Some late night random thoughts

[jzmtl]

So some random thoughts, I'm sleepy and my brain is working at less than half capacity, so following may not be politically correct and read at your own risk.



Why is it okay for women to go into men's room, but not the other way around?

Just came back from ski trip and it reminded me of something. Some year ago, I was at a ski resort that has serious deficiency of bathrooms, at least for the fairer sex. The men's room was business as usual, but the line at women's was probably 20 plus meters long, OUTSIDE the door. Lots of women decided they don't want to wait, and just walked into men's room and used the stall there. Nobody paid any attention to them, and just went on to do their deeds.

Can you imagine the reverse? Probably not a pretty sight. So much for gender equality they strive for eh? Only equal when there are benefits to be had.

[Pacu]

Cute girl ...but she sounded like she was dropping a logging chain into the commode.

thought running thru your mind at the urinal

[Medic82]

Why on earth does any guy want to use the women's bathroom? I sure as hell don't want to after I read an article in the Norwegian FHM where one of their reporters sat in one of the booths at one of the hippest clubs in Oslo from 10 pm – 3 am. There where girls crying, vomiting, arguing with each other, snorting cocaine, talking about bodily fluids etc etc.

But I see your point dude and I have been thinking about the same thing on a few occasions but found out that it’s better to just let it be

[J-sews]

Good point J but that's just the way it is.  I think its an extension of the old motto: What's hers is hers and whats his is "ours"

[nuphoria]

Rash generalisation here but blokes to seem to like pissing in public, especially after a few beers, whereas women are more likely to try and do it privately. I know there of lots of exceptions to this rule however

If you accept that fact, then you can see why women would assume that men don't care that much about being on display whilst at it! It's all about the lines though - the men's rooms are always quicker if you're desperate.

[Gadget Guy]

Hey if I have to pee, I'm using the ladies restroom. If I have to take a deuce I'll probably just hold it. 

[J-sews]

Rash generalisation here but blokes to seem to like pissing in public, especially after a few beers, whereas women are more likely to try and do it privately. I know there of lots of exceptions to this rule however

If you accept that fact, then you can see why women would assume that men don't care that much about being on display whilst at it! It's all about the lines though - the men's rooms are always quicker if you're desperate.

Damn. I hate when a passionate one-sided discussion is derailed by the voice of reason.

[Dunc]

I was at an outside function one night and they really could have done with more toilets . The Mens had a small queue and the Womans was huge .
   There were two women standing on the end of the mens line so I went and stood infront of them . One of them soon told me I was pushing in to which I replied " I think your in the wrong queue" to which she replied " Have you seen the f*cking size of the womens queue ? " to which I replied  " Do I look like I give a F*ck and thats why I'm glad I'm a bloke "

Can't believe the cheek of accusing me of pushing in 

Of course the whole thing was fuelled by Alcohol 

Dunc

[AHB]

Why on earth does any guy want to use the women's bathroom? I sure as hell don't want to after I read an article in the Norwegian FHM where one of their reporters sat in one of the booths at one of the hippest clubs in Oslo from 10 pm – 3 am. There where girls crying, vomiting, arguing with each other, snorting cocaine, talking about bodily fluids etc etc.

These clubs should spray the toilet lids with WD-40 like alot of clubs do here in Denmark..
Totally ruins the Speed/cocaine when people try to cut it up..  

[Magnus]

Why on earth does any guy want to use the women's bathroom? I sure as hell don't want to after I read an article in the Norwegian FHM where one of their reporters sat in one of the booths at one of the hippest clubs in Oslo from 10 pm – 3 am. There where girls crying, vomiting, arguing with each other, snorting cocaine, talking about bodily fluids etc etc.

These clubs should spray the toilet lids with WD-40 like alot of clubs do here in Denmark..
Totally ruins the Speed/cocaine when people try to cut it up..  

you speak from personal experience? 

[nuphoria]

Voice of reason here

Clubs here have used a kind of mdf grid on the top of the loos to stop people snorting drugs off them and blue lights to prevent people finding veins.... sad old world we live in eh 

I think queue jumpers should be shot whatever the queue was for - scum of the earth!

[Mike]

The women's line is longer because they can't seem to be able to go to the bathroom alone. And if they're man enough to use the urinal or sit on the messed up toilet seats in the men's room I tip my hat to them. Hey, I'm just sayin'.

Mike

[AHB]

These clubs should spray the toilet lids with WD-40 like alot of clubs do here in Denmark..
Totally ruins the Speed/cocaine when people try to cut it up..  

you speak from personal experience? 

If it was my personal experience, don't you think I would have used these icons:   instead.??