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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #30 on: October 30, 2007, 04:36:05 PM
Hehe, the way I heard the joke, she also needed to be about three feet tall and have a flat head in order to be perfect.  :)
Well if you ever meet her, give here my email address :D
            If she's only but 3 ft tall,it should be easy to just pack her up and mail her to you >:D
Make sure you put hole's in the box, otherwise I'll be sending her to Benner for disposal :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 05:09:38 PM
Here you go guys, Doorman Def for your viewing pleasure.

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 05:18:23 PM
I'm not sure it's the steely eyes or the whiskers that have me the most scared :o :o

Are you wearing tabby boots to go with all that black ??? :P
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 05:37:35 PM
Nope, steel toed work boots.  In black of course!

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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 06:21:52 PM
Nope, steel toed work boots.  In black of course!

Def
Of course Grasshopper, of course :D

So are you back in the swing of it now ???
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #35 on: October 30, 2007, 06:51:08 PM
Hehe, the way I heard the joke, she also needed to be about three feet tall and have a flat head in order to be perfect.  :)
Well if you ever meet her, give here my email address :D
            If she's only but 3 ft tall,it should be easy to just pack her up and mail her to you >:D
Make sure you put hole's in the box, otherwise I'll be sending her to Benner for disposal :D
:D LOL  :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #36 on: October 30, 2007, 06:53:27 PM
I'm bearing you in mind or the day when I finally have enough of my ex-wife >:D >:D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #37 on: October 30, 2007, 07:04:18 PM
I'm bearing you in mind or the day when I finally have enough of my ex-wife >:D >:D

That was a while ago wasn't it?!?   :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #38 on: October 30, 2007, 08:39:29 PM
Ex-wives are like bad odors...they linger forever :cry:
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #39 on: October 30, 2007, 10:23:12 PM
I'm bearing you in mind or the day when I finally have enough of my ex-wife >:D >:D

That was a while ago wasn't it?!?   :D
About 3 hours after I'd met her ::)
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #40 on: October 30, 2007, 10:24:15 PM
Ex-wives are like bad odors...they linger forever :cry:
I dunno there are some pretty potent sprays for nasty niffs :D

Nothing short of anthrax will see her off >:D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #41 on: October 30, 2007, 10:35:32 PM
Be careful if anything happens to her you will be the first suspect
We CAN COME TO SOME ARRANGEMENT REMEMBER HITCHCOCKS STRANGERS ON A TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #42 on: October 30, 2007, 10:37:40 PM
I'm bearing you in mind or the day when I finally have enough of my ex-wife >:D >:D

That was a while ago wasn't it?!?   :D
About 3 hours after I'd met her ::)

 :D :D :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #43 on: October 30, 2007, 10:38:08 PM
Be careful if anything happens to her you will be the first suspect
We CAN COME TO SOME ARRANGEMENT REMEMBER HITCHCOCKS STRANGERS ON A TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll start saving for a ticket now then :D
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #44 on: October 31, 2007, 04:10:09 AM
Sheesh...you guys are tempting me to break up with my wife just so I can participate in the discussion!  :P

Here you go guys, Doorman Def for your viewing pleasure.

Def

Back on track:
So Def, have you had any worthwhile incidents to report yet?
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #45 on: October 31, 2007, 01:36:37 PM
Nope.  It's a nice quiet bar.  Well, quiet as far as incidents go anyway- the bands do get a little loud, but that's not a bad thing either.

It's a nice place- if anyone should make it up this way, I'd certainly take them for a beer there!

Def
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Re: Back in Uniform
Reply #46 on: October 31, 2007, 10:45:40 PM
Nope.  It's a nice quiet bar.  Well, quiet as far as incidents go anyway- the bands do get a little loud, but that's not a bad thing either.

It's a nice place- if anyone should make it up this way, I'd certainly take them for a beer there!

Def

Dang, we were hoping for some exciting stories.  :(


Maybe you could quit and get a job in a different bar in the rough section of town?  :D
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