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Children these days.
on: May 22, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
Common sense ..... so rare, it's virtually a super power.

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Re: Children these days.
Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 08:11:36 PM
that's what happens when you use the remember my details and such without enabling some sort of parental controls on the internet...
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 08:39:26 PM
All my passwords and such is stored safe in my head...........
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 08:46:48 PM
That would have made a great toy for a three year old :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 09:59:20 PM
Funny, but a bit close to the bone round here.  I was informed the other day by my eldest that "google knows everything"   :ahhh  luckily his spelling sucks, still time for a walled garden me thinks :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 10:04:37 PM
I bet the toddler got tired of Tonka  :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
I wish I had one when I was 3 :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #7 on: May 22, 2009, 10:21:18 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on May 22, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
I wish I had one when I was 3 :D
are you saying you wouldnt still want it?
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #8 on: May 22, 2009, 10:23:53 PM
Quote from: Whoey on May 22, 2009, 10:21:18 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on May 22, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
I wish I had one when I was 3 :D
are you saying you wouldnt still want it?
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #9 on: May 22, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
think of how much back breaking work it would save you when hiding the bodies...
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Whoey on May 22, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
think of how much back breaking work it would save you when hiding the bodies...
Well there is that :D

I work in a school now, so I just have the cooks feed the bodies to the kids :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #11 on: May 23, 2009, 12:21:39 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on May 22, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Whoey on May 22, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
think of how much back breaking work it would save you when hiding the bodies...
Well there is that :D

I work in a school now, so I just have the cooks feed the bodies to the kids :D

Recycling, very environmentally responsible of you :tu: :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #12 on: May 23, 2009, 12:44:16 AM
Or feed them to pigs - very efficient body hiding method ;)

I still want a digger though... maybe I could run it on biofuel :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #13 on: May 23, 2009, 12:46:58 AM
Given enough time, you could also turn all those bricky/cementy downtown neighborhoods into a vast crop field. It doesn't get any greener than that... :D

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Re: Children these days.
Reply #14 on: May 23, 2009, 02:31:07 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on May 22, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Whoey on May 22, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
think of how much back breaking work it would save you when hiding the bodies...
Well there is that :D

I work in a school now, so I just have the cooks feed the bodies to the kids :D

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Re: Children these days.
Reply #15 on: May 23, 2009, 04:37:07 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on May 22, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Whoey on May 22, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
think of how much back breaking work it would save you when hiding the bodies...
Well there is that :D

I work in a school now, so I just have the cooks feed the bodies to the kids :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #16 on: May 23, 2009, 09:26:46 AM
I'm now offering a food take away service if anyones interested :D
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #17 on: May 23, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
Mike's Soylent Take-away.

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Reply #18 on: May 23, 2009, 02:01:17 PM
Quote from: rp252 on May 23, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
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Re: Children these days.
Reply #19 on: May 23, 2009, 02:03:37 PM
Ha ha... very good  :tu:
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