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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #30 on: March 28, 2009, 03:03:38 AM
Hmmm, we've seen pics of Ben. And we've seen pics of Sue. :think: It doesn't make sense......


......unless..... :tu:



Hah!! Ben must be RICH!! 8)

Sadly I am not rich.  I won her purely with my fabulous rugged looks and witty personality.  :angel:

Seen your pictures, you are definitly rich :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #31 on: March 28, 2009, 04:01:44 AM
Hmmm, we've seen pics of Ben. And we've seen pics of Sue. :think: It doesn't make sense......


......unless..... :tu:



Hah!! Ben must be RICH!! 8)

Sadly I am not rich.  I won her purely with my fabulous rugged looks and witty personality.  :angel:

Seen your pictures, you are definitly rich :D :D :D :D :D

there is no other explanation for it ??? :D


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #32 on: March 28, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Hmmm, we've seen pics of Ben. And we've seen pics of Sue. :think: It doesn't make sense......


......unless..... :tu:



Hah!! Ben must be RICH!! 8)

Sadly I am not rich.  I won her purely with my fabulous rugged looks and witty personality.  :angel:

Looking at the above comment you obviously won her with your sense of humour :pok:


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #33 on: March 28, 2009, 09:18:45 AM
 :drool:  Ben can I have that shirt back now  >:D

Oh hang on  :think:  If I could get hold of a  Vic branded G-String could we have some more pics please ?

I'm very jelous Ben  :tu:


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #34 on: March 28, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
:drool:  Ben can I have that shirt back now  >:D

Oh hang on  :think:  If I could get hold of a  Vic branded G-String could we have some more pics please ?

I'm very jelous Ben  :tu:


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I'd pose for you myself Dunc if you managed to get hold of a Vic branded G-string.  ;)
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #35 on: March 28, 2009, 02:15:37 PM
:drool:  Ben can I have that shirt back now  >:D

Oh hang on  :think:  If I could get hold of a  Vic branded G-String could we have some more pics please ?

I'm very jelous Ben  :tu:


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I'd pose for you myself Dunc if you managed to get hold of a Vic branded G-string.  ;)
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #36 on: March 28, 2009, 02:23:09 PM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #37 on: March 28, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
Not as long as I can use a blunt Kukri to trim them for you >:D
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #38 on: March 28, 2009, 02:39:19 PM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
Not as long as I can use a blunt Kukri to trim them for you >:D


I've got a picture in my head and it won't go away :P
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #39 on: March 28, 2009, 02:40:05 PM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
Not as long as I can use a blunt Kukri to trim them for you >:D


I've got a picture in my head and it won't go away :P
I can assure you something of his would end up going away >:D
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #40 on: March 28, 2009, 04:30:56 PM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
Not as long as I can use a blunt Kukri to trim them for you >:D


I've got a picture in my head and it won't go away :P
I can assure you something of his would end up going away >:D

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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #41 on: March 28, 2009, 05:06:54 PM


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
Hmmm, we've seen pics of Ben. And we've seen pics of Sue. :think: It doesn't make sense......


......unless..... :tu:



Hah!! Ben must be RICH!! 8)

Sadly I am not rich.  I won her purely with my fabulous rugged looks and witty personality.  :angel:

It can't be that either it. you must have the equipment of a small shelton pony.  ::)


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
It can't be that either it. you must have the equipment of a small shelton pony.  ::)

You mean like a saddle and stirrups and reins and the like? Does that help over there? I've never tried that with the ladies here...  :think: :P


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #44 on: March 28, 2009, 06:04:11 PM
It can't be that either it. you must have the equipment of a small shelton pony.  ::)

You mean like a saddle and stirrups and reins and the like? Does that help over there? I've never tried that with the ladies here...  :think: :P

Works like a charm.  ;)
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #45 on: March 28, 2009, 07:03:17 PM
It can't be that either it. you must have the equipment of a small shelton pony.  ::)

You mean like a saddle and stirrups and reins and the like? Does that help over there? I've never tried that with the ladies here...  :think: :P

Works like a charm.  ;)
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #46 on: March 28, 2009, 09:34:23 PM
I suppose - on reflection - this thread never really stood a chance did it?

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Reply #47 on: March 28, 2009, 09:35:31 PM
I suppose - on reflection - this thread never really stood a chance did it?

:D

It was doomed from the start really.  :D
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #48 on: March 28, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
I'm really struggling for a clean comment right about now :D

Here's one just for you

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 :D

Is that a Cold Steel Trailmaster?   By the way you have a lovely wife.     :D


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Reply #49 on: March 28, 2009, 10:01:23 PM
It is indeed.  :)
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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #50 on: March 28, 2009, 10:10:05 PM
It is indeed.  :)
Which I want back... :cry:
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Reply #51 on: March 28, 2009, 10:10:41 PM
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Reply #52 on: March 28, 2009, 10:12:43 PM
It is indeed.  :)
Which I want back... :cry:

£500 and it's yours.  :D
Bargain :tu:

now substitute the thumb for the middle finger :D
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Reply #53 on: March 28, 2009, 10:14:29 PM
Ok, £400.  But only cos it's you.  :D
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Reply #54 on: March 28, 2009, 10:14:59 PM
Ok, £400.  But only cos it's you.  :D
PP ok ??? :D
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Reply #55 on: March 28, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
Sure is!  :D

Make sure you pay the fees though.  :P
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Reply #56 on: March 28, 2009, 10:17:50 PM
Sure is!  :D

Make sure you pay the fees though.  :P
On a deal like that, it'd be rude not too :D
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Reply #57 on: March 29, 2009, 11:24:59 PM
Ok, £400.  But only cos it's you.  :D

Does that include the lovely young lady?  My wife would probably get upset if I added another to my collection ;).

(young lady that is) :D


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #58 on: March 31, 2009, 05:06:24 AM
What  ???  My protruding pubic hair wouldn't do it for you?
Not as long as I can use a blunt Kukri to trim them for you >:D


I've got a picture in my head and it won't go away :P

Me 2 I just had ta go and look at this thread right before bed :ahhh I'll probably have nightmares :-[ :D


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Re: Just for you Dunc!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #59 on: March 31, 2009, 05:13:54 AM
Ok, £400.  But only cos it's you.  :D

Does that include the lovely young lady?  My wife would probably get upset if I added another to my collection ;).

(young lady that is) :D

No problem, I'll take the one in your avatar off your hands so there wouldn't be any net increase for you.  :P


 

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