Oops!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I've just emptied out my Maxpat Jumbo, and lo, my Becker Necker's still in there from last week's walk down the woods!

Wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't been down two school, a high street and an Army recruiting office

Concealable knives suck

[Medic82]

Army recruiting office Something you want to tell us?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Army recruiting office Something you want to tell us?

I work with some young offenders from time to time, and I needed to take him down there for an interview (he's parent's didn't want to know )

They wouldn't take me with my train wreck of a body

[Neil]

Army recruiting office Something you want to tell us?

I work with some young offenders from time to time, and I needed to take him down there for an interview (he's parent's didn't want to know )

They wouldn't take me with my train wreck of a body

  And you're too ancient 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Army recruiting office Something you want to tell us?

I work with some young offenders from time to time, and I needed to take him down there for an interview (he's parent's didn't want to know )

They wouldn't take me with my train wreck of a body

  And you're too ancient 

I I was 6 month's younger I wouldn't be

Besides they had there chance when I was 17, and they said no

[Neil]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

[Neil]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

[Neil]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know I could off lived without it!

But I was only a wee 8 stone lad back then

[Freudian Frog]

Where is the vomiting emoticon?! Eject! EJECT!!


AHHH!

[John]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know I could off lived without it!

But I was only a wee 8 stone lad back then

crikey Mike you were the same weight as my head alone

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know I could off lived without it!

But I was only a wee 8 stone lad back then

crikey Mike you were the same weight as my head alone

I've gained 4 and a half stone since then

[John]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know I could off lived without it!

But I was only a wee 8 stone lad back then

crikey Mike you were the same weight as my head alone

I've gained 4 and a half stone since then

Big head? 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I think it was the uncontrolled drooling when asking about the bayonets that did it 

Have you seen the SA80 Bayonet? It's bloody awful

Now the lady PTI who was doing my physical on the other hand...

So there was an issue with seepage after all

Disturbingly I heard an awful lot of seepage from the other 11 hopeful's at selection after light's out

Too much information!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know I could off lived without it!

But I was only a wee 8 stone lad back then

crikey Mike you were the same weight as my head alone

I've gained 4 and a half stone since then

Big head? 

Not unless the lass in question smiles at me in the 'special' way

[Mr. Whippy]

Where is the vomiting emoticon?! Eject! EJECT!!


AHHH!

hth