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Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
on: June 17, 2010, 05:00:14 PM
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This came from Ari today a yourick skull bead from county.com  :cheers: mate  ;)

It took awhile to swim across the pond and it seems it grew some hair on the way,I guess hair really does continue to grow on the dead  :ahhh

I need to get the razor out right away,alas poor yorick needs a hair cut  :rofl:








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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 05:01:11 PM
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Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 12:42:16 AM
You are a crazy MVFK!  :rofl:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 12:46:19 AM
Me thinks today John was very, very bored  :rofl:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 12:48:23 PM
Guilty to all of the above  :D but wait! Yorick has refused a hair cut and has escaped from his poly bag and is believed to be armed  :ahhh good thing I have CCTV set up and I'm monitoring "the sad turn of events" 24hrs,I hope this ends well  :rofl:

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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 01:55:17 PM
That's one funky skull John!

Now I wonder what you are going to use it on??   :D


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 04:54:07 PM
If you see Yorick do not approach him it seems he's a master at skulduggery and is a dangerous/desperate individual NOW!  :D



CCTV picked up this scene moments ago >:(


 Yorick is WANTED now for the murder of BONES :ahhh


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 04:58:35 PM
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 08:16:24 PM
Latest CCTV still,Yorick on the move,where's he heading?  :D  






Oh! great now the nut has transport :ahhh I'll add grand theft truck Auto to the list of offenses  :D
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #9 on: June 18, 2010, 10:39:13 PM
Anyone else thinking that John's probably been snorting the results of his latest fire? :D
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 10:46:01 PM
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You nutter John. :D
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #11 on: June 18, 2010, 11:28:45 PM
is this yorick in disguise ?  :rofl:



 Hold on! can anyone identify this dude driving south?  looks like yorick!!!  :ahhh



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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 12:43:47 AM
 :ahhh  :D :D


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 09:32:57 AM
then men in white coats will be coming for john soon  :rofl:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 10:01:52 AM
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #15 on: June 20, 2010, 01:12:15 AM
This thread is a riot!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #16 on: June 20, 2010, 05:32:04 PM


Fins are certainly looking bad for Yorick  :dwts:

There's something fishy about this whole thread  :bnghd:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #17 on: June 20, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
 :rofl:

I just hope his final sentence isn't hanging at the end of a rope.  :D

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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #18 on: June 20, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
I may have seen him earlier...



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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #19 on: June 20, 2010, 07:26:05 PM
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The one on the right,right!  :think:  :D



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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #20 on: June 20, 2010, 07:37:09 PM
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 can't wait to see what happens next.. :D


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #21 on: June 20, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
New CCTV stills  :ahhh   :ahhh just in moments ago  :o


Seems Yorick has upped the ante and breached the armory OMG!!!   



And picture zoomed in....yep confirmed it's YORICK  :ahhh



Ok Yorick is armless,legless and has nobody to care for  :think: don't let that fool you he's cunning and dangerous non the less,take care out there tonight guys and don't have nightmares  :salute:





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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #22 on: June 20, 2010, 08:44:41 PM

He reminds me of someone  :think:
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #23 on: June 20, 2010, 08:48:04 PM
OMFG  :ahhh


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #24 on: June 20, 2010, 08:54:14 PM

What do you mean “she's my sister”!?  :ahhh :o :-[ :o




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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #25 on: June 20, 2010, 11:44:49 PM
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I think the lady's got a point.  Sorry John. :-\
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #26 on: June 20, 2010, 11:52:41 PM
It is the only way to be sure. >:D  Better a thousand innocents nuked than one renegade skull with hair going free.


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #27 on: June 21, 2010, 12:11:34 AM
johns dog must look like a monk now :P
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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #28 on: June 21, 2010, 08:25:01 PM
johns dog must look like a monk now :P

Shsh!!!!!!!!!!! that's my wife's hair I'm using  ;) :rofl:


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Re: Alas poor yorick arrives but! WTH
Reply #29 on: June 22, 2010, 08:12:45 PM
Latest CCTV still,Yorick on the move,where's he heading?  :D  
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Oh! great now the nut has transport :ahhh I'll add grand theft truck Auto to the list of offenses  :D

He Trieeeeed to kill me with a forkliiiiift!

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