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How to deal with annoying people on an airplane

us Offline Gadget Guy

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How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
on: February 06, 2010, 02:49:03 AM
Saw this on another forum:

"I know that in today political climate this is definitely not correct, but then again, how much of what I send out really is. Here is what to do if you are in a plane or in a public place and an annoying person is sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the person sitting next to you.

Have a good trip."

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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 02:53:26 AM
That's bad!   :o


 :rofl:


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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 02:57:43 AM
That's bad!   :o


 :rofl:

and likely to get you shot by the air cops. :o

Funny though. :D
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 02:57:52 AM
Mods: If one single person is offended then please remove this. This is only meant to be fun.   :tu:
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 03:41:07 AM
Lol - that is funny. :D
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 05:24:02 AM
Cute , not offended , just cute .

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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 06:10:53 AM
Cute.....anyone know what the Arabic words mean?  :think:

Here is the cut-n-paste from the bottom of the website. Not sure if the Arabic words say the same thing or not.

"Its only Fun... The page shown here, and Flash animation is used Racist solely for general amusement, and is absolutely not Rate or negative. This content is intended exclusively for People are fun to understand.

Die hier dargestellte Seite und Flash Animation dient lediglich zur allgemeinen Belustigung und ist in keinster weise  Rassistisch oder negativ zu bewerten. Der Inhalt dieser Seite richtet sich ausschließlich an Personen die Spaß verstehen. "
« Last Edit: February 06, 2010, 06:15:40 AM by stressmaster5000 »


england Offline DaveK

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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 12:25:31 PM
Cute.....anyone know what the Arabic words mean?  :think:

Here is the cut-n-paste from the bottom of the website. Not sure if the Arabic words say the same thing or not.

"Its only Fun... The page shown here, and Flash animation is used Racist solely for general amusement, and is absolutely not Rate or negative. This content is intended exclusively for People are fun to understand.

Die hier dargestellte Seite und Flash Animation dient lediglich zur allgemeinen Belustigung und ist in keinster weise  Rassistisch oder negativ zu bewerten. Der Inhalt dieser Seite richtet sich ausschließlich an Personen die Spaß verstehen. "

I saw that! A babel-fish translation if ever I saw one! :D

I took it to mean that it's not intended to be racist, just funny.
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 01:29:32 PM
That is funny  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: cruel to the poor passenger beside you but funny  :D
             


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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 02:07:55 PM
That's brilliant :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #10 on: February 06, 2010, 07:21:52 PM
That's bad!   :o


 :rofl:

and likely to get you shot by the air cops. :o

Funny though. :D
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #11 on: February 06, 2010, 10:55:32 PM
It's old but still Funny...  :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #12 on: February 06, 2010, 11:27:16 PM
I'm sorry I don't get it  :(  :think:




 





















That's classic  :D


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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #13 on: February 06, 2010, 11:59:50 PM
I bet you'd have the whole row of seats to yourself in no time! :D
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #14 on: February 07, 2010, 12:27:03 AM
I bet you'd have the whole row of seats to yourself in no time! :D

Any you very own shiny pair of "bracelets". :_c:

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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #15 on: February 07, 2010, 12:33:38 AM
It's a nice example of how to use a viral silly to get people to your website (where it directs you at the end).
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Re: How to deal with annoying people on an airplane
Reply #16 on: February 07, 2010, 09:28:25 AM
It's a nice example of how to use a viral silly to get people to your website (where it directs you at the end).

True; by that stage you'll be explaining to security that it was only a joke and this 'Gagdet Guy' made you do it  :D
             


 

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