Help Nuphoria get presents

[Hedge Kid]

Since we got stuck on t'other side of the world in a time warp of lovely mountain regions and returned home much later than expected, Nuphoria has not thought about her birthday May 1st)...this means that she hasn't dropped any oh-so-subtle hints or written a list (usually comes with links to the best deals!) which therefore means that I haven't asked the great gods of the internet to deliver her any shiny things 

At this rate, she won't be getting anything (we have a strict rule about no-clutter present giving) so please help stop the impending birthday disaster by listing things you think she may like 

oh and just in case you don't get the urgency of this request
HALP

[Mr. Whippy]

Sharpmaker.

Just sayin'

[Hedge Kid]

Splendid suggestion...she's got one 

[Mr. Whippy]

Olight M51 with a set of rechargeables.

Amazon has a smokin' price on them.   Totally love mine.

[MultiMat]

What about a Skeletool , I think Neil has one for sale 

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Something that I have been very happy with...and have been using every day since I got it...is a 12oz Klean Kanteen insulated widemouth - LINKY

I bought it as a replacement to replace the travel mug I have been using. I can toss it into a bag without worry of spillage.

(Isn't Nuph likely to read this thread and spoil her present? )

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

A sodding huge kukri!

[Zed]

A sodding huge kukri!

dont start on kukri's chrissy       i was that close 

[Hedge Kid]

Olight M51 with a set of rechargeables.

Amazon has a smokin' price on them.   Totally love mine.

Thanks  I'll have a rummage and see if she's got one already 

What about a Skeletool , I think Neil has one for sale 

I've She's already got one!

Something that I have been very happy with...and have been using every day since I got it...is a 12oz Klean Kanteen insulated widemouth - LINKY

I bought it as a replacement to replace the travel mug I have been using. I can toss it into a bag without worry of spillage.

(Isn't Nuph likely to read this thread and spoil her present? )

Hmmm, I like the look of that Klean Kanteen, that may be a good item for her as she's having yet another change of bottle love  Mind you her new insulated Maxped bottle bag rocks so maybe the insulated bottle would be redundant? (I might have to get one for me though  )

Nuph may well read this...or the edited list of possibilities I give her...we have a rather odd view of presents - we try not to give each other (or anyone else) something just for the sake of having a gift in shiny paper. It must be what the person actually wants and or needs. We have a very small living area and a LOT of stuff already! Also Nuph isn't so good at receiving suprises 

However, we have just had the most amazing holiday in the states which was my birthday present from her...so no pressure guys 

A sodding huge kukri!

I think that's more my cup of tea than hers  She'd never get it in her pocket...no good being a secret squirrel with no legs 

Good ideas so far guys...keep on thinking!

[Gareth]

Another axe?  You can never have enough axes.

http://www.chainsawspeSmurfpillsts.co.uk/acatalog/copy_of_Husqvarna_hatchet_35cm.html

http://www.heinnie.com/Survival/Axes-&-Tomahawks/Marbles/Marbles-Hunter-Axe-No.-9/p-484-523-712-4614/

[GraysonK]

Oooh, didn't she just get an iphone?  Does she need any accessories for that?  Like one of the Speck cases?  Or one of the Switcheasy cases that come in particularly snappy color designs?  

Switch easy (Take a look at all their products..I like the Rebel cases myself)
http://www.switcheasy.com/

Speck
http://www.speckproducts.com/products/candyshell/iphone-3g/162

[Hedge Kid]

LOL you lot know Nuph's taste pretty well don't you 

She has the rebel case already in black and red 

She's really hard to get presents for because if she wants something, she buys it for herself with no thought to us lesser mortals who need clues   

[GraysonK]

LOL you lot know Nuph's taste pretty well don't you 

She has the rebel case already in black and red 

She's really hard to get presents for because if she wants something, she buys it for herself with no thought to us lesser mortals who need clues   

I think she and I think WAY too much alike in some ways so I know what I'd get and figure she might like it too.  Well hmmm...think think think...

[GraysonK]

It's a little generic, but how about some ITunes cards?  She could load up her Iphone with apps and stuff with one of those. 

[MultiMat]

A trip to Australia 

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

A sodding huge kukri!

In case of Giant Gummy Polar Bear attack !!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Another axe?  You can never have enough axes.

http://www.chainsawspeSmurfpillsts.co.uk/acatalog/copy_of_Husqvarna_hatchet_35cm.html

http://www.heinnie.com/Survival/Axes-&-Tomahawks/Marbles/Marbles-Hunter-Axe-No.-9/p-484-523-712-4614/

I think Dave (spork) said those hatchets were pretty marginal safety wise (why I never got one)

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Another axe?  You can never have enough axes.

http://www.chainsawspeSmurfpillsts.co.uk/acatalog/copy_of_Husqvarna_hatchet_35cm.html

http://www.heinnie.com/Survival/Axes-&-Tomahawks/Marbles/Marbles-Hunter-Axe-No.-9/p-484-523-712-4614/

I think Dave (spork) said those hatchets were pretty marginal safety wise (why I never got one)

I prefer you use my Porn name...

The Safety axe model is the one I have experience with - AXE - the heads did not have tapered eyes...one was loose and slipped off before I even used it. I purchased two of them as "seconds"...but I expected them to be cosmetic issues...not poor design.

There may have been a redesign...you can see in the current photo that the eye has apparently been changed to a three lobe design (mine are a single oval), which I think is the same as the originals. I don't know if it was done properly and tapered like it should be.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Another axe?  You can never have enough axes.

http://www.chainsawspeSmurfpillsts.co.uk/acatalog/copy_of_Husqvarna_hatchet_35cm.html

http://www.heinnie.com/Survival/Axes-&-Tomahawks/Marbles/Marbles-Hunter-Axe-No.-9/p-484-523-712-4614/

I think Dave (spork) said those hatchets were pretty marginal safety wise (why I never got one)

I prefer you use my Porn name...

The Safety axe model is the one I have experience with - AXE - the heads did not have tapered eyes...one was loose and slipped off before I even used it. I purchased two of them as "seconds"...but I expected them to be cosmetic issues...not poor design.

There may have been a redesign...you can see in the current photo that the eye has apparently been changed to a three lobe design (mine are a single oval), which I think is the same as the originals. I don't know if it was done properly and tapered like it should be.

OK then Mr North

[Hedge Kid]

I.think.we.may.have.cracked.it!

She had a brain fart and remembered a watch she wants! Phew!

On the plus side, I asked her to start thinking about next year (because it's one of those scary birthdays with a zero in it) and she said that she'd like a titanium zimmer frame with tritium inserts and a custom built knife I'd better start saving!

[Magic Bus]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

[Magic Bus]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

[Hedge Kid]

  She's gonna be sooo mad when she reads that you've blamed her too 

Presents mostly sorted now...although suggestions for small things gratefully received.

And no, an F1 isn't among them...although I hear that Ryan has a "used" one for sale 

[Magic Bus]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

Blimey that takes some doing with an F1  

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

A very used one at that

How about some flashlighty goodness?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

Blimey that takes some doing with an F1  

The door got stuck on there carriage, so they used it as a prybar

[Magic Bus]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

Blimey that takes some doing with an F1  

The door got stuck on there carriage, so they used it as a prybar

 

[Hedge Kid]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

Blimey that takes some doing with an F1  

The door got stuck on there carriage, so they used it as a prybar

I'd never use a prybar on my carriage...it might mark it 
_{Thanks her lucky stars that Ryan is off galavanting and is strangely overcome by guilt AGAIN!}