Bike for sale

[Grant Lamontagne]

Def

[J-sews]

Poor guy!    Too bad he had to learn the hard way about wife-speak*



(*a special dialect that all women are able to speak from birth. Usually spoken with a certain "tone" in the voice. All statements mean the opposite of what is really said. For example, "Sure Honey, you can go play cards with your buddies instead of coming with me to visit mother...if  that's what you really want to do.")   

[inkster]

I wear the pants in my house...




When i'm finished with the laundry

[J-sews]

Inky, maybe you should buy that bike. You did say you were getting a new helmet, right?   

[I'm Still Bison]

One more spill,and SWMBO will have mine up for sale

[Grant Lamontagne]

Wives just don't seem to understand that while gravity might beat you once in a while, you win the majority of the time.  You just don't show off as dramatically as gravity does...

Just like my SAKs.  Whenever I get a cut she says maybe it's time to get rid of them.  I point out how many hundreds of times I use them between cuts, and that I am just a more gracious winner than my knives are and don't feel I have to make a big deal of it.

Def