Man bag theft on the rise!

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

plasters, paracetamol and a mobile phone.  Got it 

[Gareth]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey?

 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

[Gareth]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

But lacking the 'tache of his later years

[Gareth]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

He actually look in reasonable trim in the original series, but come the time of the films he had obviously felt the need to um...expand...in his role.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies?  

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

He actually look in reasonable trim in the original series, but come the time of the films he had obviously felt the need to um...expand...in his role.

Shame he karked it so early though

[thebullfrog]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies? 

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

He actually look in reasonable trim in the original series, but come the time of the films he had obviously felt the need to um...expand...in his role.

Shame he karked it so early though

Just needed one more post with a massive, redundant quote box in it   

[rp252]

I never liked the term myself, the only time I actually carry a bag is my laptop satchel for university, and it does annoy me a little when people call it a "man bag" but I guess that is what it is....

having said that, it does have my macbook pro in, so I would guard it with my life 

Unless you carry a nappie bag like mine.  Mine doesn't have anything too crazy, a LM ST200, FAK, bright flashlight of some sort, and then the baby's things.

you use a ST200 to change nappies? 

Man sometimes they stink so bad, you have to have something to hold them with.

Strangely I don't miss those days

Yeah, getting house trained really changed your life didn't it mate 

I've stuck my finger up so many arses and into worse places in my job that smells rarely bother me anymore.  After the first few infected ulcers you really stop caring about smelling stuff like that.  Almost vomit inducing.

Aren't you brave for saying stuff like that from the other side of the planet

Hell yeah.  Nothing like 12000 miles of separation to bolster the confidence.

So when does the revenge flight land in Auckland?

Just as soon as I've finished strapping floats onto my bicycle

    Just wait for the meet, then intimately introduce me to the business end of a kukri.

Why I'm giving advice on how to kill me is quite confusing

Well there was that German dude that let himself be eaten, so it's not like your setting a precedent

I take it your defo coming then

I very much intend to come along.  It should be an awesome weekend.

Damn right it will

Just remember your medical bag and tricorder though

Are you saying I shouldn't wear a red jersey? (Image removed from quote.)

 

You just love that smiley don't you

I have to admit that I do, yes.

At least it's the right shape for Scotty

He actually look in reasonable trim in the original series, but come the time of the films he had obviously felt the need to um...expand...in his role.

Shame he karked it so early though

Just needed one more post with a massive, redundant quote box in it   

We'll have to set up a poll about that!