But first ... What are you guys doing to me??!!
I’ve not been here two minutes and when I signed up my SAK inventory was a Tourist, a Deluxe Tinker and a Swissgrip. I’ve now got a Minigrip, undisclosed developments in the embryonic stage courtesy of Neil’s giveaway, and these four new arrivals:
Vic Silver Alox Rambler
Vic Ruby Manager
Vic Brushed Stainless Money Clip
Wenger Motorist
Is it just me, or is Wenger like the slightly eccentric relative of the suave, sophisticated and debonair Victorinox? Wenger to me is like a weird Uncle who amuses you with his madcap ramblings, and despite moments of sheer brilliance can be such a goofball at the same time. A kindly misunderstood genius, not always taken seriously, and who always seems to be wearing “those trousers”.
For me the Wenger Motorist highlights this quite nicely for me.
Here is a tool which was bought on a whim – saw it – thought “that’s different” – bought it. As each tool was unfolded I swayed between thinking “WOW” and “WHY”. There is so much that Wenger got right on this of piece kit in my opinion ... but not everything.
Knife blade ... tried and tested SAK blade - Great
Cap Lifter ... superior bottle opener, locking driver blade - FANTASTIC!!
Can Opener ... World’s finest – Excellent !!!
Scissors ... small, but perfectly formed & the serrations are VERY well done - Great
In-line Phillips Driver ... a little stumpy maybe, but locking and central enough to not be awkward - Marvellous
Corkscrew ... it’s a classic ... it’s a winner
Metal File ... it’s a ... SAK file ...nice, but limited
Nail file ... same story ... but do we really need both?
Pliers ...
“MUM – Uncle Wenger’s drinking the paint thinners again!!” Adjustable – great move, Profile and aesthetics – very nice, Bypass Cutters – the offset holes are cool ... so why another set at the base of the pliers in the conventional place, Crimper – applying one lever to multiply forces on another lever – sheer genius, Overall size, fit’s the tool nicely ... a bit thinner than the Vic equivalent but no major issue, Tang – half the thickness at the base where much of the forces will act ...
“MUM – he’s peeing in the fish tank!!”Awl ... AHHH ... not much thought there – obviously the morning after the paint thinners, but at least it is a GPPT (General Purpose Pokey Thing)
Magnifier ... stylish, useful, bonus points for incorporating a mini driver on its snout ... but WHY is it mounted on such a huge slab of metal ... what’s the rest of it for ... WHY ??
Wrench ... Ermmm ... OK, might be useful to some folks ... if you hadn’t put it halfway down the tool width. How are you going to get anywhere near the nut to be tightened?
Toothpick and Tweezers ... yeah ... well, OK – they tried
This tool looks like it should outperform my deluxe tinker in most of the comparable tools ... but 7 layes ... and all that weight? To me the wrench, the inclusion of two files, and the monolith supporting the magnifier are an unnecessary burden.
I’d have liked to have seen a small blade instead of the nail file, lose the wrench, shorten the magnifier and position opposite the Phillips (ala Explorer etc). Well, it’s now discontinued ... maybe the general market thought the same way as me. But now there only remains one question ...
Which is the bigger sin, risking trying to dismantle and modify a piece of SAK history make it into a tool I will enjoy using, or leaving it as is and denying it the use it was built for?