 29, 2011, 08:08:59 PM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 29, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Well your in a predicament there. Betty is a cheaper date, but Olga's more fun.  :think:

Thresome? :P
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Reply #11 on: October 29, 2011, 08:10:04 PM
Quote from: badwolf on October 29, 2011, 07:05:27 PM
Ooh :drool: that betty looks like a handful, would like to play with her :tu: you know in my warp little mind I read that MKIII HUNTER as MILF HUNTER >:D

LOL!!!
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Reply #12 on: October 29, 2011, 08:10:53 PM
Quote from: J-sews on October 29, 2011, 05:48:59 PM
I say you are okay Kenneth. :salute: There's a reason god gave you two hands! :tu: :D

That's what I like to hear :D
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #13 on: October 29, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: Medic82 on October 29, 2011, 08:08:59 PM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 29, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Well your in a predicament there. Betty is a cheaper date, but Olga's more fun.  :think:

Thresome? :P

It might take some convincing, but it can be done.  :rofl:
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I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #14 on: October 29, 2011, 10:30:40 PM
Sounds like a good thing to me! If one is pissed at you then you have a backup :rofl:
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #15 on: October 29, 2011, 11:08:51 PM
Ooooh, that Ruger's pretty enough to sneak around with behind the CZ's back any day  :).
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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #16 on: October 29, 2011, 11:58:38 PM
Why does a man have two arms? To have something pretty under each. Treat them both right and they won't fight.  :D

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Re: I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
Reply #17 on: October 30, 2011, 02:35:44 AM
Wow Medic!!!  Your two girlfriends almost made me shoot off!!!
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Reply #18 on: October 30, 2011, 05:58:21 PM
Quote from: Beerplumber on October 29, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Well I for one cannot support you on this endeavor. What's going to happen when your forced to choose between the two!?

Easy.
A gunfight :P
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Reply #19 on: November 02, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
awesome firearm !

does the mark lll take mark ll magazines ? i do love the looks of a fluted firearm. :drool:
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