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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2009, 03:03:06 AM »
First Affair

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying smurf!
You've been playing golf!'





The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed d to the nursery
to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'




The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Larry,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Bob had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Bob,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Larry is dead!'



The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned!
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'




The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'




The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess..'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'


I read this on another board and had to laugh

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2009, 06:14:53 AM »
    > ADULT:
    >  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is
    > now growing in the middle.
    > 
    >
    >  BEAUTY PARLOR:
    >  A place where women curl up and dye.
    > 
    > 
    > CANNIBAL:
    >  Someone who is fed up with people.
    > 
    > 
    > CHICKENS:
    >  The only animals you eat before they are born and
    > after they are dead.
    >
    >
    > COMMITTEE:
    >  A body that keeps minutes and
    > wastes hours.
    >
    >
    > DUST:
    >  Mud with the juice squeezed out.
    > 
    >
    > EGOTIST:
    >  Someone who is usually me-deep
    > in conversation.
    >
    > 
    > HANDKERCHIEF:
    >  Cold Storage.
    > 
    > 
    > INFLATION:
    >   Cutting money in half without damaging
    > the paper.
    >
    > 
    >  MOSQUITO:
    >  An insect that makes you like
    > flies better.
    > 
    > 
    > RAISIN:
    >  Grape with a sunburn.
    > 
    > 
    > SECRET:
    >  Something you tell to one person at
    > a time.
    > 
    > 
    > SKELETON:
    >  A bunch of bones with the person
    > scraped off.
    > 
    > 
    > TOOTHACHE:
    > The pain that drives you to extraction.
    > 
    > 
    > TOMORROW:
    >  One of the greatest labor saving devices
    > of today.
    > 
    > 
    > YAWN:
    >  An honest opinion openly expressed.
    > 
    > 
    > WRINKLES:
    >  Something other people have.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2009, 09:24:11 AM »
I'm not going to quote them but both the last two posts made me laugh. :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »
Had a good laugh with those too. :D

Got those frog legs.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2009, 09:13:37 PM »

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2009, 09:52:26 PM »
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

______________________________ 

 

 OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

_____________________________

 

 SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

_____________________________ 

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________ 

 

 HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

______________________________ 

 

 LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

_____________________________ 

 

 DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

_____________________________ 

 

 HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2009, 10:13:02 PM »
 :D :D :D

Keep em coming  :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2009, 11:48:21 PM »
WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING   
 
   
MEN  SHOPPING
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.   Unfortunately, like most men, I found Shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.  Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. 
 
 
Dear Mrs. Hudson 
         
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. J.Hudson are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
     
 1. June 15:   
 Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 2.  July 2:
 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 
 
 3. July  7:
 He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 
         
 4. July  19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away?  This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 
         
 5.  August 4:
 Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.
     
 6.  August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
     
 7.  August 15:
 Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 
 
 8.  August 23:
 When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'    Police were called. 
 
 9.  September 4:
 Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
 
 10.  September 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 
 
 11.  October 3:
 Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 
 
 12.  October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 
 
 14.  October 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 
     
 15.  October 23:
 Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.
 
 One of the clerks passed out.

Def

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« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2009, 11:53:57 PM »
Those were great! I have heard a few of these but many are new to me. thanks

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2009, 12:04:39 AM »
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When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least:
I've actually done that a couple of times. My wife hates it. Another thing I like to do when shopping is fart by people and leave before they know what's going on.

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« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2009, 02:45:41 AM »
How I learned to mind my own business :

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

 

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« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2009, 07:20:00 AM »
The medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2009, 10:28:41 AM »


Okay Okay i love other people falling off stuff   >:D


Heres more !!



And theres something about how this guy goes stiff  :-X :-X



But for those who prefer less pain heres a sneezing Panda  :ahhh :ahhh

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2009, 02:00:05 PM »



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« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2009, 03:57:01 PM »
That sneezing panda is great!

- Terry

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2009, 04:47:25 AM »




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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2009, 10:00:15 AM »
 :rofl:

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« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2009, 09:01:42 PM »
Love it!  :tu: I am a big Swedish Chef and Beaker fan!

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« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2009, 06:36:33 AM »
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My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.

I'm the product of a secret government project.

MOP AND GLO - The floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.

As a matter of fact, I DID sleep in these clothes.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

I don't know why I'm even out of bed.

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)

My gamer fragged your honor student.

The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.

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« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2009, 03:36:04 PM »
They say that blood is thicker than water, but ketchup is even thicker so always do what the nice tomatoes tell you to do....

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« Reply #53 on: October 21, 2009, 03:42:07 PM »

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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2009, 09:02:28 AM »
Watch through these two, trust me it's worth it.




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« Reply #55 on: October 25, 2009, 01:18:32 AM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com[/youtube]
+1  :tu: pretty good

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« Reply #56 on: October 25, 2009, 01:28:12 AM »
Elderly man on a Moped
 

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars ! '

' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
' Why does it cost so much?'

' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'

' No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'

Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do. 
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
The speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !

He slows down to see what it could be
And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

Something whips by him going much faster !

' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator
And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him,
He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari , he gives it more gas
And passes the Moped at 275 mph
And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in  his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out,
And there's nothing he can do !

Suddenly, the Moped plows
Into the back of his Ferrari,
Demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

The old man whispers,
' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror! '.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #57 on: October 25, 2009, 01:50:25 AM »
An Oldie but Goodie  :D

Redneck Medical Terms

    * A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
    * Asphalt describes rectal problems.
    * A condom is a large apartment.
    * Douche is the French word for "twelve.
    * Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
    * A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
    * Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
    * An erection is when Japanese people vote.
    * A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
    * An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
    * Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
    * A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
    * The clitoris is a type of flower.
    * Testacles are found on an octopus.
    * Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
    * Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

    * Benign........What you be after you be eight.
    * Artery...... The study of paintings.
    * Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
    * Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
    * Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
    * CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
    * Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
    * Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
    * Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
    * D & C..........................Where Washington is.
    * Dilate......................... To live long.
    * Enema..........................Not a  friend.
    * Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
    * Fibula..........................A small lie.
    * Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
    * G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.
    * Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
    * Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.
    * Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
    * Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
    * Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
    * Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
    * Node.............................I knew it.
    * Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
    * Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
    * Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
    * Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
    * Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
    * Rectum..........................Damn near killed him.
    * Secretion......................Hiding something.
    * Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
    * Tablet............................A small table.
    * Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
    * Tumor.............................More than one.
    * Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
    * Varicose.........................Near by/close by.

I have been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #58 on: October 25, 2009, 01:55:29 AM »
Quote
Enema..........................Not a  friend.

At least one was right!

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« Reply #59 on: November 03, 2009, 01:25:50 AM »
How to make a perfect marriage work
  • 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
    little beverage, good food and companionship.
    She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
  • 2. We also sleep in separate beds.
    Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas...
  • 3. I take my wife everywhere...
    but she keeps finding her way back.
  • 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
    So I suggested the kitchen.
  • 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
  • 6. She has an electric blender, electric
    toaster and electric bread maker.
    She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
    to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
  • 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
    because there was water in the carburetor.
    I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
  • 8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
    Then the mud fell off.
  • 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
    for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
  • 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
  • 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
    first name was Always.
  • 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months,
    I don't like to interrupt her.
  • 13. The last fight was my fault though.
    My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
    I said, "Dust!"


 

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