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You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....

spam Offline GraysonK

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You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
on: May 16, 2010, 08:53:38 PM
Shamelessly copying the same type of thread over on Knifeforums.  Let's see how many we can come up with...
You know you are a MT/Knife Nut When:
1. You find yourself working up a household budget to include your MT/Knife cash
2. You go around shaking electronic equipment to see if anything rattles so you have an excuse to take it apart and fix it.
3. You look for screws to tighten or loosen so you can tighten them again.
4. You see light reflect off something shiny and almost give yourself whiplash trying to get a look at it.
5. You have "knife sharpener's mange" on your arms or legs.
6. You spend entirely too much time on MT.O or similar forums.
7. Chako is approaching "MT god" status because of his collection.
8. You're partner or spouse doesn't even bother asking "You need another one?" anymore because he/she knows the answer will always be "Yes".
I have been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!


us Offline EZ822

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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
When every time you go online your wife yells '' You're not ordering another one of those tool things again are you?'' :twak: :D
Erick


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
10. You don't find it the least bit odd when someone says "help the kitties"
11. You have to wear supsenders because a belt just can't hold up, 3 full size MTs and a Fat SAK


Just another weirdo with a beard :B:

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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 03:01:12 AM
12. When you start a conversation with a total stranger because you saw a pocket clip and want to know what they are carrying.


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 04:56:05 AM
12. When you start a conversation with a total stranger because you saw a pocket clip and want to know what they are carrying.

OMG I do that!!!  :P And the mange thing too, I love to make sure my stuff is razor sharp. :tu:


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 05:30:45 AM
12. When you start a conversation with a total stranger because you saw a pocket clip and want to know what they are carrying.
hahaha I was helping a customer pick out a bike today and I couldn't stop looking at the spyderco logo on his knife clip.  I was gonna say something but There were just way too many people to tend to


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 06:18:41 AM
when you find yourself salivating over tools/knives you don't have yet... to the point where you need to replace your keyboard because it short- circuited from your drool. :D


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 07:24:34 AM
13. You run to find your camera before treating a accidental, self inflicted knife wound :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 08:14:12 AM
14. You feel smug when you discover that someone at work hasn't put that screwdriver back that they borrowed  :angel:
Gabba gabba hey!!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 08:27:18 AM
15. When you collection is worth more than your car.
What? Enablers! Are you serrrrious? Where? I dont see any.
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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 08:28:13 AM
13. You run to find your camera before treating a accidental, self inflicted knife wound :D
:rofl:
I have been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 08:29:50 AM
13. You run to find your camera before treating a accidental, self inflicted knife wound :D
:D




16. your starving! some cash has just come in but it only takes 0.0001 of a second to decide a MT/knife will suit your needs better than a week of groceries  :ahhh :D
« Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 08:44:03 AM by John »


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 09:32:30 AM
17. You ask your kids if they have anything to sell on ebay, just to build your paypal funds up.  >:D

 It doesn't work by the way.

Robert


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
18. You're staring at your MT's and SAK's debating over which one or which combination you should carry with you to a child's birthday party in case you need to put something together or fix something or need to replace batteries...
I have been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 04:18:41 PM
19. you can speek at length we you are carry one tool over another


Just another weirdo with a beard :B:

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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #15 on: May 17, 2010, 04:25:13 PM
20. When you pay for something boring like a bill or a haircut & you say too yourself "I could of got 3(or 1) tools with that money"  ::) :D

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Yeh Baby :P >:D >:D


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #16 on: May 17, 2010, 05:02:02 PM
21. If your wife/girlfriends complains about the scary noises you make in the middle of the night when you open and close your tools all the time in bed.
T - `cause i like tea :)


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #17 on: May 17, 2010, 05:37:02 PM
22. you can open any bottle of wine, at any time, yet you don't drink


Just another weirdo with a beard :B:

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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #18 on: May 17, 2010, 07:09:49 PM
23. When you voluntarily hang out with weirdo's like Mike.
I'm back!!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #19 on: May 17, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
24. You'll show this thread to your friends just to prove you're not one  :D


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #20 on: May 17, 2010, 07:33:37 PM
When you tell everyone here at MT.O that you've finally found the perfect tool only to trade it the next day.  :D
Sometimes change is a good thing, other times not so much!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #21 on: May 17, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
26. When Leatherman PSTs and Vic Soldiers become units of currency.
I used to come here a lot.


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #22 on: May 17, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
26. When Leatherman PSTs and Vic Soldiers become units of currency.

What's the exchange rate?  :D


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #23 on: May 17, 2010, 07:40:20 PM
27. when you hide tools from SWMBO "is that a new one"     "no....."    "im sure its different" "thats a nice top your wearing" "thankyou"  
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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 07:41:19 PM
26. When Leatherman PSTs and Vic Soldiers become units of currency.

What's the exchange rate?  :D

It fluctuates ;)
I used to come here a lot.


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #25 on: May 17, 2010, 10:02:04 PM
23. When you voluntarily hang out with weirdo's like Mike.
I'm the closest thing you have to a friend, and even I can't stand the site of you >:(
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #26 on: May 17, 2010, 10:57:07 PM
23. When you voluntarily hang out with weirdo's like Mike.
I'm the closest thing you have to a friend, and even I can't stand the site of you >:(


awwww poor ben  :-[
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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #27 on: May 17, 2010, 11:06:46 PM
28. You use the phrase,, "You never know what you might need it" to defend yourself against skeptical and condescending friends. 
I have been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #28 on: May 18, 2010, 12:19:52 AM
LOL on number 5. :cheers:


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Re: You know you're a MT/Knife Nut When....
Reply #29 on: May 18, 2010, 12:44:37 AM
18. You're staring at your MT's and SAK's debating over which one or which combination you should carry with you to a child's birthday party in case you need to put something together or fix something or need to replace batteries...

Glad to see that I am not the only one :tu: :ahhh


 

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