2ND STAR

[jock1]

I must be spending too much time on this forum as I seem to have acquired a second star.Seriously you guys are great and have been a big help it's good to hang out with people who don't think I'm a serial killer 'cause I have a S.A.K /Multi tool in my pocket

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I must be spending too much time on this forum as I seem to have acquired a second star.Seriously you guys are great and have been a big help it's good to hang out with people who don't think I'm a serial killer 'cause I have a S.A.K /Multi tool in my pocket

It's just one more steep on the road to having no life ;D

Ps we have our suspitions that you might be a serial killer ;D

[jock1]

Have you watched the programme DEXTER on the FX channel

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Have you watched the programme DEXTER on the FX channel

Nope but I know what it's about and I'm frighted now

[jock1]

I am going now as i ahve a window ledge to sand and paint (my boy tried a little graffitti art) you guys are too much of a distraction SWMBO is the only thing that scares me and I told her it would be done

[Roadie]

Have you watched the programme DEXTER on the FX channel

Nope but I know what it's about and I'm frighted now

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I am going now as i ahve a window ledge to sand and paint (my boy tried a little graffitti art) you guys are too much of a distraction SWMBO is the only thing that scares me and I told her it would be done

Best do as you told then mate ;D

[Grant Lamontagne]

That's OFFICER Serial Killer to you mate!

Def

[665ae]

I still say looking like a serial killer is fun.  I'm in the process of growing my scraggly unkept beard again so I can complete the look

[Grant Lamontagne]

I'm sure your new wife will appreciate that!

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Bugger! I've got a beard and very short hair on my bonce, do you reckon that's why no-one will walk on the same side of the street as me

I'd assumed it was my BO ;D

[Grant Lamontagne]

Well there's that too...

Seems to me we've never seen a pic of you Micky... what are you hiding from? 

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Well there's that too...

Seems to me we've never seen a pic of you Micky... what are you hiding from? 

Def

I'm worried interpol visit's this site ;D

[Grant Lamontagne]

Only the Interpol guys who have no life... 

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Only the Interpol guys who have no life... 

Def

;D ;D

Truth is I've had no luck up loading my picture's on to the site as there all to big

I've tried imageshack but so far no joy

[Grant Lamontagne]

Right click on the picture in your My Pictures folder (or wherever it is) go to "Open With" and select Paint (or MS Paint or whatever version is listed).  When it opens, go to "Image" along the top, select "Stretch/Skew" and change the numbers to whatever percentage you think will be appropriate.  There's some fiddling involved until you get the right size, and make certain that both boxes have the same number in them, or else you'll have a Silly Putty picture when you are done.

Then go to File -> Save As and save under a new name so you don't destroy your original picture.  I usually put an "01" or "a" at the end of the original filename to keep them organized.  Then, check the size by right clicking on the new file you made and selecting Properties.  If it's still too big, repeat the instructions above, only don't bother saving with a new name after that.  Your "01" or "a" name is fine, as long as the original is safe.

If it's too small, you can always try again using the original.

Def

[jock1]

Bugger! I've got a beard and very short hair on my bonce, do you reckon that's why no-one will walk on the same side of the street as me

I'd assumed it was my BO ;D

I wouldn't worry about it I have that effect on most folk and they ain't close enough to smell my b.o . But I know I'm a lover not a fighter(honest) even if nobody else does

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Round about way of going about it but here's me mug

Sheild the image from your children and your women if they like wrong'ns ;D

btw this is me trying to smile

[jock1]

Mate I have seen worse they were usually serving twenty years plus and in solitary confinement at the time .But as I said I have seen worse  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS Just showed your pic to SWMBO she said we could be twins 

[Grant Lamontagne]

No wonder you never showed us a pic of you... 

Seriously, I wouldn't be too terrified of you.  Maybe you could show what a nice chap you are by wearing pink bunny ears?

 

Def

[Grant Lamontagne]

See?  Much better, isn't it?

Def

[Grant Lamontagne]

Good thing you had your shirt on in that picture, I could see how you could scare people!

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Mate I have seen worse they were usually serving twenty years plus and in solitary confinement at the time .But as I said I have seen worse  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS Just showed your pic to SWMBO she said we could be twins 

Bruv is that you?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

See?  Much better, isn't it?

Def

I'm no where near drunk enough to find that funny ;D

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Good thing you had your shirt on in that picture, I could see how you could scare people!

Def

Bugger I hadn't realised you wanted body shot's too ;D

Thanks for helping dig out that archive shot for me ;D

[Grant Lamontagne]

In the last one you kinda look like Stone Cold Steve Austin!



Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

In the last one you kinda look like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

(Image removed from quote.)

Def

tisk tisk tisk, He's got nothing on me ;D

[Grant Lamontagne]

An dat's da bottom line, cuz Micky D said so! 

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

An dat's da bottom line, cuz Micky D said so! 

Def

Oh I wish that were true

[Grant Lamontagne]

It could be if you drank lots of beer and filled your boss's new convertible with concrete...

Def