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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Back in Uniform
on: October 25, 2007, 08:25:46 PM
In just a little over 24 hours, I'll be following my age old ritual of putting on a uniform, something I haven't done in a few years.  I'm going back to working bars a few nights a week, and I have to say I am really looking forward to it.  The pay isn't great, but then it never is.  I always enjoyed working the bars, even when I didn't care for the bar I was working in. 

So, if you find yourself near a pint, raise it up and celebrate with me!

 :cheers:

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 09:05:42 PM
Nice one Def  :cheers: When you say working bars in a uniform do you mean security or serving in the bar ?

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 09:16:42 PM
Security.  If they put me in charge of the booze, no one else would get any! :P

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 09:17:37 PM
I thought he meant as a stripper :o :o

All the best mate, I hope the native don't get to rowdy on your first night :)
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 09:44:30 PM
Def I speak for every member here  ;)  soooo




Also we want to know all about your EDC , from some of your posts in the past I understand this may have changed alot from your younger years .
  Really hope it goes ok for you Def   :police:

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 09:46:24 PM
Def I speak for every member here  ;)  soooo

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Also we want to know all about your EDC , from some of your posts in the past I understand this may have changed alot from your younger years .
  Really hope it goes ok for you Def   :police:

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 09:57:27 PM
In just a little over 24 hours, I'll be following my age old ritual of putting on a uniform, something I haven't done in a few years.  I'm going back to working bars a few nights a week, and I have to say I am really looking forward to it.  The pay isn't great, but then it never is.  I always enjoyed working the bars, even when I didn't care for the bar I was working in. 

So, if you find yourself near a pint, raise it up and celebrate with me!

 :cheers:

Def
                       That's all you'd really want or need...a bunch of drunken rowdies with multi-tools...We could really take the place apart.........literally :cheers:
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 10:23:14 PM
In just a little over 24 hours, I'll be following my age old ritual of putting on a uniform, something I haven't done in a few years.  I'm going back to working bars a few nights a week, and I have to say I am really looking forward to it.  The pay isn't great, but then it never is.  I always enjoyed working the bars, even when I didn't care for the bar I was working in. 

So, if you find yourself near a pint, raise it up and celebrate with me!

 :cheers:

Def
                       That's all you'd really want or need...a bunch of drunken rowdies with multi-tools...We could really take the place apart.........literally :cheers:
Sound's like a great idea for the annual MT.O christmas party >:D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 10:53:44 PM
There will probably be a multi making it's way onto my Uncle Mike's web belt.  Most importantly it needs to have a very solid, black (preferably nylon weave, not leather) sheath.  It needs to "fit in" with everything else, and it needs to be low key, and in the event of poop hitting the fan (which I doubt very much at this place) it needs to stay on the belt.

I am thinking Surge, but I may lean towards SwissTool.  I'll let you know.  As for pictures, imagine my old pic, only with a belt that stretches more! :P

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 02:58:34 AM
Hehe, sounds like there's gonna be a new sheriff in town!  :police:
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 04:15:02 AM
Good luck Def.  Go with a Swisstool, its heavier and can add some weight to your end of the argument if needed. :twak:


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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 12:36:52 PM
Not long to go now mate, nervous ???
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 12:52:52 PM
In just a little over 24 hours, I'll be following my age old ritual of putting on a uniform, something I haven't done in a few years.  I'm going back to working bars a few nights a week, and I have to say I am really looking forward to it.  The pay isn't great, but then it never is.  I always enjoyed working the bars, even when I didn't care for the bar I was working in. 

So, if you find yourself near a pint, raise it up and celebrate with me!

 :cheers:

Def
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 01:36:16 PM
Thanks Jock- I've been at this security stuff for a long time, and I always saw bars as "the easy way" since you always have folks (other doormen, patrons, wait staff, bartenders etc) watching your back.  It's a "safe" environment compared to the other places I've worked at!

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #15 on: October 26, 2007, 07:29:19 PM
I take your point Boss nothing worse than feeling like General Custer at the Little Big Horn.Fortunately the bad guys keep losing  :D


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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #16 on: October 27, 2007, 05:47:56 PM
How did the your shift go boss?


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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #17 on: October 27, 2007, 06:24:19 PM
Congrats and good luck, Def!  :cheers:  So, how'd it go and how was the eye candy?
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #18 on: October 27, 2007, 10:42:06 PM
www.montes.ca

Nice bar, and I had a great time!  Good bunch of people, great music and a pretty tame crowd.

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #19 on: October 27, 2007, 10:45:43 PM
Mmmm....good to see there are nurses there in case of an emergency.  :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #20 on: October 28, 2007, 05:38:29 AM
Mmmm....good to see there are nurses there in case of an emergency.  :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #21 on: October 28, 2007, 12:14:38 PM
Without those lower jaw teeth she'd be about perfect then  ;)
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #22 on: October 28, 2007, 05:17:34 PM
Without those lower jaw teeth she'd be about perfect then  ;)

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #23 on: October 28, 2007, 07:53:38 PM
What?  :angel: :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #24 on: October 29, 2007, 12:27:23 AM
It took me about 10 minutes to get that joke... I'm really sloooooow tonight  :cheers:  :drink:
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #25 on: October 29, 2007, 03:41:05 AM
Without those lower jaw teeth she'd be about perfect then  ;)

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                 Oh,I absolutely agree about the lower teeth :D And getting back on topic..she did fill the uniform VERY well.
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #26 on: October 29, 2007, 09:03:50 AM
Without those lower jaw teeth she'd be about perfect then  ;)
Good one mate :D :D
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Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 04:34:04 AM
Hehe, the way I heard the joke, she also needed to be about three feet tall and have a flat head in order to be perfect.  :)
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 11:28:34 AM
Hehe, the way I heard the joke, she also needed to be about three feet tall and have a flat head in order to be perfect.  :)
Well if you ever meet her, give here my email address :D
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Reply #29 on: October 30, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Hehe, the way I heard the joke, she also needed to be about three feet tall and have a flat head in order to be perfect.  :)
Well if you ever meet her, give here my email address :D
            If she's only but 3 ft tall,it should be easy to just pack her up and mail her to you >:D
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