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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
on: April 29, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???



Ever wonder why?

























It's because she smells like a new truck!!   :D

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #1 on: April 29, 2010, 06:56:31 PM
nice upholstery  :tu: particularly like the headrest  >:D
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #2 on: April 29, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
True story:

Several years ago, I was at a track day at Poconos Raceway.  I had brought a BMW R1100S.  On the same day a Ducati club from New Jersey was there.  One woman, swear to God, had on shiny black 2 piece leathers EXACTLY like Trinity from The Matrix.  She even had the same haircut.

We were standing trackside and I asked which Duc was hers--Red 748.  She asked if I had a Duc, I said no, I had my BMW, she turned and walked away.   ???   :P

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #3 on: April 29, 2010, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on April 29, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

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Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new truck!!   :D

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Where's the cup holder >:D :D
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #4 on: April 29, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
It's a stealth cup holder...it's hidden under the lower leather flap
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #5 on: April 29, 2010, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Hedge Kid on April 29, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
It's a stealth cup holder...it's hidden under the lower leather flap
Well that's gonna take too damn long to find then isn't it ::) :D
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #6 on: April 29, 2010, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on April 29, 2010, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Hedge Kid on April 29, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
It's a stealth cup holder...it's hidden under the lower leather flap
Well that's gonna take too damn long to find then isn't it ::) :D
Next you'll be looking for the bottle opener...

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #7 on: April 29, 2010, 10:34:42 PM
Quote from: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on April 29, 2010, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on April 29, 2010, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Hedge Kid on April 29, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
It's a stealth cup holder...it's hidden under the lower leather flap
Well that's gonna take too damn long to find then isn't it ::) :D
Next you'll be looking for the bottle opener...
Isn't the only available on the deluxe, and goth model's? :think:
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #8 on: May 01, 2010, 12:43:13 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #9 on: May 01, 2010, 02:45:22 PM
Men........peas for brains. :rofl: J/K
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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #10 on: May 01, 2010, 03:21:31 PM
Ok looks like it's up to me to do this line...  ::)



Nice airbags  :tu:

I'll get my coat  :D
             

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Reply #11 on: May 01, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Quote from: cerbera147 on May 01, 2010, 03:21:31 PM
Ok looks like it's up to me to do this line...  ::)



Nice airbags  :tu:

I'll get my coat  :D

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