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Most useless machine EVER invented!
on: January 05, 2010, 07:05:07 PM


I want one of those!  :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 07:33:48 PM
I love it, someone did that just to do it.  Clever device.
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
Nice, but I like this one better:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c208/

USB Powered Pet Rock:



:D

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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 08:06:16 PM
Quote from: Woz on January 05, 2010, 07:05:07 PM


I want one of those!  :D

 :rofl: I love it. :D :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 08:07:48 PM
It's great..  :rofl:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 08:14:14 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on January 05, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
Nice, but I like this one better:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c208/

USB Powered Pet Rock:

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Great, now I bought a freaking stone...
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
Yes, but it`s a USB powered stone... :D

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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 08:16:35 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on January 05, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
Yes, but it`s a USB powered stone... :D

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So I guess I made an investment ;)
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 09:16:48 PM
Why oh why do I want one of those sodding pet rocks?  :think:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 09:19:35 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:16:48 PM
Why oh why do I want one of those sodding pet rocks?  :think:
And why do I keep watching that video over and over again.?  :think:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 09:21:01 PM
We are sad people.
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:21:01 PM
We are sad people.
Cheers buddy..  :-\
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
Truth hurts huh.  :D

That's for all the Barney pics  >:D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
Truth hurts huh.  :D

That's for all the Barney pics  >:D
You mean like this...?  >:D  >:D  >:D




You brought it on yourself..  :pok:  :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 09:27:59 PM
You are walking a fine line Allan my friend
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 09:28:30 PM
Damn they'd make top Xmas gifts :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 09:30:11 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:27:59 PM
You are walking a fine line Allan my friend (Image removed from quote.)
Here we go again..  ::)
This time Mike should be on my side, right Mike?


Erhh, Mike.?  :pok:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
Err, Mike's my wife remember...

...so yeah he's probably on your side.  :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 09:33:33 PM
Quote from: Woz on January 05, 2010, 07:05:07 PM


I want one of those!  :D

me want, me want, me want!!!!
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 09:36:24 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
Err, Mike's my wife remember...
...so yeah he's probably on your side.  :D
Oh, I haven't heard.  :think:
 Anyways, Congrats guys and please do not post the wedding pics... ;) :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 01:14:25 AM
Quote from: AHB on January 05, 2010, 09:36:24 PM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
Err, Mike's my wife remember...
...so yeah he's probably on your side.  :D
Oh, I haven't heard.  :think:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #21 on: January 06, 2010, 06:19:41 AM
Here's the original  :cheers:

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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #22 on: January 06, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
Err, Mike's my wife remember...

...so yeah he's probably on your side.  :D
No I'm willing to support you in this Ben :)

That Allan's a bloody trouble maker, and should be banned before he causes any more trouble >:( :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #23 on: January 06, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on January 06, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Benner on January 05, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
Err, Mike's my wife remember...

...so yeah he's probably on your side.  :D
No I'm willing to support you in this Ben :)

That Allan's a bloody trouble maker, and should be banned before he causes any more trouble >:( :D
But, but, but Benner started..  >:(  :D
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #24 on: January 06, 2010, 12:36:19 PM
Yeah yeah, likely story  :P
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #25 on: January 06, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on January 05, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
Nice, but I like this one better:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c208/

USB Powered Pet Rock:

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:D

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I am hanging out for the one with a Firewire connection  :D :D :D

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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #26 on: January 06, 2010, 03:20:33 PM
Quote from: MultiMat on January 06, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on January 05, 2010, 08:01:31 PM
Nice, but I like this one better:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c208/

USB Powered Pet Rock:

(Image removed from quote.)

:D

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I am hanging out for the one with a Firewire connection  :D :D :D

nah, everyone knows USB 3.0 is the way forward.
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #27 on: January 06, 2010, 05:17:55 PM
Bluetooth rock?

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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #28 on: January 06, 2010, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on January 06, 2010, 05:17:55 PM
Bluetooth rock?

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That would just be a stone...  :D :D

Brilliant..  :tu:  :rofl:
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Re: Most useless machine EVER invented!
Reply #29 on: January 06, 2010, 05:54:17 PM
Wifi stone? 

Yes, I've recently upgraded to the Granite, which comes standard with 802.11N.  I feel it is a significant update to the older, less secure 802.11G Shale that I used to work with....

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