A thread for the smoker

[Gareth]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

[Mr. Whippy]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

[Sazabi]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I agree; he looks as if he'd melt under the heat of an interrogation lamp.

[Gareth]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I agree; he looks as if he'd melt under the heat of an interrogation lamp.

He, and so my pipe, is now totally buried under a couple of feet of snow.   Sneaky I say.

[Benner]

Life has delayed this a bit.

Still happening tho.

[Gareth]

Well don't tell my wife, but I picked up a pipe the other day and had it out with me last night.  Very nice to smoke but it don't half smell.

[Woz]

I used to smoke, but when i reached the magic mark of 100 cigarettes a day, I quit. Now it is 4years since I stopped smoking, but I still have a nice cigar from time to time. I even have 5-10 cigarettes a year, for sometimes, when I'm drunk, I try one again.

Smoking cigars is nice, I like a good smoke and a nice drink. I sometimes have Cubans, but I prefer cigars from the Republic Dominican and honduras...

[AHB]

Some day...

[Gareth]

This is what I went for.

[AHB]

This is what I went for.

Nice one Gareth, I had one very similar to yours.. 
Enjoy.. 

[nuphoria]

I'm no expert on pipes, but this one folds up so it's got to score highly on gadgetyness

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VERY-RARE-VEST-POCKET-FOLD-AWAY-PIPE-VAN-RAALTE-LONDON-/250738670344?pt=UK_Collectables_Tobacciana_Smoking_LE&hash=item3a61307b08

[Mr. Whippy]

All this time I thought y'all were talking about one of these:

[ducktapehero]

Geeze. Can't even trust a snowman--friggin' thief!

Are we sure it's a snowMAN? I don't see any snowballs. 

[Gareth]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I let nature take it's course and I'm happy to report that he's now a puddle of slush, a pile of stones and a couple of twigs.

[Mr. Whippy]

Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf.   Thieving little git.

 

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I let nature take it's course and I'm happy to report that he's now a puddle of slush, a pile of stones and a couple of twigs.

Went to pieces, did he?

[glorn]

This is what I went for.


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Lovely! And not much different from my own billiard. 

I had a nice drive on Friday for work (about an hour and a half) and my pipe was ablaze the entire trip out and back.

A long drive into the forest is a good time for a pipe. 

[glorn]

Some day...

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Beautiful!

Why not today?

[AHB]

Some day...

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Beautiful!

Why not today?

I quit smoking about 15 months ago and promised my girls not to start again..
But when I'm 70 it's a whole different story..

[glorn]

Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 

[AHB]

Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 

I used to have 3 pibes round the house (cigarettes at work), so I know exactly what you mean..

Nicely put btw.. 

[glorn]

Nicely put btw.. 

Some say I have a way with words. 

[Gareth]

Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 

 

[ryan1835]

Some day...

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Beautiful!

Why not today?

I quit smoking about 15 months ago and promised my girls not to start again..
But when I'm 70 it's a whole different story..

and you also said if you start again i get the powercut 

[glorn]

Benner bump

[edcgear]

I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?

[AHB]

I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?

Do it..  The only kind of smoke I really miss after quitting..

[jerseydevil]

I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?

I love my pipes. I tend to smoke them when just hanging around the house, not so much when out and about. That's starting to change, though, as I'm trying (not too hard, but trying) to quit cigarettes. Smoking a pipe also gives me an excuse to collect another thing!