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Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!

au Offline MultiMat

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Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
on: June 06, 2009, 01:44:47 PM

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Yeh Baby :P >:D >:D


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 01:55:03 PM
Loving that! And yes, let's not tell the missus about it eh  ??? ;)
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 02:02:05 PM
And it's unused too.Hardly re-assuring :cry:
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 02:06:37 PM
::) :D

On a second thought, that blade could probably function as a gutting hook.


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 02:51:16 PM
For your balls.

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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 03:21:09 PM
Knutmaster  :ahhh
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #6 on: June 06, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
Nutgutter... now there's a custom SAK name waiting to happen  8)
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 08:12:56 PM
Strange really, I know its meant for livestock but just looking at it makes me nervous  :ahhh
I really wouldn't want to keep it in my trouser pocket.
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 08:14:41 PM
You could build a single layer SAK with just the pliers and call it the 'nutcracker'... ;) :P


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
You could build a single layer SAK with just the pliers and call it the 'nutcracker'... ;) :P

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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #10 on: June 07, 2009, 03:16:51 AM
You could build a single layer SAK with just the pliers and call it the 'nutcracker'... ;) :P


I think maybe 'nutslasher'  :o :P :D

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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #11 on: June 07, 2009, 03:52:57 AM
 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :o :D


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #12 on: June 07, 2009, 03:55:53 AM
Perfect gift to give that mohel in your life....for when he want's to give a bris on the spur of the moment  :D
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #13 on: June 07, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
Nutgutter... now there's a custom SAK name waiting to happen  8)
Nutgutter... Gross  :D


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 01:20:37 PM
Agreed. The name is oddly disconcerting. :D
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #15 on: June 07, 2009, 02:19:46 PM
The official knife of the NOW(NAtional Organization for Women, aka the "FEMI-NAZIS") :ahhh
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #16 on: June 07, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
Ugh. Just looking at that picture makes my legs clamp together uncontrollably. :o


But this is a multitool forum remember? So on the subject of denutters, lets not forget this diabolical device, found on sheep farms the world over:

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #17 on: June 07, 2009, 03:17:33 PM
Ugh. Just looking at that picture makes my legs clamp together uncontrollably. :o


But this is a multitool forum remember? So on the subject of denutters, lets not forget this diabolical device, found on sheep farms the world over:

Pure EVIL...  :ahhh  >:D  :ahhh


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #18 on: June 07, 2009, 03:43:54 PM
Ugh. Just looking at that picture makes my legs clamp together uncontrollably. :o


But this is a multitool forum remember? So on the subject of denutters, lets not forget this diabolical device, found on sheep farms the world over:

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Bit rusty, is it a Leatherman ?  :D
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #19 on: June 07, 2009, 03:46:51 PM
Blood does terrible things to metal if not properly maintained.   :o :ahhh
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #20 on: June 07, 2009, 09:45:14 PM
Ugh. Just looking at that picture makes my legs clamp together uncontrollably. :o


But this is a multitool forum remember? So on the subject of denutters, lets not forget this diabolical device, found on sheep farms the world over:

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Urgh, that looks brutal... 


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #21 on: June 08, 2009, 12:04:33 AM
Somehow the rust makes it look even more evil. I bet they made them rusty at the factory. And those pincer jaws have teeth..... :ahhh
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #22 on: June 09, 2009, 07:27:20 AM
I'm suprised the one on eBay doesn't say in the description:

"Only used once, for a small job ..."

-steve

On edit:  I suspect the other one is legal carry in the UK ...  after all, the blade doesn't lock, under 3 inches, and you would be carrying it as a necessity for your profession . . .

(There's irony in there somewhere, which I'm sure will be more obvious when you unpucker and let some of the blood start circulating.)

-steve



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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #23 on: June 09, 2009, 07:58:43 AM
In fact, a little google work reveals a whole 'nother (as yet) world of multitools.

I think it deserves it's own forum section on MT.org :o
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Ingenuity in the early days:





Note the excellent compound leverage here; worthy of it's Swiss hertitage:





Handy to keep in your vehicle for larger jobs:





Variable-pitch serrations means one tool has a variety of applications, plus automatic catch makes for easy one-handed operation:





Fully adjustable explains why they refer to this one as the "Cadillac" :





Art deco styling and functional simplicity:





Full reviews to follow when I get some EDC time in with these beauties...

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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #24 on: June 09, 2009, 06:42:09 PM
Stevo they are truly horrifying looking tools. I wonder if there is Nut Slashing tool forum  :think:. Those guys would be odder than us  :o :o
They look well made thought out tools :ahhh. The last one looks like it may have been designed by some classy industrial designer house. I wonder if lady folk have been involved in any of these tool's design  :think: :D :D

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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #25 on: June 09, 2009, 07:05:20 PM
That does it... I will never check this thread again.. EVER...  :D


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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #26 on: June 09, 2009, 07:15:30 PM
Ugh. Just looking at that picture makes my legs clamp together uncontrollably. :o


But this is a multitool forum remember? So on the subject of denutters, lets not forget this diabolical device, found on sheep farms the world over:

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I wood like to start marketing these as "The Elaina Bobbit signature Series" I could make millions from ladies with cheating husbands.
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #27 on: June 10, 2009, 12:48:02 AM
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Re: Better Hope The Misses Does Not Buy This One!!
Reply #28 on: June 10, 2009, 05:40:28 PM
Hmm...  This knife makes me re-think mickey mouse knife laws restricting certain kinds of knives.  Perhaps some knives should be outlawed.  :police:


 

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