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Is it just me or...
on: April 24, 2008, 01:39:32 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D

Ok with the disclaimer out of the way ;), let us proceed. Do you find that the older you get that your not as paticularly picky where women are concerned, I don't mean that you have no standards, more that your more appreciative of certain qualities ???

For example, you notice a women in a bar say, and she's pretty plain, but has a nice smile, are you drawn too her ???, or do you never venture out of your 'league' and if they don't meet your specification so to speak, you don't give them a second look ???

Let's keep it clean guy's :)
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Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
I think its probably because of hormones. When we are young our body is flooded with testosterone which make us use our head below, as we get older fewer testosterone level tend to make use our head above. This is of course only my opinion.  :D
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Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 01:57:40 PM
I think its probably because of hormones. When we are young our body is flooded with testosterone which make us use our head below, as we get older fewer testosterone level tend to make use our head above. This is of course only my opinion.  :D
Depressingly I think your right :D, as much as I hate to lose anything, I'm glad I'm not an hormonally fueled missile these days :D
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Re: Is it just me or...
Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 02:17:14 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D


Yeah, righto!  :D
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Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 02:19:41 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D


Yeah, righto!  :D
I addore women how can that be construde as me being sexist ??? :D
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Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 02:26:05 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D


Yeah, righto!  :D
I addore women how can that be construde as me being sexist ??? :D

Your not a sexist, you just addore women. But still can't decide if that is a good or bad thing. :D
Wonder if the other sex have this problem also.
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Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 02:28:34 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D


Yeah, righto!  :D
I addore women how can that be construde as me being sexist ??? :D

Your not a sexist, you just addore women. But still can't decide if that is a good or bad thing. :D
Wonder if the other sex have this problem also.
Probably not, women have a much clearer idea of what they want from the start ::)
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Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 02:35:44 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D

Ok with the disclaimer out of the way ;), let us proceed. Do you find that the older you get that your not as paticularly picky where women are concerned, I don't mean that you have no standards, more that your more appreciative of certain qualities ???

For example, you notice a women in a bar say, and she's pretty plain, but has a nice smile, are you drawn too her ???, or do you never venture out of your 'league' and if they don't meet your specification so to speak, you don't give them a second look ???

Let's keep it clean guy's :)

Was hoping for when a hot chick got a little older (but still smokin) she'll look at me a think "he's not hot but he looks interesting." and be drawn to me.
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Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
...Does getting older have some advantages ???

Right first up in no way am I a sexist or particularly shallow! :D

Ok with the disclaimer out of the way ;), let us proceed. Do you find that the older you get that your not as paticularly picky where women are concerned, I don't mean that you have no standards, more that your more appreciative of certain qualities ???

For example, you notice a women in a bar say, and she's pretty plain, but has a nice smile, are you drawn too her ???, or do you never venture out of your 'league' and if they don't meet your specification so to speak, you don't give them a second look ???

Let's keep it clean guy's :)

Was hoping for when a hot chick got a little older (but still smokin) she'll look at me a think "he's not hot but he looks interesting." and be drawn to me.
I honestly think it works both ways, certainly I've pulled women way out of my league, purely because they were over 25 and realised what's important...or that they were desperate :D
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Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
agreed to what said and I also think we "learn" things, usually the hard and painful way :twak:
what was fun and exciting before is now silly and foolish now, good for you big M! hopefully life will be
less "stressful" for you, sorta, you still gotta bathe! :pok: :D


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Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 05:39:48 PM
I don't think that's true at all... I've always had low standards >:D
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Reply #11 on: April 24, 2008, 05:42:59 PM
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Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 06:26:23 PM
agreed to what said and I also think we "learn" things, usually the hard and painful way :twak:
what was fun and exciting before is now silly and foolish now, good for you big M! hopefully life will be
less "stressful" for you, sorta, you still gotta bathe! :pok: :D
Yep, I've done a lot living, so I supose its time to do some learning :D
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Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 06:28:05 PM
I don't think that's true at all... I've always had low standards >:D
I've guilty of that once or twice...maybe more :-[, but in my defence, I'm pretty sure there was a lot of booze involved :D
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Reply #14 on: April 24, 2008, 07:04:11 PM
I don't think that's true at all... I've always had low standards >:D
I've guilty of that once or twice...maybe more :-[, but in my defence, I'm pretty sure there was a lot of booze involved :D
Beer was invented by really ugly women >:D


