Funny Drunk Humor

[Ashley]

If your drunk and you know it make a post. 

I did does that answer the question! 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

How's the head now?

[ryan1835]

i was at a party the other day and poured a big handful of salt into someone's drink who i dont like and that was hilarious watching him swig vodka and .....

yeah

[Benner]

I had a few beers last night.  Had no bloody internet though. 

[ryan1835]

yeah but you would have rather had internet and no beer?

its a toughie

[AHB]

I had a few beers last night.  Had no bloody internet though. 

So that's why everything was so peaceful... 

[Benner]

It's still not right now. 

[J-sews]

I had a few beers last night.  Had no bloody internet though. 

No internet?! Uh-oh, you remember what happened the last time you didn't have internet? CLICK









 

[Benner]

Sadly there ain't any fear of that happening!

[Ashley]

My head fills great. I had the best sleep last night I've had in months.

That is funny about putting the salt is his drink.

[zepla]

I get it now. Perhaps that's why she's always so tired    Never mind...

[Ashley]

My head fills great. I had the best sleep last night I've had in months.

That is funny about putting the salt is his drink.

I just realized I spelled feels wrong. HA HA  Must have still be a little on the loopy side. 

[J-sews]

My head fills great. I had the best sleep last night I've had in months.

That is funny about putting the salt is his drink.

I just realized I spelled feels wrong. HA HA  Must have still be a little on the loopy side. 

My head doesn't fill great


Perhaps if I used a funnel...?

[AHB]

My head fills great. I had the best sleep last night I've had in months.

That is funny about putting the salt is his drink.

I just realized I spelled feels wrong. HA HA  Must have still be a little on the loopy side. 

My head doesn't fill great


Perhaps if I used a funnel...?

That might work.. 

[Ashley]

My head doesn't fill great


Perhaps if I used a funnel...?

Must give it a try! 

[AHB]

My head doesn't fill great


Perhaps if I used a funnel...?

Must give it a try! 

Pics.. 

[Kmarr]

Is this a get drunk and post thread or a drunk stories thread?
 

either way I like it!
 Its 5 am where I'm at.  HAPPY HOUR! WHERE'S MY BREWS?!?

[Ashley]

Yep! Get drunk and make a post. Heck just a little loopy will work as well.

[Fisting_Chili]

Ok, my drunk story from my Hawaii visit...

So, I set up a huge shin dig w/old classmates and cousins at a local bar.  Things go great and many beers and shots of patron/crown royal later, I'm feeling fine.  I accidentally ask some cross dressing guy for another order of beers (thought he/she worked there, but was wrong...just good friends w/owner) and I offend him.  As I apologize, he asked me to dance, lol!  I'm an easy going dude and my wife was w/me (laughing in the background with my cousins), so I say yes.  Mrs Chili says I'm too nice, hahahaha!  I've lived for years in San Francisco, so seeing dudes dressed like girls is nothing new to me and no big thing.

Anyway, we dance just for short rest of song playing (was up there w/bunch of friends too, so was like a big group dance anyway) and go our separate ways.  Cousin is teasing the hell outta me and we are all laughing about it good naturedly.  Later, dude corners me coming out of the bathroom wanting my phone number.  Uh...no.  But I'm being cool about it and and don't want to be a dick, so I give her/him a number.  Mrs Chili comes over to rescue me  but I waved her off and she goes back to table laughing, thinking, "OK....I tried."  Give dude number and he goes home.

Get back to table and my cousin is reeeeeally teasing me now....all in fun.  About 30 mins later my cousin's phone rings.  "hello?"  As I sit across from him trying not to laugh out loud, I watch it slowly dawn on his face who he is talking to and his eyes turn to me in shock.

I gave the guy my cousin's phone number and at last count, he had received 3 calls from the guy!  Hahahahaha!  Who is laughing now, cuz??   We are all still talking about my cousin Bryce and his new buddy!

[Ashley]

Sounds like your cousin may have made a great new friend. :rolf:

[GraysonK]

Ok, my drunk story from my Hawaii visit...

So, I set up a huge shin dig w/old classmates and cousins at a local bar.  Things go great and many beers and shots of patron/crown royal later, I'm feeling fine.  I accidentally ask some cross dressing guy for another order of beers (thought he/she worked there, but was wrong...just good friends w/owner) and I offend him.  As I apologize, he asked me to dance, lol!  I'm an easy going dude and my wife was w/me (laughing in the background with my cousins), so I say yes.  Mrs Chili says I'm too nice, hahahaha!  I've lived for years in San Francisco, so seeing dudes dressed like girls is nothing new to me and no big thing.

Anyway, we dance just for short rest of song playing (was up there w/bunch of friends too, so was like a big group dance anyway) and go our separate ways.  Cousin is teasing the hell outta me and we are all laughing about it good naturedly.  Later, dude corners me coming out of the bathroom wanting my phone number.  Uh...no.  But I'm being cool about it and and don't want to be a dick, so I give her/him a number.  Mrs Chili comes over to rescue me  but I waved her off and she goes back to table laughing, thinking, "OK....I tried."  Give dude number and he goes home.

Get back to table and my cousin is reeeeeally teasing me now....all in fun.  About 30 mins later my cousin's phone rings.  "hello?"  As I sit across from him trying not to laugh out loud, I watch it slowly dawn on his face who he is talking to and his eyes turn to me in shock.

I gave the guy my cousin's phone number and at last count, he had received 3 calls from the guy!  Hahahahaha!  Who is laughing now, cuz??   We are all still talking about my cousin Bryce and his new buddy!

[Kmarr]

Ok, my drunk story from my Hawaii visit...

So, I set up a huge shin dig w/old classmates and cousins at a local bar.  Things go great and many beers and shots of patron/crown royal later, I'm feeling fine.  I accidentally ask some cross dressing guy for another order of beers (thought he/she worked there, but was wrong...just good friends w/owner) and I offend him.  As I apologize, he asked me to dance, lol!  I'm an easy going dude and my wife was w/me (laughing in the background with my cousins), so I say yes.  Mrs Chili says I'm too nice, hahahaha!  I've lived for years in San Francisco, so seeing dudes dressed like girls is nothing new to me and no big thing.

Anyway, we dance just for short rest of song playing (was up there w/bunch of friends too, so was like a big group dance anyway) and go our separate ways.  Cousin is teasing the hell outta me and we are all laughing about it good naturedly.  Later, dude corners me coming out of the bathroom wanting my phone number.  Uh...no.  But I'm being cool about it and and don't want to be a dick, so I give her/him a number.  Mrs Chili comes over to rescue me  but I waved her off and she goes back to table laughing, thinking, "OK....I tried."  Give dude number and he goes home.

Get back to table and my cousin is reeeeeally teasing me now....all in fun.  About 30 mins later my cousin's phone rings.  "hello?"  As I sit across from him trying not to laugh out loud, I watch it slowly dawn on his face who he is talking to and his eyes turn to me in shock.

I gave the guy my cousin's phone number and at last count, he had received 3 calls from the guy!  Hahahahaha!  Who is laughing now, cuz??   We are all still talking about my cousin Bryce and his new buddy!

[Ashley]

Seen this and thought of this post.