You said it.

ducktapehero · **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2009, 06:53:20 PM

Special "Mike, Lord of the Spammers" edition. With over 26,000 posts there should be some good stuff.

---we're all smurfs

----I can let you have my ex wife in a suitcase if you like

---Swisschamp, Swisstool, Alox Classic and a Gransfor Mini Hatchet for Zombie duties

---Farmer porn

----I'd marry Dave tommorow

----Sometimes a sound beating really is called for

---Knob

---I wonder if one of my ex's has got a new Voodoo doll

---I just don't need to disembowel tanks all that much these days sadly

---What's that big round thing between your shoulders then

---Well I must be due a banning soon

---

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #31 on:** August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM

I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread

ducktapehero · **Reply #32 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:29:42 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM

I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread

Hell, I don't have much else to work with. You're responsible for 80% of the posts on this place.

Plus you crack me up.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #33 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:32:31 PM

Quote from: ducktapehero on August 18, 2009, 08:29:42 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread
Hell, I don't have much else to work with. You're responsible for 80% of the posts on this place. Plus you crack me up.

Glad I make at least one person in this world happy

Benner · **Reply #34 on:** August 18, 2009, 11:23:04 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 08:32:31 PM

Quote from: ducktapehero on August 18, 2009, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread
Hell, I don't have much else to work with. You're responsible for 80% of the posts on this place. Plus you crack me up.
Glad I make at least one person in this world happy

Only the one though

ducktapehero · **Reply #35 on:** August 18, 2009, 11:25:59 PM

Technically I said he "cracked me up", that's not the same as "making me happy".

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #36 on:** August 19, 2009, 07:38:47 AM

I'll work harder then

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #37 on:** August 19, 2009, 08:02:21 AM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM

I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread

At least you're popular for something...

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #38 on:** August 19, 2009, 03:42:22 PM

Quote from: SporkBob NoPants on August 19, 2009, 08:02:21 AM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on August 18, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I do love the way I'm being singled out in this thread
At least you're popular for something...

I'll take anything positive said about me

ducktapehero · **Reply #39 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:51:25 PM

A few more. Y'all can help too. HINT HINT!!!

cgk----Thats a great looking pair

AndyTiedye----Why, other than tradition, are chopsticks as long as they are?

toothrot-----what the...where did the banana go!

Hedge Kid---Be careful with those leeches

inkster---Drugs are bad MmmKayyyy

Neil----Its a lovely looking place.... Not sure about those giant mutant swans though

SporkBob NoPants----Beauty,eh?

Mr. Whippy----After doing my time at the VA hospital, I have become an expert sleeper

Pacu----The Umbrella Corporation could become a reality

Mike----Macaws, Parrots, and Cockatoos taste a lot like chicken.

One Lame Frog----May the best knob win!

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2009, 04:41:26 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers!

Another thread derailed by the pesky Brit's

Swiss Man · **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:15:37 PM

Quote from: GraysonK on August 18, 2009, 02:52:11 PM

Nuphoria- "I have a love hate relationship with this thread at the moment. It's like watching porn with a chastity belt on"

I think that is my favorite quote. I will tell on myself even though I thought it was innocent.

"There was 65 men and no corn cob holders"

ducktapehero · **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:23:11 PM

Quote from: GraysonK on August 18, 2009, 02:52:11 PM

Nuphoria- "I have a love hate relationship with this thread at the moment. It's like watching porn with a chastity belt on"

Quote from: Swiss Man on August 26, 2009, 11:15:37 PM

I think that is my favorite quote.

+1 That is a great quote.

Neil · **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

Quote from: Spork on September 02, 2009, 11:19:00 PM

....I'm the Ginger one with the inflation valve in my belly button...

Freudian Frog · **Reply #44 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:19:26 PM

A bit of NECROMANCY!

Quote from: nuphoria on September 16, 2009, 12:51:01 PM

I do like a nice stick

Really, Nuphie? Really?

Shane769 · **Reply #45 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:38:29 PM

Quote from: GraysonK on August 18, 2009, 02:52:11 PM

Nuphoria- "I have a love hate relationship with this thread at the moment. It's like watching porn with a chastity belt on"

Okay... that is an amazing quote!

AHB · **Reply #46 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:39:14 PM

Quote from: Neil on September 15, 2009, 12:37:26 AM

I believe it may have had something to do with me twakking the frog earlier

Priceless..

GraysonK · **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2009, 01:37:03 AM

Nuphoria: "Oh that's a shame, I was hoping this was something suitable for left hand carry"

ducktapehero · **Reply #48 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:32:34 PM

I thought I'd bring this back, everyone seemed to enjoy it.

Mike LOTS

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Hippo's are the ex wives of the animal world

rp252

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But you've got fun-lungs, whilst I've got the boring breathing variety...

Grant

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I think USPS is dating Canada Post's ex girlfriend or something....

J-sews

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Judging by the last picture of Sue's belly I saw, that kid must have a head the size of a watermelon.

nuphoria

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Please bare in mind that The Sun is not fit to wipe your arse with

Neil

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Even my wounds are geeky

Gareth

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I don't remember being taught to flick open a knife in the Boy Scouts....I must have missed that week.

ME

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Here in the US we get our conjugal visit by Uncle Sam every April 15th.

cliosguy

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every time he says "nutnfancy"......man im wasted

Pacu

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I think i may have swine flu. This morning i started coughing up bacon

Greatest Moderator Ever

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I like boobs... big boobs. If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.

More later, as always, feel free to add your own

Benner · **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:02:50 AM

LOL, good ones!

cliosguy · **Reply #50 on:** November 19, 2009, 01:16:17 AM

indeed

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #51 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:03:03 AM

Some fine examples here mate

Gareth · **Reply #52 on:** November 19, 2009, 10:31:18 AM

nuphoria · **Reply #53 on:** November 19, 2009, 10:47:43 AM

Well this is a great thread indeed but I feel I have been horribly misrepresented as some smutty, sex obsessed, sarcastic.... oh.... oopsy

ducktapehero · **Reply #54 on:** November 19, 2009, 04:30:06 PM

This thread is hard to do. C'mom guys, BE MORE FUNNY!!!!

GraysonK · **Reply #55 on:** November 19, 2009, 05:37:36 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on November 19, 2009, 10:47:43 AM

Well this is a great thread indeed but I feel I have been horribly misrepresented as some smutty, sex obsessed, sarcastic.... oh.... oopsy

(Image removed from quote.)

See above

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #56 on:** November 19, 2009, 06:09:43 PM

How about a classic from honorary Multitool.org member, Adam Savage?

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I wasn't trying to put my lips in the vacuum cleaner.

Like we haven't all used that line once or twice....

Def

nuphoria · **Reply #57 on:** November 19, 2009, 06:11:29 PM

LOL... yes, you'd be amazed how many men have turned up at am emergency room with a story along these lines:

I was vaccuming the light fitting naked and it slipped out of my hands

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #58 on:** November 19, 2009, 06:13:22 PM

I was just about to sit down for my usual naked supper when I realized, a second too late, that my son put his gerbil on my chair....

The worst part about me is there is a good chance that if I ever had to utter lines like those, they'd probably be true. I'd tell folks if I was doing something unsavory because I think it would be funny!

Def

Benner · **Reply #59 on:** November 19, 2009, 06:15:01 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on November 19, 2009, 06:13:22 PM

I was just about to sit down for my usual naked supper when I realized, a second too late, that my son put his gerbil on my chair....

The worst part about me is there is a good chance that if I ever had to utter lines like those, they'd probably be true. I'd tell folks if I was doing something unsavory because I think it would be funny!

Def

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