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Reply #15 on: April 24, 2008, 07:05:23 PM
I don't think that's true at all... I've always had low standards >:D
I've guilty of that once or twice...maybe more :-[, but in my defence, I'm pretty sure there was a lot of booze involved :D
Beer was invented by really ugly women >:D
I can well belive that, it's amazing how good a minger can look after 4 pints of stella :D
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Reply #16 on: April 24, 2008, 07:07:28 PM
I can well belive that, it's amazing how good a minger can look after 4 pints of stella :D

Anything would look good after four pints of stella, all that time drinking vile piss would make a post box look an attractive proposition!!

can you tell i don't like stella!
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Reply #17 on: April 24, 2008, 07:11:36 PM
I can well belive that, it's amazing how good a minger can look after 4 pints of stella :D

Anything would look good after four pints of stella, all that time drinking vile piss would make a post box look an attractive proposition!!

can you tell i don't like stella!
Well I don't like the taste of any alcohol (+ I'm a lightweight ::)) but Stella was the thing to have when I were a lad :)
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Reply #18 on: April 24, 2008, 07:29:29 PM
I'm quite fond of Stella (Wife beater) actually.  :)
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Reply #19 on: April 24, 2008, 08:16:48 PM
What?  How can you not like Stella?  :think:
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Reply #20 on: April 24, 2008, 08:17:09 PM
I take it Stella is a brew?


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Reply #21 on: April 24, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
I take it Stella is a brew?

It is indeed  :)



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Re: Is it just me or...
Reply #22 on: April 24, 2008, 09:21:26 PM
I haven't seen one of those mags in years, but I began to be bothered when I realized that the models in Playboy were actually getting YOUNGER than me. When I see the latest model on TV, I realize that now they could be my granddaughter if I had married early enough! I feel perverted if I even check them out. As to my standards dropping, I find myself looking for something other than physical attributes, like Tina Fey's gorgeous brain perhaps...


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Reply #23 on: April 24, 2008, 10:18:58 PM
Yeah it creep's me out a bit too!
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Reply #24 on: April 25, 2008, 01:27:27 AM
I haven't seen one of those mags in years, but I began to be bothered when I realized that the models in Playboy were actually getting YOUNGER than me. When I see the latest model on TV, I realize that now they could be my granddaughter if I had married early enough! I feel perverted if I even check them out. As to my standards dropping, I find myself looking for something other than physical attributes, like Tina Fey's gorgeous brain perhaps...

We are still lucky, because if you see a 80 year old man married to a 20 year old woman you would say the guy is cool.
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Re: Is it just me or...
Reply #25 on: April 25, 2008, 01:28:29 PM
It's one of life's first major slaps in the face, when the girls in the lad mags are younger than you.
Then you start to look at their birthdates, or you see the "must be born on xx" for buying liquor or smokes at the store and you think: "Egad! In my day......" And all of the sudden you are older than you thought.


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Reply #26 on: April 25, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
Actually, Duckman, an 80 year old guy with a 20 year old girl may be cool to some, but it gives me the cringes. My sister watches a show call "The Girls Next Door" or title similar on satellite TV. It's yet another reality show based on three Playboy models who are apparently Hugh Hefner's co-girlfriends. I've caught bits of it and when those girls are messing around with Hugh, I tell you it's all I can do to keep my lunch down. I just noticed there's not an emoticon for nauseous on here! :D


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Re: Is it just me or...
Reply #27 on: April 25, 2008, 09:17:49 PM
I take it Stella is a brew?

It is indeed  :)

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Yum yum.  :)

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Reply #28 on: April 25, 2008, 09:26:00 PM
Stella must be the UK counterpart to Milwaukee's Best here in the US. Borderline rot gut but good enough to get the job done.  :cheers:
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Reply #29 on: April 25, 2008, 09:36:04 PM
Stella must be the UK counterpart to Milwaukee's Best here in the US. Borderline rot gut but good enough to get the job done.  :cheers:

Well to be honest Stella Artois http://www.stellaartois.com/ or better known as Wife beater or Stella Act-A-Tw*t is a very expensive and very strong lager . Its not for girls if you know what I mean  ;)
   Another common thing is to give females a Stella rating . So a Stella rating of one would be an absolute goddess but a ten would be a right minger who I wouldnt even touch with Bens  :D
  I do drink it and its probably one of my favourite lagers but I prefer proper real Ale  :cheers:

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