Stupid desert island senario

[Viper]

By the way, I noticed that 3-4 of the Mythbusters have old Waves. Either they just share one, the had a deal with Leatherman, or the bought a bunch on wholesale, because they break 5-6 every episode behind the scenes. 

[jock1]

What other ''can do'' women are there? (real one's lara croft doesn't count ;D)

the only on we've got over here is charlie dimmock, and frankly I'd rather not!

I am generally wary of a woman who could take me if it came to a square go

[CQC-7]

3 women, that would be terrible.  What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.  If they did you could just go to the other side of the island for a week.  If they did not you would just have 3 of 4 crappy weeks of the month. 

Here are my three picks:

My wife, for obvious reasons

My mother to sacrifice to the gods.

and then there is Rosie O'donnell  YOU ARE ON AN ISLAND!!!!  THINK OF ALL THE SHARKS YOU COULD CATCH WITH THAT MUCH BAIT!!

[665ae]

3 women, that would be terrible.  What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.

That's why you take one older lady... post menopause

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

3 women, that would be terrible.  What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.

That's why you take one older lady... post menopause

Yeah but then they'll have brittle bones, so you'll have to be extra careful doing the rude stuff ;D

[665ae]

3 women, that would be terrible.  What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.

That's why you take one older lady... post menopause

Yeah but then they'll have brittle bones, so you'll have to be extra careful doing the rude stuff ;D

Not THAT old!

[CQC-7]

Crap, I made a typo.  I meant to sacrifice my mother in law to the gods, not my mother.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Crap, I made a typo.  I meant to sacrifice my mother in law to the gods, not my mother.

Just be glad your mum's not a member here to spot your mistake ;D

Beside's I don't think they'll be much room in this volcano as everyone's planing on lobbing the mother in law's in

[Grant Lamontagne]

Maybe his mother is a member here and that's why he's backpedaling!

Def

[CQC-7]

No, my mother is not a member here.  She always asks me what is hanging on my belt every time that I visit her.  So, she has no idea what a multitool is.

I am concerned however about this volcano.  How wide is it?  My mother in law might go in better in smaller segments.  Does that still constitute a sacrifice?   What about the pineapple gods will they be upset?

[Grant Lamontagne]

That depends on whether or not you use a multitool or a power tool!

Def

[J-sews]

I can't take my mother-in-law. She's meaner and stronger than I am. She would probably chuck me into the volcano. 

[Grant Lamontagne]

Either way, you'd be rid of her....  ;D

If it were my mother in law, she'd jump in after me just so she could bitch and moan all the way to Hell with me!

Def

[CQC-7]

sounds familliar