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us Offline 665ae

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U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
on: August 06, 2009, 07:30:41 PM
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 07:50:30 PM
That's dreadful but we're sitting here laughing anyway :D
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 08:05:03 PM
They didn't ask if you had a CDL?

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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 08:06:41 PM
 :P

Sounds like a career opportunity come knockin'! :D
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 08:33:46 PM
ROTFL
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 09:32:04 PM
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 05:55:49 AM
Quote from: J-sews on August 06, 2009, 08:06:41 PM
:P

Sounds like a career opportunity come knockin'! :D

Although I think promotion will be a problem after the first project  :D
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 04:06:50 PM
Quote from: Greatest Moderator Ever! on August 06, 2009, 07:30:41 PM
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Well... can you? :D
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Re: U.S. Mental Health Outsourcing
Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: J-sews on August 06, 2009, 08:06:41 PM
:P

Sounds like a career opportunity come knockin'! :D
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Now I'm depressed  :( I can't drive a truck  :ahhh  :D

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