My birthdays coming up...

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

...And I'd like you lot to buy me this...
http://www.heinnie.com/product.asp?s=lin3qv1660054&strParents=&CAT_ID=139&P_ID=4199 
 
Not much to ask I don't think

[Benner]

I knew what that was before I even clicked on it!    Would be a nice piece to have considering how limited they are.

Oh, and you can get stuffed. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I knew what that was before I even clicked on it!    Would be a nice piece to have considering how limited they are.

Oh, and you can get stuffed. 

Tightwad

It is bloody gorgeous though, just imagine an F1, only even more perfect

[Benner]

I'm still keen to know how easy it sharpens.  I haven't needed to sharpen that steel yet.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm still keen to know how easy it sharpens.  I haven't needed to sharpen that steel yet.

I'd hate to do it on a whetstone, but ceramic and diamond sharpeners should be fine

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Bugger me if I'm not trying to think of way's to fund it

Me really, really wanteth

[Benner]

Bugger me if I'm not trying to think of way's to fund it

Me really, really wanteth

Holiday 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Bugger me if I'm not trying to think of way's to fund it

Me really, really wanteth

Holiday 

Paid for (well one more instalment left) 

Got nowt to sell for it either

[Neil]

I've got something that looks similar that I use to do the veg with

Sorry, doesn't get me excited. Yeah, I'm a heathen

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

...And I'd like you lot to buy me this...
http://www.heinnie.com/product.asp?s=lin3qv1660054&strParents=&CAT_ID=139&P_ID=4199  
 
Not much to ask I don't think

   

[I'm Still Bison]

Gotta give you credit for two things. 1. Cojones the size of basketballs and 2. Excellent taste and choice in sharp and shiny things.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Gotta give you credit for two things. 1. Cojones the size of basketballs and 2. Excellent taste and choice in sharp and shiny things.

I know I've got sod all chance, but you've got to be in it to win it right?

[cryptrick]

I take it nobody has jumped in yet and got one for you Mike

There was a rumour going around that Ryan was going to sell a couple of his 58 TFT screens he has lying about to fund the purchase for you! Don't know whether it is true though

[Roadie]

I take it nobody has jumped in yet and got one for you Mike

There was a rumour going around that Ryan was going to sell a couple of his 58 TFT screens he has lying about to fund the purchase for you! Don't know whether it is true though

We decided against it remember, we thought Mike wouldn't appreciate a gift given with proceedes made from a technosourcery source

[cryptrick]

I take it nobody has jumped in yet and got one for you Mike

There was a rumour going around that Ryan was going to sell a couple of his 58 TFT screens he has lying about to fund the purchase for you! Don't know whether it is true though

We decided against it remember, we thought Mike wouldn't appreciate a gift given with proceedes made from a technosourcery source

Ahhh that was it, he is very sensitive about all things technosourcery

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I take it nobody has jumped in yet and got one for you Mike

There was a rumour going around that Ryan was going to sell a couple of his 58 TFT screens he has lying about to fund the purchase for you! Don't know whether it is true though

We decided against it remember, we thought Mike wouldn't appreciate a gift given with proceedes made from a technosourcery source

Ahhh that was it, he is very sensitive about all things technosourcery

But I'm willing to overlook it seeing as the cause is such a good one